Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So What's Your Plan, Tough Guy?

Glen Dean apparently needs it spelled out for him, so I'll make this short and sweet.


Over the decades, the U.S. has made a few mistakes in foreign policy.  Yes, I know that saying that the U.S. has ever made any mistakes in its entire history automatically means I Hate America and I Blame America First, but we have.  In particular, we have an unfortunate history of overthrowing democratically-elected governments if we didn't like the result of an election.  This is a particularly salient problem as it relates to Iran and Honduras.

In 1951, Iran elected Mohammad Mossadeq as its first democratically-elected Prime Minister.  The U.S. and the U.K. didn't like him because he dared to suggest that Iran should have some say over the allocation of its own oil resources, rather than Britain controlling it all.  So in 1953, in what came to be known as Operation Ajax, the CIA and MI6 fomented a coup against Mossadeq and replaced him with the Shah.  The Shah came to be bitterly despised and viewed (correctly) as a U.S. puppet.  It was a major factor in the anti-U.S. hostility of the 1979 Iranian Revolution.

In Latin America, the U.S. has a recent history of backing military coups.  We propped up Batista in Cuba, Pinochet in Chile, the contras in Nicaragua (whom we financed, by the way, by illegally selling arms to Iran), and the junta in El Salvador.  While the U.S. didn't do anything directly in Honduras, we staged our involvement in Nicaragua from bases there.

So either way, if the U.S. is to have any legitimacy in mediating these crises, it is of paramount importance that we not be seen as the ones trying to foment it all.  If the U.S. is seen as instigating the new revolution in Iran, it will give Ahmadinejad and the clerics a nice little bit of propaganda to rally their bases of support--"Just like 1953 and Mossadeq!"  Similarly, given our history of backing military coups in Latin America, if we didn't move quickly to fully dispel any suggestion that we were involved with the Honduran coup, it would have killed our credibility in Latin America and given a boost to people like Hugo Chavez.  As it is, getting all of our North and Central American allies together immediately to resolve the situation was the best way to steal Chavez's thunder.

Besides, what exactly would the right have Obama do in regards to Iran?  Yell louder?  Give a little cowboy-ish slogan, like "Ahmadinejad--Wanted Dead or Alive"?  All that would accomplish what, exactly?

Or perhaps they'd have him drop a couple bombs over there?  Yeah, that would show 'em!  Except that at the exact moment we dropped the bombs, the entire political right in this country, Glen Dean included, would immediately rediscover paleo-conservatism and whine about how we shouldn't be "intervening".  It's a nice little trap they've set up, but Obama isn't falling into it.

(H/t ACK)

Monday, June 29, 2009

What Else God Wants

God wants Mark Sanford to remain Governor of South Carolina, according to noted prophet Mark Sanford:


In a written message to supporters Monday, Mark Sanford asserted that God’s plan for him includes finishing his term as South Carolina governor.

Sanford is facing calls for his resignation after disappearing to Argentina then returning last week to admit an affair.

“Immediately after all this unfolded last week I had thought I would resign – as I believe in the military model of leadership and when trust of any form is broken one lays down the sword,” Sanford wrote in the message, which he posted on his personal website http://www.governorsanford.com and Facebook page, and broadcast via Twitter.

“A long list of close friends have suggested otherwise – that for God to really work in my life I shouldn’t be getting off so lightly. While it would be personally easier to exit stage left, their point has been that my larger sin was the sin of pride.”


In that case, here's what else I KNOW that the Almighty wants.  And I want to be perfectly clear that you will all be considered to be living in mortal sin until these demands are met:

  • For me to get an Hermès Birkin bag.  Preferably in violet croc, but God will forgive you if you can only get black.

  • For all law school exams to immediately be changed into multiple-choice and open-book format.  God says that issue-spotting essay questions are an abomination in His sight.

  • For me to get Manolo Blahnik black patent leather Mary Janes.  What?  God says I so totally need shoes to go with the bag.

  • For Phil Bredesen to go on a wild trip to Argentina a la Sanford.  God says he needs to loosen up.

  • For me to get one of the Valentino Rose handbags.  God says that carrying the Birkin bag everyday would just make me look like a label-whore.

  • For the Tennessee Titans to win the Super Bowl and for the Nashville Predators to win the Stanley Cup.  The Pittsburgh Steelers and Detroit Red Wings have sinned and will be judged.  Also, God wants Chris Johnson to shut the hell up and stop looking to T.O. and Ocho-Cinco as his role models.

  • For Stacey Campfield to stop making T.O. and Ocho-Cinco look like coherent and intellectual thinkers.

  • For me to get a Bentley Continental GT.  Black, tan seats.  Hot bag + hot shoes = need for hot car.

  • For all of our gay brethren, quite a few of whom recognize the value of hot bags and hot shoes, to receive equal rights.  And for Obama to be more out in front on that issue.

  • For us to stop blowing up the mountaintops for coal, since they are after all His creation.

  • For me to get a summer house in the North Carolina mountains, when they're not being blown up for coal.

  • For me to just get a freaking job in two years.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

I Read Phil Valentine So You Don't Have To!

Apologies to anyone who does a similar weekly post!


Actually, I only have one real beef with this week's column.  He spends most of it criticizing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, he who made "hiking the Appalachian Trail" into a new euphemism, but then goes on to criticize the jilted wife:


The real perplexing piece of this Peyton Place puzzle is the written response from Sanford's wife. She quoted scripture and spoke of forgiveness. She offered to take the scoundrel back, were he to change his evil ways.

I don't mean to be cynical, but she's either Hillary Clinton or Mother Teresa. My money is on the former. Mrs. Sanford seems to want to keep the gravy train rolling in spite of the overwhelming evidence that her husband is an incurable cad.

I understand that forgiveness is a Christian virtue, but I don't believe God ever intended for us to be chumps. To me, serial adultery is not something you forgive and forget. Don't get me wrong: I'm certainly not without sin, but I cannot imagine ever trusting a spouse who deceived me in such a nefarious way for more than a year.

Ohh, so she's either an idiot or a greedy bitch.  Thanks for the clarification Phil!

Now I'll admit, if it were me, not only would I have kicked him to the curb, but I would have made sure I got quite the payday with alimony.  He wouldn't be able to go visit his Argentine amante anymore, not because of the public scrutiny, but because he wouldn't be able to afford the plane ticket.

But that's easy for me to say.  I'm not in that position.  

What do you want this woman to do?  She's already been publicly humiliated and had all of her family's dirty laundry aired to the whole country.  Can you honestly blame her for not wanting to add to that while the spotlight is still on all of them, for wanting to shield the kids the best she can under the circumstances?  And whether she leaves him or not, is that really for any of us to judge?

Besides, what "gravy train" is there to stick around for?  Mark Sanford's trip to Argentina cost South Carolina $8,000 and may have contravened official U.S. trade policy.  South Carolina Republicans look ready and willing to throw him under the bus.  He's not going to be governor much longer, whether he steps down of his own volition or gets impeached.  

Really, he's incredibly lucky that two celebrity icons, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, died the day after his confession, since that took the pressure and the media glare off of him for the time being.

I think she may not be Mother Teresa, but certainly not either an idiot or a greedy bitch.  Rather, it seems she's just trying to cope and survive and wait for the storm to die down before making any drastic decisions.

But of course, I don't live in that little black-and-white world.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

On Michael Jackson

I first heard Michael Jackson's music when I was 5 or 6, from my mom's cassette tapes in the car on the way to school.  I was born in 1986, so I don't really remember a time when he wasn't at least a little bit off--hell, it wasn't until I was older that I realized he once had dark skin.  But even at that young age, you recognized that there was something special about those songs--"Thriller" and "Billie Jean" and "Beat It" (which was my favorite for a long time) and all the old Jackson 5 songs.  It didn't sound like everything else on the radio, it was in a class of its own.


His was a distinctly American tragedy, at once a brilliant artist and a tortured soul, using his millions to try and buy back the childhood he was denied.  Loved by millions yet mutilating himself in an attempt to destroy that painful past.  Adored yet utterly alone.

And that's not to gloss over what he (allegedly but more likely than not) did.  No amount of artistry or suffering from his earlier life can excuse that or make it go away.  Even more than O.J., he showed that with the right amount of money and resources you can, in fact, buy your way out of legal trouble.

It just all adds to the tragedy.  Even if he's not too sympathetic as a person, we've lost an artist of unsurpassed quality.  It's ironic that it took the death of the person who made music videos into an art form to get MTV to start playing some damn videos again!

Reports are coming out now that in his will, he gave his share of the Lennon-McCartney catalogue back to Paul McCartney.  So if that's true, then at least in his precarious mental state, he still recognized that as the right thing to do.

Let's remember the good times, shall we?














And of course, was there really anyone else who was so beloved worldwide, even by prisoners in the Philippines?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mark Sanford On Bill Clinton

Naturally.  What did you expect?

“I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally (to resign). I come from the business side. If you had a chairman or president in the business world facing these allegations, he’d be gone.” [Sanford on Clinton, The Post and Courier, 9/12/98]

The issue of lying is probably the biggest harm, if you will, to the system of Democratic government, representatives government, because it undermines trust. And if you undermine trust in our system, you undermine everything.” [Sanford on Clinton, CNN, 2/16/99]

Also, here's a question--if South Carolina received almost $8 billion from the federal stimulus package, which Sanford initially refused to accept but only did so after first the legislature and then the South Carolina Supreme Court forced him to apply, and used at least part of it to pay off the state's budget deficit from which the Governor's salary is paid...does that mean that at least a little bit of stimulus money went to fund his little jaunt to Argentina?

Dammit, that's NOT what the stimulus was supposed to stimulate!

Have It Your Way!

Burger King has a new ad out (that may actually not be running in the U.S.) with a, er, less-than-subtle subtext:



Uh, gee...

I suppose there is a complaint in here somewhere about sexism, but it got lost in my thoughts of "Haha, they said 'blow'!"  Really, it's just in fairly poor taste...kind of like most food at Burger King.

The irony is, of course, that if you eat at Burger King all the time and would order a seven-inch cheeseburger, odds are you're not getting very many blow jobs...

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Kim McMillan Interview

(Note:  This interview actually took place last week, but the combination of the Sherri Goforth mess and the conclusion of Summer Job #1 hampered my ability to get it all down).


I've made it my goal for this summer to get to know all of our Democratic candidates for Governor in 2010, to find out where they stand on the issues and what direction they'd like to see for the state.  To that end, I sat down last week with former House Majority Leader Kim McMillan of Clarksville, the only female candidate in the race thus far.  I report, you decide, etc.:

On why she is running for governor:  "I believe that the state of Tennessee needs a different type of candidate, someone that can excite people about Tennessee government."  She's the youngest candidate, the only female candidate, someone who can excite a whole generation of people in Tennessee.

On what from her background qualifies her to be governor:  "I've spent 15 years in public service, my entire adult life, and I've done so because I believe in Tennessee, the people of Tennessee."  She has worked in all of the branches of Tennessee government--the legislature, the executive branch, and she's worked as a lawyer.  She also cited her experience as an adopted child, who didn't come from a wealthy background and truly had to work her way up.

On how she plans on reaching out to voters in areas where Democrats have struggled recently:  "I don't view Tennessee as three distinct regions."  She grew up in Knoxville, so she has connections there.  She believes she can reach out to voters no matter what part of the state.

On how Democrats can recover and win in 2010:  "We need the right kind of candidate who can appeal to people across the board."

On what the Democratic message should be going forward:  "The overall Democratic message needs to be that we want to bring people together.  We want to look at issues that unite us, not divide us.  We don't want to focus on those divisive wedge issues."

On the tax issue--McMillan's role in the income tax debate from 2001 seems to be her 500-pound gorilla in the room.  She wanted to make it perfectly clear that what she supported in 2001 was tax reform, which would have lowered or eliminated a number of taxes in Tennessee.  "The only other option on the table was a $1 billion tax increase, which I was opposed to."  She voted against that plan, but supported a plan to eliminate a number of taxes, especially on businesses--businesses are in fact the biggest payer of sales taxes in Tennessee.  The people in her district at the time believed in it--she was re-elected twice after voting for it, so it was not exactly the "kiss of death."

However, she says it would not be the right decision now, because Governor Bredesen has shown that there are other ways to manage the state government and manage the budget.  He hasn't put the legislature in that session.

On what else can be done to reform the tax system in Tennessee:  "What we have to do is be willing to look at other ways that we can structure our tax liability.  What we learned in 2002 is that the people of Tennessee are not ready to change the tax structure--they seem satisfied with the tax structure we have."  It's important for the next governor to "look outside the box" in order to increase the sales tax base.  We have to have that discussion and we have to bring people in so that everyone can be a part of that discussion, not just 132 people in Nashville who vote on it.

On what she will do to promote the development of sustainable energy in Tennessee:  She pointed to the Hemlock Semiconductor project in Clarksville that has invested $1.2 billion in the Tennessee economy as the sort of projects we need to attract here.  Hemlock was willing to come to Tennessee because of our workforce, but they needed the training.  So we convinced them to come when Austin Peay agreed to provide that training.

On how we can ensure that environmental disasters like the fly ash spill in Kingston don't happen again:  "You have to have a government that is continually monitoring and making sure that things like that don't happen again."  We still need to understand why that accident happened.  She would support a ban on mountaintop-removal mining.

On the Employee Free Choice Act and on organized labor in general:  (Reminder:  this interview took place right after the whole Roy Herron-wrong vote flap)  "I'm a supporter of working people in Tennessee, I am a supporter of labor.  I have a 12-year record in the General Assembly of voting in favor of individuals being able to unionize."  She strongly supports organized labor and has never flip-flopped on that issue once.

On what can be done to bring more jobs to Tennessee without giving away too much:  "I am personally a fan of promoting Tennessee because Tennessee is the best place to live and work and raise a family.  When you show companies that Tennessee has the kind of sustainable workforce they want, that's what companies are the most interested in."  But we can't give away the farm in order to get people to come here.

On healthcare/TennCare:  She believed at the time (2004) that TennCare did need to be scaled back because it was taking up too much of the budget.  However, moving into the future, she'd like to see the "Medically Needy" portion of TennCare (the fund for individuals taken off of TennCare but were still considered uninsurable) opened back up and expanded, so that they can get the insurance they need.  We need to keep working on these alternatives and making them more accessible.  

On guns:  She voted in favor of the handgun carry permit bill while in the legislature, but opposed the guns in bars bill the previous time it came before the legislature--guns and alcohol don't mix.  Law enforcement and restaurant owners don't necessarily want it.  "I don't know that it makes Tennesseans safer."

On gay adoption:  "As an adopted child myself, I truly believe that every child in Tennessee deserves a family, and to reject a child's opportunity to have a loving family because those two individuals may be in a gay relationship hurts the child.  As someone who was given the opportunity to have a loving home, I support giving the child an opportunity to have a loving family."

I also pointed out that it sometimes seems as though the Republicans have more women featured prominently among their leadership--Robin Smith, Beth Harwell, Marsha Marsha Marsha--than Democrats do, and why she thinks this is.  She says that the biggest problem is that more women don't run for office.  It's not that people are not accepting of women in leadership roles, just that we don't have as many of them getting involved.  I followed up by asking how we can get more women to run, and she wants her candidacy to show other women that it can be done.  She herself had initially been inspired to run for office by seeing women like Jane Eskind run for Governor. 

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My analysis, having had a week to think about it:  Kim McMillan is obviously a great candidate, progressive and charismatic.  She already has a well-defined base of support.  What still remains to be seen is a) how much that base translates into fundraising ability and b) how much of an albatross the income tax still is ten years later.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

No Regrets

Have you come here for forgiveness,
Have you come to raise the dead?
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?

--U2, "One"

I kind of backed off from the whole Sherri Goforth story after Tuesday night.  I had a lot more to say, but this story picked a terribly inconvenient week to break, with me finishing up Summer Job #1 and coming home every night to a house full of boxes to unpack (although we're totally done upstairs now!).

But ultimately, I have no regrets over what happened.  And I'm sorry if that makes me self-righteous or someone who yelled "monster" in order to hand out torches and pitchforks.

No one could have possibly anticipated how fast that story would blow up--how quickly it would go from being a few bloggers talking about it in Tennessee to international news.  I made my little timeline of what happened on Monday night because I still couldn't believe it then.

Now, I realize I may have contributed to it spiraling out of control in some way by posting it on Daily Kos.  But I did that thinking maybe a few of my friends over there would read it and that would be the end of it, having no idea that within twenty minutes it would end up as the top post on the front page.  Diaries being promoted like that happens very rarely, and usually not to people like me who don't post over there all that much anyway.  But I don't regret that either; it was a story that obviously struck a nerve with quite a few people.

When Obama pointed out during the campaign that he didn't "look like all those other Presidents," was he not accused of "playing the race card"?  Is it not still "the race card" when played by someone else?

I wasn't trying to "make myself feel better" or hold up "the superiority of my beliefs."  My goal was simply to get the word out and to show exactly what those of us in red states are dealing with right now.  I know we generally don't like to "air our dirty laundry" in the South, but sometimes the light of the day is the best disinfectant.

I didn't call on her to be fired then.  Honestly, whether she keeps her job or not is now beside the point.  But it does make me incredibly sad to know that the person who leaked the original email to Newscoma is probably in greater danger of losing his/her job should his/her identity ever come out than Goforth ever was.  And why exactly was what the 20-year old intern did worse than what Goforth did?

I could ask why there's such a double standard, why we're asked to forgive the moral failings of conservatives when they would never extend such forgiveness to any of us in such a situation.  But that question has been asked so many times by so many people that I know there's no good answer.

It would be nice if we really could all forgive, move on, and use this as a teachable moment.  And this is, ultimately, so much bigger than one staffer.  But all she and Senator Black had to do when confronted with the wrongdoing was apologize.  Instead, all we got were multiple apologies for sending the email "to the wrong list."  If that was an inaccurate report of what was said, we haven't yet heard anything to the contrary.  And it begs the question that has remained in my head since then--what is the "right list"?

Again, if this were just a one-time thing, I could easily see the uproar as an overreaction.  If it hadn't come from the same people who brought us "Hey Harold, call me", "Barack Hussein Obama the secret Muslim", the Nathan Vaughn blackbird mailer, and "Barack the Magic Negro", then yes, the resulting uproar would have been an overreaction to one simple lapse in judgment.  But this was not what happened here.  This was someone thinking they wouldn't get caught.

You can't have a teaching moment or a conversation about a problem with those who refuse to acknowledge that there is a problem in the first place.

It doesn't matter to me whether or not she keeps her job.  She probably won't get fired, so all I can do is hope that she now understands why it was wrong.  But if she does get fired for doing something like this on a state email on the state's dime, then no, I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

If I made any mistakes along the way, it was assuming that Kleinheider had ulterior motives for not covering the story earlier.  While I still disagree with his reasoning, I assumed something I didn't understand and I fully admit that I was wrong to do so (There.  Was that so hard?).

So, fellow bloggers, I'm sorry if that makes me self-righteous or part of a torch-and-pitchfork mob.  But I'm not going to be made to feel guilty for calling attention to something that unquestionably needed attention.  I'm Jewish, I'm made to feel guilty over everything else I do.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Virus Goes International

Congratulations, Tennessee Republicans.  It wasn't enough to make us the laughingstock of the entire country.  Now we're quickly becoming the laughingstock of the world.  From The Times in the U.K.:


An e-mail sent by a Republican aide, entitled Historical Keepsake Photo, features portraits of the first 43 American presidents in a variety of dignified and statesmanlike poses. The succession of white faces, however, comes to an abrupt halt in the final and 44th panel which displays just a pair of cartoon eyeballs set against an entirely dark background.

Little more than six months since the US elected its first black president and Barack Obama declared “change has come to America”, hopes that the country is finally overcoming a racist past are being tempered by evidence that parts of it — sections of the Republican Party in particular — remain aghast at the notion of a black First Family.


And, bear in mind, this comes from a newspaper that is considered center-right and almost always backs Tories.  Hell, it's owned by Newscorp!

(H/t)

Technical Difficulties

My blog somehow got marked as spam, so sorry if you're getting a warning when you try to click in here. Needless to say, this is not a spam blog and I hope our Google Overlords will resolve the situation quickly.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Timeline Of A Viral Story

Here is a cautionary tale of how one little story goes from a post on a blog in West Tennessee to national news in about six hours:

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Sometime around 10:00 A.M. CDT:  Newscoma posts the original story of the racist photo an anonymous legislative staffer sent her.

11:00 A.M.:  Newscoma e-mails several other liberal bloggers in Tennessee to express her disgust and anger over the issue.

11:02 A.M.:  Other bloggers start posting it up.

12:32 P.M.:  The story hits Nashville is Talking.

12:36 P.M.:  Newscoma reveals that the original e-mail had come from Sherri Goforth in Diane Black's office.  Blog posts updated accordingly.

1:35 P.M.:  Christian Grantham talks to Goforth, where she issued her non-apology apology.  Seriously, just who is on the "right" list?  Blog posts again updated accordingly.

1:39 P.M.:  Grantham puts up links to all the other blog posts, essentially becoming the "hub" for the development of the story.

2:39 P.M.:  I decide this story needs more exposure, so I write it up for Daily Kos.

2:43 P.M.:  Grantham announces that WKRN will put this on the evening news.

3:28 P.M.:  The story starts to go national as Wonkette picks it up.

4:02 P.M.:  The going-national continues as Ta-Nehisi Coates of The Atlantic also picks it up.

4:04 P.M.:  After having problems uploading the actual photo, the Daily Kos post goes live.

4:27 P.M.:  Daily Kos post hits the "recommended list".

4:30 P.M.:  The story hits the Associated Press, first official news story comes out.

4:48 P.M.:  Daily Kos post gets added to the front page, ensuring that it's the first thing all 200,000+ registered (and hundreds of thousands more unregistered) Daily Kos readers see when they log on.

4:58 P.M.:  Think Progress picks it up.

5:21 P.M.:  TNDP Chairman Chip Forrester issues a press release demanding that Goforth "go forth" from the legislature.

5:33 P.M.:  Adam Kleinheider finally decides this story is important enough for Post Politics, apparently waiting for the Forrester statement so he could make it about "those crazy Chipinista with their demands!"

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So let this be a cautionary tale to any political campaigners or staffers.  The story went live at 10, went statewide by 11, went national by 3:30, and was EVERYWHERE (except for Post Politics) by 4:30.  So in the span of about six to six and a half hours, everyone knows just how much racism exists within the TNGOP.  And all because a staffer just had to hit the "forward" button.

Never think for one second that you won't get caught, that you can keep the story under wraps.  Those days are long gone.

Racism On Your Dime

(UPDATE: Now on Daily Kos, and on the rec list no less. Not bad for my first time posting anything there in three months)

(UPDATE 2: Aaaand now on the front page of Daily Kos. This story went viral REALLY fast)

The queen of West Tennessee, Newscoma, received a disgusting and racist email with a "keepsake photo" of all the Presidents, with a picture of a "spook" where President Obama's picture should be. I'm not putting it up here, you'll have to go to her blog to see it.

This was up a few hours ago, but we now know that the picture was sent by Sherri Goforth, a staffer for Republican Senator Diane Black of Gallatin. The email was originally sent around to a group of fellow Republican staffers, but got forwarded to Newscoma apparently by someone disgusted with the whole thing. When contacted for comment by Christian Grantham of Nashville Is Talking/WKRN, all Ms. Goforth could do was apologize for "sending it from the wrong email address" rather than sending out a racist email. Not sorry for what she did, sorry that she got caught.

Now I'm sure the Republicans are immediately gearing up to say, "Oh come on you ultra-PC libs, it's a JOKE, lighten up!" Well for one thing, this follows a classic pattern of racist "jokes" for Tennessee Republicans. Second, why are they making these "jokes" on my taxpayer dime? Aren't we paying them to work for the state of Tennessee rather than to circulate "jokes" at work?

And of course, this all goes back to how politicians in this state have not caught up to new media. If you pull this, you will get caught, no matter what email you sent it from. And now it's going up on every blog in the whole state.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Commerce Clause And You: A TN Primer

On Friday, Phil Bredesen allowed the "Tennessee Firearms Freedom Act" to pass without signature, which declares that federal laws do not apply to firearms, ammunition, or accessories made in Tennessee and which remain in Tennessee. Bredesen passed the legislation even though he believes it to be an unconstitutional attempt by the state to regulate a federal power.



What is unconstitutional about this? If a gun is made here and kept here what the heck business of the federal government is it? If Tennessee wants to make its own laws on firearms why is that bad and how is it unconstitutional?

He then asks whether Bredesen should have vetoed it if he believes it to be unconstitutional. Well, duh, but of course that wouldn't be politically expedient.

But if you'll indulge a law student who finds this branch of law particularly fascinating, I'll take a stab at explaining why this legislation would almost certainly be found unconstitutional.

First, let's look at the relevant section of the Constitution--Article I, Section 8, Clause 3; also known as the Commerce Clause:

The Congress shall have power . . . To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes;

The Framers saw the lack of federal control over interstate commerce as a particular problem with the original Articles of Confederation; the nation couldn't develop economically if interstate commerce was subject to differing and discriminatory regulations by each state. But the way in which this enumerated power has been interpreted has evolved greatly throughout over the last 200 years.

The first case dealing with the power to regulate commerce among the several states was Gibbons v. Ogden, 22 U.S. 1 (1824). The state of New York had granted Ogden a monopoly to run a ferry service between New York City and New Jersey, but tried to bar Gibbons, who had been granted a ferry charter from Congress, from operating a competing service. The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Gibbons, noting that "commerce" is not just traffic between states, but refers to all forms of commercial intercourse between states.

For the next century or so (and I'm greatly summarizing here), the Court allowed for a more expansive interpretation of the Commerce Clause while still maintaining certain restrictions. For example, the Court upheld a federal law allowing for the confiscation of shipments of eggs containing prohibited ingredients, even though the shipments were no longer "in interstate commerce" by arriving at their destination, because doing so was an appropriate means of preventing their sale in interstate commerce in the first place (See Hipolite Egg Co. v. United States, 220 U.S. 45 (1911)). However, the Court struck down a federal law banning the sale of goods produced through child labor from interstate commerce, as the regulation of production was a local matter, and the production happened before the goods entered interstate commerce. The desire on the part of Congress to prevent an unfair competitive advantage to states allowing child labor was not enough to regulate it (See Hammer v. Dagenhart, 247 U.S. 251 (1918)).

This brings us to one of the most interesting chapters (in my opinion) in the history of the Court. Throughout the 1930s, the Court repeatedly struck down FDR's New Deal legislation dealing with worker welfare (See, e.g., Carter v. Carter Coal Co., 298 U.S. 238 (1936)). In response, FDR threatened to expand the Court to 15 justices in order to "pack" it with justices who would support his legislation. While there is some dispute as to how much effect FDR's threat really had, at some point afterwards, two of the Court's more centrist judges began siding with the three "liberals" on several decisions--a shift known as "the switch in time that saved nine."

I do hope I'm not boring you by now, but these next two cases are extremely important to understanding the standards by which the Tennessee Firearms Freedom Act would be considered unconstitutional. In National Labor Relations Board v. Jones and Laughlin Steel Corp., 301 U.S. 1 (1937), the Court upheld a federal law regulating labor standards for steel production. The Court held that while certain activities may be intrastate in character, Congress could still regulate it if the activities have such a close and substantial relation to interstate commerce that their control is essential or appropriate to protect that commerce. A few years later, in United States v. Darby Lumber Co., 312 U.S. 100 (1941), the Court expanded on that standard of "substantial relation," stating that the Commerce power extends to classes of intrastate activities which have a substantial effect on interstate commerce, and which so affect interstate commerce as to make their regulation an appropriate means to a legitimate end. In this particular case, the Court explicitly overturned Hammer (the child labor case), stating that interstate commerce could not be made the subject of unfair competition between the states.

For the next 50 years or so, this standard stood more or less unchallenged, and the Court pretty much allowed Congress to do what they wanted under the Commerce Clause. The Kennedy Administration was particularly adept at using the Commerce Clause, using it to successfully argue in favor of legislation desegregating hotels and restaurants, on the grounds that such segregation put artificial restrictions on interstate travel, and thus on interstate commerce (See Heart of Atlanta Motel v. United States, 379 U.S. 241 (1964); Katzenbach v. McClung, 379 U.S. 294 (1964)).

Fast-forward to the 1990s, when the Court finally cracked back down on Congress. In a pair of cases, United States v. Lopez, 514 U.S. 549 (1995), and United States v. Morrison, 529 U.S. 598 (2000), the court struck down laws regulating non-economic activities (respectively, guns in school zones and allowing victims of domestic violence to sue their attackers in federal court), even though the government argued that those activities had a remote effect on interstate commerce. The Court placed a renewed emphasis on the "substantial effects" test, and held that the activity regulated must be economic (again, summarizing greatly).

And now for the grand finale, the direct precedent on which the Tennessee Firearms Freedom Act would be found unconstitutional. In Gonzales v. Raich, 545 U.S. 1 (2005), the Court upheld a Congressional ban on medical marijuana, and the subsequent prosecutions of several Californians for possessing it, even though the state of California had legalized it. In this case, the marijuana in question was produced, sold, and consumed all in the state of California; it could never have been shown to have entered interstate commerce. The Court found that it didn't matter, because there was no way to guarantee that something as in demand as marijuana would NEVER enter interstate commerce:

Even respondents acknowledge the existence of an illicit market in marijuana; indeed, Raich has personally participated in that market, and Monson expresses a willingness to do so in the future.....The parallel concern making it appropriate to include marijuana grown for home consumption in the CSA is the likelihood that the high demand in the interstate market will draw such marijuana into that market. While the diversion of homegrown wheat tended to frustrate the federal interest in stabilizing prices by regulating the volume of commercial transactions in the interstate market, the diversion of homegrown marijuana tends to frustrate the federal interest in eliminating commercial transactions in the interstate market in their entirety. In both cases, the regulation is squarely within Congress' commerce power because production of the commodity meant for home consumption, be it wheat or marijuana, has a substantial effect on supply and demand in the national market for that commodity


So in other words, it doesn't matter if it's only a little bit of marijuana that's not currently in interstate commerce, because if everyone were allowed to do it, it would inevitably lead to the marijuana being drawn into interstate commerce. And therefore, even allowing that little bit would have a substantial effect on interstate commerce.

Interestingly, this was a 6-3 decision. Kennedy sided with the more liberal members of the Court, and Scalia wrote a separate concurrence. He wanted to differentiate this decision from Lopez and Morrison, since this involved the regulation of a distinctly economic activity:

Unlike the power to regulate activities that have a substantial effect on interstate commerce, the power to enact laws enabling effective regulation of interstate commerce can only be exercised in conjunction with congressional regulation of an interstate market, and it extends only to those measures necessary to make the interstate regulation effective. As Lopez itself states, and the Court affirms today, Congress may regulate noneconomic intrastate activities only where the failure to do so “could … undercut” its regulation of interstate commerce. ... This is not a power that threatens to obliterate the line between “what is truly national and what is truly local.”


(Just as a side note, this is why it's simplistic to say that certain judges are "liberal" or "conservative" in general. Scalia is certainly conservative, but he has never been hostile to a strong federal government. Also, if you have a moment, read O'Connor's dissent in this case--not sure I agree, but she makes a compelling argument).

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I realize that was really long-winded, but that's why the Tennessee Firearms Freedom Act would almost be certainly found unconstitutional. It doesn't matter, as it didn't matter in Raich, if the production and sale of guns or medical marijuana only happens locally, because there's no guarantee that those articles of commerce will remain within the local market. In fact, it's more likely than not that those articles would go into interstate commerce (because honestly, other than "sending a message," what would be the point of this bill other than to give Tennessee gunmakers a comparative advantage?). What are we going to do, stop every car with a Kentucky license plate to make sure they're not taking guns back with them? What good does it say that federal regulations will apply once the guns have been taken across state lines if they've already been produced in a way in which the federal regulations didn't apply?

This bill is a direct challenge to the Commerce Clause, but it presents the exact same issue as Raich. And it will be found unconstitutional on the same grounds.

But if not, Republican-controlled General Assembly, do you think you could legalize medical marijuana while you're at it? Or do you only support "states rights" when it's convenient to do so?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Other Gubernatorial Candidates On EFCA

Given the flap from the last two days over Roy Herron, new media, and the Employee Free Choice Act, I figured it might be a good idea to see where the rest of the Democratic field stands on this important piece of pro-labor legislation.

I asked Mark Brown, spokesman for Ward Cammack, where Cammack stood on the issue of EFCA and organized labor. His response, via e-mail:

Ward met with Jerry Lee, Eddie Bryan, and A.J. Starling several weeks ago. (He has also attended Nashville's L Club, an SEIU open house and several other labor events.) Ward supports the right of workers to organize and believes that if workers are voting on whether or not they should organize, then the workers should decide the manner in which that election is conducted. That's a matter of basic fairness.

Having said that, Ward strongly believes that labor and management must both have a seat at the table when it comes to economic development and all of its related issues. It's going to take all of us working together to pull through the current economic storm. As Ward likes to say, it's about finding win-wins.



It sounds like we can take Cammack's answer as "Yes, he supports EFCA." (UPDATE: On further clarification, yes, he does support EFCA). Unless I'm completely misunderstanding EFCA, isn't the whole idea behind it that workers should be allowed to decide how an election is conducted, whether via card check or, if a majority of workers want it, secret ballot? The point is not to favor the card check over the secret ballot, but to allow workers, not management, to make that decision.

I'm interviewing Kim McMillan later this afternoon, and that question is on my list.

As soon as Mike McWherter comes out with a position on this issue, or on any other issue, I will certainly pass that along.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

On The Holocaust Museum Shooting

I was all prepared to do a big rant tonight about the persistence of domestic terrorism in this country.  To ask how many more "lone nuts" are going to come out of the woodwork and how many more people have to die before we acknowledge that none of these killings happen in a vacuum.  To wonder why everyone is so reluctant to call it what it is, terrorism (What?  Terrorists are only Muslims who wear long beards?).  To point to the Homeland Security report on right-wing terror groups that had to be withdrawn so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of white supremacists and doctor-killers.  To insist that more people are going to die until these groups are stopped.


That's all true.  But I've made that point so many times over the last week.

So now all I can do is observe that the two men shot today could not offer a greater contrast in what humanity is capable of.  One had wasted 88 years consumed by hate for everyone, and the other was willing to die in order to protect innocents.

They interviewed Stephen Tyrone Johns' young son on the news tonight.  I'm hoping Jewish groups will quickly get their acts together in order to set up a fund for the family's financial security and the children's education.  It is the absolute least that can be done.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Giving In To Terrorists

Another sad chapter to the George Tiller saga:

George Tiller's clinic will close in the wake of the Wichita abortion provider's shooting death, lawyers for the Tiller family said today.

Lee Thompson and Dan Monnat, the family's lawyers, said in a statement that the clinic, Women's Health Care Services, will be permanently closed, effective immediately.

Tiller family members will not be involved in any other similar clinic, the statement said.

On the one hand, you really can't blame them. The family surely wants to grieve in private now, without attracting any more attention. They certainly must continue to be worried for their own safety as well. You can't do anything beyond respecting their wishes, and you certainly can't ask them to be martyrs.

But on the other hand, this does feel like a surrender to the terrorists. Operation Rescue and their allies got what they wanted--with collateral damage in terms of PR, certainly, but ultimately got what they wanted, which was the shutdown of the clinic. And the span of time in which it took--from the shooting on May 31 to today, 10 days--was a far shorter time span for accomplishing that end than trying to shut it down through the legal system.

They claim the shooter was a lone nut. How many other "lone nuts" do you suppose are out there who are more than willing to take the fall in order to guarantee the same result at the other two clinics who perform late-term abortions, with either the explicit or implicit encouragement of Operation Rescue, Bill O'Reilly, and others in the anti-choice movement? Especially now that they know it will be successful?

And why stop with clinics who perform late-term abortions? If you can shut down those clinics through terrorism, why not go onto other clinics who only provide earlier-term abortions? You could still just shrug off all the shooters as "lone nuts."

The Obama Administration needs to understand one thing--if the Justice Department does not act quickly to protect the doctors, nurses, and staff of these clinics, more people (living, breathing people) will die.

...Or Maybe He Did

ANOTHER UPDATE: See below.

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Last night I reported on an e-mail I received from the Roy Herron campaign, indicating that he had voted for a bill urging the Tennessee congressional delegation to vote against the Employee Free Choice Act in error. It appeared that contrary to earlier reports, he had not dissed labor.

Or maybe he did.

There are new details this morning about what exactly happened. It came out last night after I had gone to sleep that Herron had in fact voted for the bill in committee, so he couldn't have made the same mistake twice.

This morning, in an attempt at damage control, Herron contacted Sean Braisted to give a further explanation of what had happened. He voted for it in committee without really understanding what it meant, then decided to vote against in the full Senate after speaking with his friends in labor, but then made a mistake, and now the vote will be changed from an "Aye" to a "Not Voting".

So now there are two problems, as I see it. First, the general point about 21st-century political campaigns and new media. If you make a mistake, it will be noticed. After you make a mistake, you have one chance to get your story right. If you flub that, it makes you look desperate and disorganized at the very least. The story--the WHOLE story--should have come out last night. I know the "flack" in question personally, and I know she would not have purposefully omitted anything or told us any less than everything she knew. So the campaign needed to get the WHOLE story out in that email, otherwise it looks like they were just hoping no one would notice that vote in committee. It looks sloppy, at best.

But the larger point that bothers me is the statement that Herron is "not fully informed on the issue of the Employee Free Choice Act, and hopes to investigate the matter in the future to have a better understanding of it." Isn't that kind of important? You're only running to be Governor of an entire state, and EFCA is only the largest overhaul of federal labor laws since the New Deal. This is something you had better understand, and understand well, if you're running for statewide office. It's not like being in the state legislature, where you can just remind everyone that you wrote a book and hope that impresses.

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UPDATE: I just got a phone call from Roy Herron himself. He reiterated his support for labor, and affirmed the need to focus on the budget now, where Democrats need to stand tough against the Republican attempts to cut funding for those with mental illness.

Agreed. But let's all pay attention when that vote comes up!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Roy Herron Did Not Diss Labor

UPDATE: Or maybe he did.

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Earlier today, it appeared that Roy Herron had voted in favor of a Republican-backed resolution urging the Tennessee congressional delegation to oppose the Employee Free Choice Act. It was a surprising move from a Democratic gubernatorial candidate--even though the resolution has no real effect, a "yes" vote would effectively send a giant "F-U" to Tennessee unions at a time when we're trying so desperately to argue that Democrats stand up "for the little guy."


But via e-mail from the campaign, the "yes" vote was in error and Herron immediately changed his vote, so the official record will have him voting "no":

Contrary to some reports, Sen. Roy Herron (D-Dresden) did not support the resolution opposing The Employee Free Choice Act.

Shortly before the vote, another senator began talking with Sen. Herron about different legislation. When the vote was suddenly called, Herron mistakenly pushed the “Aye” button, and before he could push the “No” button, the voting machine was locked. He immediately went to the Clerk to correct his vote. The official record will reflect that he did NOT vote for the resolution.

Flaky? Yes. Proof that he's anti-labor? No.

Completely Gratuitous Baby Animals

A rare clouded leopard at the Nashville Zoo just recently gave birth to three cubs, and the Tennessean has the picture of the six-day old babies.  So now, Silence Isn't Golden will go all Cute Overload in order to say...


SQUEEEEEEE!!!



Monday Memos

Memo to Green Hills drivers: Making a right turn into a shopping center does not necessitate coming to a complete stop first, thus requiring everyone in the lane behind you to stop as well. This applies with special force to drivers of SUVs turning into Whole Foods and Trader Joe's.

Memo to any Nashville drivers who have to go through roundabouts: Just treat the "Yield" signs like "Stop" signs--right-of-way goes clockwise depending on who got there first. You won't die in the roundabout, I promise. If you're still unsure of how to do it, but you see a maroon Altima behind you waiting to get into the roundabout, just move over and let her go ahead of you to show you how to do it.

Memo to Kyle Busch: You are not Jimi Hendrix. You are not Slash. You are not Jimmy Page. You are not Gene Simmons. You are not Pete Townshend. No, you're just a douche. But thanks for giving me some new "You Are So Nashville If..." material to work with.

Memo to ESPN talking heads: What's up with all this implying that Roger Federer winning the French Open isn't as good because he didn't beat Rafael Nadal to do it? Rafa was not the best in this particular competition, otherwise he would have been in the finals. Federer beat the best in this field, and earned his 14th Grand Slam title.

Would it have made for great TV if the win had come over Nadal, after losing to him repeatedly at Roland Garros? Undoubtedly. But I can't believe that there's even a suggestion that there will be an "asterisk" in the record books by Federer's win because he didn't beat Nadal. No, an asterisk would be needed if it were later discovered that Federer had done steroids or something, not because he didn't beat a particular opponent. Was there ever an asterisk next to any of Pete Sampras' wins because they didn't come over Andre Agassi, or vice versa?

Is Federer the best ever? He's now only the sixth man in the Open era to win all four Grand Slam titles, and has tied Sampras for most all-time Grand Slam wins. And remember, Sampras never won the French Open. There's no telling how many more Federer win, and what new dimensions his rivalry with Nadal will take on. I think he's certainly making his case to be considered the best ever.

Irony

If terrorist group Hezbollah can concede that they lost a democratic election, then why can't Norm Coleman do the same?

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Cry Me A River

Murderer and domestic terrorist Scott Roeder does not like how he's being treated in prison:


Roeder said it was freezing in his cell. "I started having a bad cough. I thought I was going to have pneumonia," he said.

He said he called AP because he wanted to emphasize the conditions in the jail so that in the future suspects would not have to endure the same conditions.

Oh, boo-effing-hoo.  It's prison, it's not supposed to be comfortable.  If it were up to me, he wouldn't be in solitary confinement anyway; he'd have to share a cell with the biggest, meanest "Bubba" in the joint instead.

At any rate, why on earth is AP giving this terrorist a platform?  How do you suppose the Tiller family feels when the person who killed their husband and father is whining, without a hint of remorse or irony, about the conditions in his jail cell?

This wouldn't even be news if not for this little doozy:

"I know there are many other similar events planned around the country as long as abortion remains legal," Roeder said. He would not elaborate.

If I'm the prosecutor in this case, I want him to keep talking.  I want him to keep saying stuff like this, because everything he says can be used against him in court.  Not just everything he says under interrogation, but everything.  His murder case is pretty cut-and-dry, but a few more statements like this and you're looking at a pretty strong RICO case as well.

But can you imagine if someone from al-Qaeda had said this while imprisoned at Gitmo?  He'd be waterboarded until he couldn't tell wet from dry anymore.  So if the argument for waterboarding is that it's necessary to save American lives from terrorist attacks, and here you have a terrorist professing to have information on further attacks...well then, what is to be done with him to prevent those attacks?

This is obviously an attempt at playing Devil's Advocate.  But I do wonder how those who so strongly support torture would feel about it being used on an anti-abortion, rather than jihadist, terrorist.

Shorter EU Parliamentary Election Results

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Friday, June 5, 2009

Feel Good Friday--The Law Edition

This is how I'm feeling as I start to get my grades back from this past semester:

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Best Summary Of Obama's Cairo Speech

From Jeffrey Goldberg at The Atlantic:

An African-American President with Muslim roots stands before the Muslim world and defends the right of Jews to a nation of their own in their ancestral homeland, and then denounces in vociferous terms the evil of Holocaust denial, and right-wing Israelis go forth and complain that the President is unsympathetic to the housing needs of settlers. Incredible, just incredible.

The settlements issue pisses me off more than anything. Here's how I describe it--let's say I decided to go into Mexico to create my own village. Let's say I decided to build my village on some Mexican's land. The Mexican protests, saying it's his land. Oh, but I have an ancient book that I believe was written by an invisible deity that says it's my land, so it doesn't matter whatever "deed" or "title" you may have that grants you the land under secular law. So now I build my village, and I set up roadblocks so that the Mexicans can't get anywhere near my village without going through checkpoints, which greatly impairs their ability to get around. And now they're getting pissed off, so they start throwing rocks and Molotov cocktails. So in response, I DEMAND that the U.S. government send in the Army to protect me.

In such a situation, do you think the U.S. government should send the Army in, or laugh in my face and remind me that I chose to live there and therefore have to deal with the consequences?

UPDATE: Read this to understand how this whole controversy over settlements is being driven not by *actual* Israelis but by a hardline right-wing fringe of American Jews both here and in Israel.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Oh Snap

From The Twitter:





Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ilissa's Adventures On The House Floor

Yesterday was Progressive Bloggers Day on the Hill, upon which I descended with my fellow crazy moonbat lib'ruls.  Here's the good and the bad of it.

The Bad

I'll start with the bad, since that was more or less how the afternoon started.  We were addressed first by House Democratic Caucus chairman Mike Turner and then by the oh-so-cute Representative Ty Cobb of Columbia, regarding how he planned on addressing the needs of his constituents in the light of the Saturn plant in Spring Hill being idled by GM.  My plan for victory in 2010 involves cloning Ty Cobb and running him against every vulnerable Republican.  But barring that, a coherent message might help.

Unfortunately, Rep. Turner was rather vague on the details for next year.  Due to time constraints we weren't able to ask as much as I would have liked, but the only way all Democrats are going to get back on the same page after recent disagreements over guns and abortion is if we have some grand overarching message that we can all agree on, if we can all articulate what it means to be a Democrat and why we are all Democrats even if we sometimes disagree on the details.  If more than six months after the November beat-down we still don't know what that message is, we're in serious trouble.

And then there was the utterly condescending remark made to Aunt B.  I wanted to interject but she was getting the point across far better than I could have.  How can half the populatoin act as a proper interest group?  The reason why the "women's groups" come up to the Hill for abortion votes is because control of our very bodies is what's at stake, and because those are the bills that everyone knows about.

Which brings me to Newscoma's point.  Rep. Turner complained that when House Democrats DO pass good legislation for women (i.e. equal pay, Title X funding), it doesn't get attention.  First, just as an aside, I did write about the Title X thing.  Secondly, and more importantly, we don't even know what's going on half the time in the legislature, or when these important bills are coming up.  Newscoma brought this up and thought it might be a geographical problem, but I live in Nashville (sometimes anyway) and I don't know when important legislation is coming up either.  Hell, I wouldn't have even known when the S.J.R. 127 vote from two weeks ago was happening had I not read about it on Twitter from Mary Mancini.  We hear about the abortion and gun bills because that's what we hear about in the mainstream news.  But we don't know about the other bills we should support or oppose.

The importance of that information cannot be emphasized enough.  Bloggers want to help!  Bloggers want to be a part of the conversation.  But we can't do that if we have no idea what's going on, and that's where we need the help of those in the legislature who can feed us that information.  You can't be angry at us for not saying the "right" things if all we're hearing is the "wrong" things.  If I could have said one more thing to Mike Turner, to paraphrase Jerry Maguire--"help us help you."

After meeting with Mike Turner, we went to sit in on a meeting of the full House Democratic Caucus, where I realized that no matter what titles Mike Turner and Gary Odom may hold, when Jimmy Naifeh speaks it leaves no doubt as to who is still running the show.  Rep. Hank Fincher drew applause from the bloggers when he expressed his frustration with always compromising with the Republicans.  He analogized it by saying that if they're determined to drive the bus into a ditch, to let them and stop grabbing the steering wheel.  I liked that.

So, that was the bad.  Then I got to go on the House floor.

The Good

Stepping onto the House floor, I felt that same excitement that I had felt as an awkward high school freshman on my first day of YMCA Youth Legislature.  So now I was back, as a still-fairly-awkward-but-better-dressed law student.  This may not seem like that big of a deal to the average person reading this, but to me, it was.

This is how close up I was:




The bloggers got the chance to sit with our state representatives, which was problematic for me because my representative is Beth Harwell.  So instead I sat with the next closest Democrat, Gary Odom, whose seat is front and center on the floor.  His seat is next to that of my new friend, the absolutely hilarious Rep. Craig Fitzhugh from Ripley.  Odom stood up to recognize me in front of the rest of the House, although the amazing choral group from Memphis that had just been recognized was a tough act to follow.

I then remained on the floor for the full four and a half hours of session, taking it all in.  Most of the bills discussed were mundane, but there were some doozies.  On the plus side, the House voted to extend unemployment benefits.  Of course, they also voted to make it easier for upstream land owners to pollute and to encourage the U.S. Senate to reject the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child, so it was par for the course for this House.

Gary Odom let me push the voting buttons for him on a few votes, which was exciting since they NEVER let us so much as touch the buttons in Youth Legislature.  It's a good thing he was at his desk for the stream bill, for which he voted, because I would have been waaaay too tempted to "accidentally" hit the nay button.

In addition to meeting quite a few of the Democratic representatives, I met some notorious Republicans as well.  Jason Mumpower, Glen Casada, Bill Dunn, and the needing-no-introduction Stacey Campfield came up to say hi and introduce themselves.  And I must say, they were all as gracious and gentlemanly as could be.  I may disagree with them on everything--had anything about abortion or guns come up in this session, I may have had to steal Jason Mumpower's "voting stick" and start whacking people with it--but they're not bad people.  I guess that can be the House GOP message for next year: "We'll lead this state to hell in a handbasket, but we'll at least be stand-up guys about it!"

Glen Casada decides he can do a better job running the House Caucus than Mike Turner:



So, that part of the afternoon was a ton of fun.  I'm very grateful to Rep. Turner and House Democratic Caucus spokesman Addison Pate for setting it up, and to Reps. Odom and Fitzhugh for letting me sit with them and learn about the process.

But seriously, do let me know when we figure out what the message is.  You'll know where to find me...


Extremist Schmucks

In my post from Sunday discussing how religious terrorists seek to silence not only their enemies but also their co-religionists who don't tow the extremist line, I noted:

Jews aren't immune from it either--just because there hasn't been any more high-profile assassinations in the 14 years since the murder of Yitzhak Rabin doesn't mean that the extremists who encouraged Yigal Amir have gone away altogether.

Well, now we have some more recent concrete proof. From Rabbi Sid Schwarz, founder of PANIM: The Institute for Jewish Leadership and Values, in an article in The Jewish Week describing his experience at a concert after the Salute to Israel parade in New York last month:

Then a band launched into a rousing rendition of Am Yisrael Chai. I spent more than 25 years as an activist for Soviet Jewry. This was our theme song signaling solidarity both with the history of our people and with all those oppressed Jews in the world whose cause we championed. A group of young men in their 20's with kippot and tziztzit were right in front of me dancing in a frenzy. But they alternated the verse that meant "the people of Israel lives" with "all the Arabs must die." It rhymed with the Hebrew. Given the way all joined in, it was clear that this was not the first time it was sung.

I leaned over to a young man who was next to me, also wearing a kippah and tzitzit. I nodded at the dancers and asked: "Does this song bother you?" He looked at me with a suspicious look and replied: "This is Zionism."


So let me get this straight--if I'm offended by one group of extremists hijacking Mickey Mouse in order to encourage killing Jews, I'm not supposed to be equally offended when another group of extremists hijacks a powerful religious song to encourage killing Arabs?

It's encouraging, though, that this rabbi and other Jewish leaders are beginning to realize that "Islam is not the only religion that is in danger of being hijacked," and that what was being espoused in this concert is not Zionism, but racism.

But wait, there's more! In an article in Moment Magazine asking rabbis from various denominations how Jews should treat Arabs, here's what the Chabad rabbi had to say:

I don’t believe in western morality, i.e. don’t kill civilians or children, don’t destroy holy sites, don’t fight during holiday seasons, don’t bomb cemeteries, don’t shoot until they shoot first because it is immoral. The only way to fight a moral war is the Jewish way: Destroy their holy sites. Kill men, women and children (and cattle).

Rabbi Manis Friedman, Bais Chana Institute of Jewish Studies, St. Paul, MN



Note to Chabad: Please stick to trying to convert secular Jewish students on college campuses and supplying yummy Friday night dinners. Don't wade into foreign policy. Ever.

But the odd thing is, I don't know if there's too much of a risk of a bunch of crazed haredim rushing to sign up for the next war, even with the rabbis saying stuff like that. As we all know, the ultra-Orthodox don't join the IDF, because they get a sweet deal that allows them to stay in their fundamentalist schools rather than defending their country, as their secular co-citizens are required to do. Also, joining the IDF would require them to deal with (gasp!) WOMEN! Who have powerful military careers and don't wear wigs! Oh the humanity!

Same goes for the punk kids in the first article. Just like their young Republican Yellow Elephant counterparts from other religions, they could go overseas to kill Arabs, but it's far safer to just stay in the U.S. and be an armchair quarterback. Those kids would absolutely piss themselves if confronted with bullets and bombs.

There's an old joke about how if you have two Jews on a desert island, they'd build three synagogues--one for the first one to attend, one for the second one to attend, and one that neither of them will EVER set foot in and that both will complain about constantly. But it is true in the wake of the election of Barack Obama and the renewed focus on finding a concrete solution in the Middle East that we now see a fault line forming between most American and Israeli Jews, who want peace, and that small group of ultra-Orthodox and haredim, who want to live out their warped Old Testament fantasies at the expense of everyone else. And that fault line will only grow deeper and more volatile until we stand up to the extremists, until we get over the fear of looking like a self-hater or acting divisively in order to effectively say that what the extremists preach is not what Judaism or Zionism is all about. Rabbi Schwarz puts it best:

Jewish leaders are quick to demand that Muslim clergy condemn the extremism that has hijacked Islam into a religion of terrorism and death. We need to make the same demands of the rabbis of institutions whose students make a chillul hashem (a desecration of God's name) by singing "all the Arabs must die".

UPDATE:  In all fairness to Chabad, the organization is now distancing itself from the comments.  Although the rabbi in question uses the tried-and-true "taken out of context" excuse.