Saturday, February 28, 2009

Kathleen Sebelius To Be HHS Nominee

Official announcement coming Monday.


Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is President Barack Obama's choice for secretary of health and human services, NBC News has confirmed.

Sebelius, 60, was an early Obama supporter. She picked his presidential campaign over that of Hillary Rodham Clinton, now the secretary of state. Sebelius worked tirelessly for Obama's bid and was a top surrogate to women's groups.

We eagerly await a statement explaining why this clearly means that Phil Bredesen must obviously still be on the short list for HHS.

Nah, all this means is that we'll have an HHS Secretary who has experience running a state Medicaid system, who is clearly pro-science and pro-choice. She is a quality pick all around, and the long amount of time they've taken to announce the pick hopefully means that she's been vetted for any possible tax issues.

You know who must really be pissed about this? Ron Ramsey. It would have been much easier for him to run for Governor next year while running from the incumbent position, which he would have been in the event of a Bredesen nomination. Now he'll have to do it from an already crowded primary field.

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Tennessee Titans Are On The Clock

UPDATE: Kerry Collins re-signed (at quite a bit less than the $8 million a year he wanted, natch), Vincent Fuller re-signed, and Chris Canty's visit is off for now.

So by now, everyone and their mother has certainly heard that the Titans have lost star defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth to the Washington Redskins for 7 years and $100 million--averaging out to just under $14.3 million per year, making him the highest paid defensive player in the NFL.

I know we will all miss him and the impact he made on defense. The offensive linemen of the Jaguars, Texans, and Colts will probably sleep a little better tonight knowing they won't have to block him twice next season. But I have to question whether he's worth as much as the Redskins offered. He's injury-prone, and likely does not have seven years left as a high-impact player. He may very well have peaked already. As much as he anchored the team, I believe that the Titans were wise to not promise that much money. The Titans are currently in touch with Cowboys DT Chris Canty as a possible replacement.

So, now what? The free agency is now open, what will the Titans do?

It's a very rare occurrence when I don't instinctively take the opposite position from anything David Climer says, but start outfitting the pigs with wings because I agree with him today. The Titans can't wait until the draft to get a #1 wide receiver. With so many big names in the free agency, we need a proven asset. Free-agent Steelers WR Nate Washington is visiting Tennessee, which is a good start. Bengals WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Tampa Bay WR Joey Galloway, and Marvin Harrison of the Colts are also free agents, and standout Cardinals WR Anquan Boldin is demanding a trade. There are plenty of options out there for either Kerry Collins or Vince Young to have a solid #1 WR, but the Titans have to make a bold move, post-haste.

Which brings us to the next question--re-sign Collins for one more season, or let him go and have VY take over? This is an issue in which there are serious pros and cons on both sides. I think Collins has one more season in him, so I say let him at it one more time. But he is definitely not worth $8 million, which he'll find out very quickly if he tries to go into the free agency.

Other than him, the only free agent that the Titans truly need to re-sign is Brandon Jones (in addition to hoping that Craig Hentrich doesn't retire). Which brings us to the final issue, what to do in the draft?

Most mock drafts have us taking WRs, but that assumes we don't get a big name in the free agency. I think it more likely we take either another defensive tackle or a cornerback. The need for a cornerback is especially pressing since we will likely lose backup Chris Carr to the free agency. We have Cortland Finnegan and Nick Harper, but Harper is getting older and we need a solid backup. If we lose Carr, we'll also need a reliable return man.

Hmm...cornerback. Return man. Are there any players in the draft who fill both those needs? In particular, are there any LOCAL players who would fill those needs?

I know it's too much to hope for (and hell, he'll probably already be gone by the time we get to pick), but after the Titans passed on Jay Cutler to take Vince Young, is it so much to ask to throw a bone to Vanderbilt and take D.J.?

Feel Good Friday--Growing Older Edition

Since I turn 23 on Tuesday, this seems appropriate right about now.

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23,
And you still act like you're in freshmen year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sandra Day O'Connor!!!

It was an unusual sight this morning outside my Constitutional Law classroom. There was a policewoman patrolling the hall and some men in suits checking everyone's name off a list as we went into the room. Kind of unusual considering that our Con Law professor doesn't even pass around a sign-in sheet in class.

Our professor was off to the side of the room today. But the dean of the law school was in front, sitting down, with an empty seat next to him.

And all of a sudden, former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor walked in. Our dean was a former law clerk of her's, so he invited her to come speak to a Con Law section while she was in town this morning before going to give a bigger speech in Columbia. We just happened to be the lucky recipients of a surprise guest speaker.

First, not to go completely legal fan-girl here, but I want to be like her when I'm that age. Regal, queenly, commanding a presence wherever I go, and sharp as a whip. I'm sure the guys in the room were happy to hear from her too, but all of the girls in my class were just in complete awe of being in the presence of the first female Justice.

She was asked by the dean about her path to becoming a Justice, in light of how we're all searching for jobs in this economy. Her own story is incredibly compelling. She graduated from Stanford Law in 1952, at a time when there were only four women in the whole school. None of the firms that recruited from Stanford would even give her an interview, in spite of her high marks and excellent resume. She finally got an interview with a senior partner who was the father of a friend, but was told that the firm had never hired a woman and that their clients wouldn't hear of it. He then asked, "But how well do you type?"

She turned down the offer of being demoted into a legal secretary, and instead took an unpaid position as the Deputy Attorney General of San Mateo County in California. You know the rest of the story. She made a point of telling us how she got to answer interesting legal questions even in a low level of the public sector, while her friends in the private sector spent their days taking depositions and doing research.

What was extremely refreshing to hear is that even though she's a conservative (with an obviously high level of admiration for Ronald Reagan), she's not one of those who insists that there's no need for feminism. She said that it was very satisfying for her to see that her appointment to the Supreme Court opened so many doors for other women, and that no legal position is closed to women today even as they were all closed when she was in law school. Even if Reagan did it only to win over female voters (as she speculated), she's proud that it broke a huge glass ceiling for everyone else.

Her personal political philosophy is tough to nail down. She's been described as a "moderate," but I think that's too simplistic. She's a proponent of strong federalism, and realizes that it's impossible to always apply a strict construction to problems that the Framers could not have even contemplated (she said that they would be shocked to find that the core of the Constitution remains the same today). However, we just read her famous dissenting opinion in Gonzales v. Raich (the California case regarding whether Congress could regulate the production, sale, and use of medical marijuana under the Commerce Clause even if all of the elements happened within one state), in which she noted that states could serve as laboratories in experimenting with novel social and economic policies without risking the rest of the country. It's not so much that she strikes a balance between liberalism and conservatism, but between federalism and states' rights.

She made it very clear that she would never allow her own personal views to color her opinion on legal matters. She even noted in her Raich dissent that she would not have voted for the California statute if she lived there, but held it as constitutional nonetheless. She doesn't adhere to a particular ideology, but is ever balanced and pragmatic.

All in all, it was inspiring to hear from her. The Supreme Court could use some of her common sense now.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Verdict--Bobby Jindal FAIL

Sean Braisted has up a video of centrist/conservative commentator David Brooks slamming Bobby Jindal following his rebuttal to the State of the Union. But he wasn't the only one, the conservative overlords at Fox News were also highly unimpressed:



By the way, on behalf of all dermatologists, cosmetic dermatologists, anyone else licensed to inject BOTOX, and anyone associated with the aforementioned, I'd like to apologize for Charles Krauthammer. If done right it's not supposed to come out like that.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Thoughts On The State Of The Union

Just a few:

  • First, this was the Obama I remember, the one I voted for. The one who says what we're going to do and how we're going to do it, without any equivocation. This is the Obama who stands for progressive ideals. This is the Obama who says that while he will offer his hand to Republicans, bipartisanship is not a one-way street. It was fresh and it was inspiring. He hit this one out of the park.
  • The Republicans sat on their hands when Obama discussed the passing of S-CHIP and some even booed when Obama stated that 95% of working Americans would receive a tax cut. Those clips need to be the focus of every single campaign commercial in 2010.
  • At first I was annoyed by MSNBC's "audience reaction" tracker at the bottom of the screen that showed when Obama and McCain voters reacted negatively or positively. What did it matter, the election is over! But interestingly, the only time the McCain voters' line dropped low was in response to the "Nobody messes with Joe!" line; otherwise, the McCain voters liked the speech as much as the Obama ones.
  • What makes Obama so inspiring is that he is unwilling to accept excuses. This is the country that put a man on the moon and opened up the dream to so many people, so don't tell Obama that we can't find better sources of energy or cure cancer!
  • Oh dear, Bobby Boucher Jindal. You claim that you've eliminated corruption from Louisiana, even though your Senator was caught with hookers and a diaper fetish (and is still sitting in the Senate). You claim that Katrina shows why the federal government can't work effectively, yet it was your party in charge of the government at the time. You say that the stimulus won't work and that you're considering rejecting the money--go ahead and do that. You're from the state that makes taking money from the federal government a sport. Reject the money and you guarantee yourself one term.
  • A prediction: Bobby Jindal's 2012 campaign will feature him milking Katrina in the same way that Rudy Giuliani milked 9/11, and the campaign outcome will likely be the same. But it's ok, Jindal has a plan to fix the economy--have someone stand over it with a cross and yell "DEMONS! LEAVE THIS ECONOMY AND GO BACK TO HEY-ELL!!!"

Why I Don't Support Bredesen For HHS

It has nothing to do with whether he's moderate or conservative or somewhere else on the spectrum. It has nothing to do with any specific policies he's advocated as Governor. It has nothing to do with the job I think he'd do as HHS Secretary (he'd probably do a good job of it, actually). It doesn't even have anything to do with political considerations, as in leaving Ron Ramsey in charge for the next two years.

Throughout the speculation over Bredesen at HHS, my mind has gone back to an incident at last summer's Young Democrats of America convention at Nashville, where he was the keynote speaker. The central point of his speech was that Republicans could state their positions in 25 or words or less, a task Democrats struggle with it. As a result, the average family in Lawrence County would be more likely to vote Republican simply because they knew where the Republicans stood. And we should explain our policy positions as if we're justifying them to the average family in Lawrence County, in 25 words or less. Bredesen believed that the average family in Lawrence County would think that his budget and TennCare cuts were fair.

After the speech, a friend of mine from the UTK Democrats approached him. She and her father had both been cut from TennCare. Bredesen had touted CoverTN as a way to make up for the shortfalls, but this young woman pointed out that CoverTN was just as expensive as private insurance, and that not a lot of doctors accepted it. She asked what Bredesen would do to make CoverTN more accessible.

A perfectly valid and fair question, one that someone pushing such a solution should be prepared to answer. But the Governor brushed her off with a "Sorry to hear that" and seemed irritated that someone even brought the subject up. It revealed quite a bit about the man who is ostensibly our Democratic leader here in Tennessee.

It's all well and good to be able to explain your positions to a hypothetical family in Lawrence County. But shouldn't you also have to explain it to someone in Fentress County who was actually affected and hurt by the decision? Shouldn't you have to look that person in the eye and tell them why it was necessary, but that you're going to work as hard as you can to make up for it?

That's what concerns me about putting Bredesen in such a position as HHS. Health care reform is not going to come easy, and there will ultimately be people adversely affected by whatever decisions have to be made. But if Bredesen couldn't explain why to one young woman from East Tennessee, then how on Earth can he explain it to the American people?

Monday, February 23, 2009

A Thought Experiment

Let's do a thought experiment, if you will.

Let's pick a liberal for whom conservatives have a particular distaste. Maybe Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Olbermann, Arianna Huffington, Sean Penn--there are many possibilities out there. Now let's say that said liberal had said something like this to Diane Sawyer regarding her recent news feature on the conditions in Appalachia:

"I submit to you that the culture in Appalachia harms the children almost beyond repair... There's really nothing we can do about it,” [Loud-mouthed Liberal] told Sawyer.

She had a different view, of course. She said, “The great opportunity is the information economy... These kids are as smart as the kids in India.”

“Sure,” [Pointy-Headed Liberal] agreed. “But their parents are screwed up. That's the thing... Kids get married at 16 and 17. Their parents are drunks. I'm generalizing now. There's a lot of meth. There's a lot of irresponsibility. There's fear to go. Look, if I'm born in Appalachia, the first chance I get, I go to Miami. Because that's where the jobs are. But they stay there. And the cycle of poverty for 200 years – boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I don't want to sound hopeless about it but I think it IS hopeless.”

[...]

...“I gotta tell you, people have to help themselves, you know? They have to wise up and they have to see that there's a culture of poverty there, a culture of ignorance there. And you either leave or you try to improve it any way you can.”

So what's your reaction to seeing such sweeping and elitist generalizations about Appalachia? If you're a conservative, you're probably outraged. This just confirms everything you believe about liberals--that they're coastal snobs, that they believe they're so much better than everyone else, that they hate God-fearing hard-working rural folks who are quite happy with their lots in life and don't want those alternative liberal lifestyles, and that they're out of touch with real Americans. You may even be writing a letter to the editor of your paper or preparing to call into a radio show about it as we speak.

And if you're a Democrat, you're pissed off too. If you're a conservative Dem, then you're probably feeling marginalized by your own party. In any case, you may be trying to come up with some rationalization--maybe the comments were "taken out of context"--but you know that the person who said this royally screwed up.

But here's the kicker--the above comment is real. And it wasn't a liberal who said it.

No, it was one of the most popular conservative pundits, Bill O'Reilly, who said it:



And what's worse, everything he says is a massive contradiction. He gives the usual "people have to help themselves" mantra, but then says he doesn't want to see the Appalachian infrastructure rebuilt. So basically, he's saying that everyone in Appalachia is drunk and high on meth, but let's keep them in that state so as not to disturb Appalachia's image.

This came out almost a week ago, and yet there hasn't been any outrage. If a liberal had said it (even with the same context) the torches and pitchforks would already be out. Is it always OK if you're a Republican?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

You Stay Classy, Kentucky

Since we're now at a boring part of the Oscars, we turn our attention back to politics to a truly awful statement made by Senator Jim Bunning of Kentucky about my Alpha Epsilon Phi (Kappa Chapter) sister Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg:

During a wide-ranging 30-minute speech on Saturday at the Hardin County Republican Party's Lincoln Day Dinner, Bunning said he supports conservative judges "and that's going to be in place very shortly because Ruth Bader Ginsburg … has cancer."

"Bad cancer. The kind that you don't get better from," he told a crowd of about 100 at the old State Theater.

"Even though she was operated on, usually, nine months is the longest that anybody would live after (being diagnosed) with pancreatic cancer," he said.

Clearly, Senator Bunning graduated from the Bill Frist School of Medicine, which imparts upon you the ability to diagnose grave medical conditions on only a hunch!

How would Bunning know if Justice Ginsburg only has nine months left to live? Her cancer was caught very early, before it spread, and she received surgery. To discuss her remaining lifespan is pure speculation, and it's speculation in extremely poor taste.

And he's not speculating about it because he's upset about her illness. No, he says that he supports conservative justices and is thus looking ahead to the chance to replace Ginsburg. He's not a doctor and should not be speculating about it anyway, but the context makes it truly classless.

I for one hope and pray she recovers. And I hate to think that there are people out there who put politics so far above everything else that they can't hope an ill human being recovers.

Best Oscar Moment, Ever

With everyone getting ready for tonight's Oscars, let's not forget the best ever Oscar moment to those of us who live in Tennessee. I can only be talking about how Memphis hip-hop group won an Oscar for "It's Hard Out There For a Pimp" and subsequently gave the most entertaining acceptance speech in what was otherwise an incredibly boring evening. The speech comes in around 5:45:

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Oscar Predictions

Despite having only actually seen two of the five movies up for best picture, I'm going to attempt to make some predictions. Make of it what you will.

Best Picture--Slumdog Millionaire

What started out as a dark horse nominee in the Golden Globes is now the runaway favorite. It was different from all of the other movies this year in that while it had a point to make, there was no hint of self-importance or self-righteousness anywhere to be found in the film. It was gripping, emotional, and joyous story from start to finish.

Best Director--Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire

See above.

Best Actor in a Leading Role--Sean Penn, Milk

It's either going to be him or Mickey Rourke for "The Wrestler." I say they give it to Penn because "Milk" would have been the easy pick for Best Picture if this were not "Slumdog Millionaire's" year. So they'll give Penn the Oscar for such a timely and relevant performance as a sort of consolation prize.

Best Actress in a Leading Role--Kate Winslet, The Reader

I was surprised she wasn't nominated for "Revolutionary Road." But this is her sixth nomination and they'll probably decide she's due. However, as much as I like Kate Winslet, I'd be happy to be proven wrong about this. Meryl Streep gave a powerful, heart-stopping and heart-breaking performance in "Doubt," and I'd like to see her get the Oscar instead.

Best Actor in a Supporting Role--Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

Let the snobs say what they will, he would have been the favorite even if he were still alive. No other actor so disappeared into a role as Heath Ledger did into The Joker, and no other perfomance stayed with me as long. Yes, his death adds an extra layer of sentimentality, but he will win for his acting, period.

Best Actress in a Supporting Role--No Clue

This is one I really can't decide. I'd like it to be Viola Davis for "Doubt," but she may split votes with Amy Adams. I never saw "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" so I can't opine on Penelope Cruz (it's especially confusing because I've alternatively heard that it's the best and worst movie to come out last year). Taraji P. Henson may very well get it since "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is going to be shut out everywhere else.

Best Animated Picture--WALL-E

Honestly, I don't understand why this wasn't nominated for Best Picture. Even with robots who couldn't say more than a few words, it was still one of the sweetest and most heartfelt love stories ever told.

Best Song--"Jai Ho," Slumdog Millionaire

This category is where we find Oscar's biggest snub this year. There's no reason why Bruce Springsteen's "The Wrestler" from the eponymous movie should not have been nominated. It's not like there were so many songs to choose from this year, only three are nominated! However, in the absence of The Boss, I give it to "Jai Ho," the ultra-catchy dance number at the end of "Slumdog Millionaire."

I always wondered about this category--Eminem won the Oscar in 2002 for "Lose Yourself" from "8 Mile." Definitely deserved, but how much do you suppose it killed Barbara Streisand to have to announce it?

Friday, February 20, 2009

Feel Good Friday--Weezer Edition

I've been in a very Weezer mood this week for some reason.





Thursday, February 19, 2009

President, Please

This is absolutely brilliant (or "off the hook" as Republicans might say):

So Who Is Ward Cammack?

Apparently he's running for Governor as a Democrat, along with Andy Berke and Kim McMillan (with whom Vibinc met yesterday). I was not aware of this, or who he is for that matter (a Nashville businessman in the financial services industry), until I got my afternoon email from the Nashville Post today. But the article gave quite a few reasons why we should keep an eye on him.

The powerhouse political firm of Murphy Putnam Media has joined up with Cammack's campaign, according to the Cammack team. Haven't heard of them? They did a few other political campaigns you may remember like Gov. Phil Bredesen, Mayor Karl Dean, New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and a fellow named Barack Obama media.

In other words, this news shouldn't be taken lightly by any Democratic gubernatorial aspirants.

Speaking about his campaign staff, Cammack told NashvillePost.com, "We have been working hard to assemble the best team we can, looking beyond the March and June disclosure periods and winning the Democratic primary."

They also already have a full campaign team assembled.

I'm well aware of who Murphy Putnam is. Do you remember turning on your TV in the summer of 2007 only to hear at every commercial break, "I'm Karl Dean and it's all connected"? That was Murphy Putnam's doing. You probably had no idea who Karl Dean was in January of 2007, but you knew him as "Mayor" nine months later. These people will get your name out into the public conversation, whether the public likes it or not.

So, I would consider this a positive development. If you're a Democratic candidate and are ready and able to bring in the big guns against Haslam and Wamp, you have my full attention. I know a mayor's race is quite different from a gubernatorial race, but moves like this are an indicator of a serious challenger, with the means to pull off the challenge.

And he certainly does seem ready to play hardball. From his press release:

As you may have read this past week, four Republican state legislators, including the House GOP Caucus Chairman, signed up in a lawsuit challenging whether President Obama was constitutionally eligible to be President. The four Republican lawmakers want President Obama to prove that he is a United States citizen by producing his birth certificate.

As one Nashville political columnist wrote, "This is dumber than a box of rocks."

At a time when hundreds of thousands of Tennesseans are worried about losing their jobs and/or their health care, it is unconscionable that these lawmakers would engage in this type of partisan activity. It is an embarrassment to the Tennessee Legislature and to the Tennessee Republican Party.

So, we see an early campaign operation and a willingness to take on the dumb-as-rocks Republicans (a statement I personally view as an insult to rocks). But what about the issues?

From what I can gather, Mr. Cammack's pet issue appears to be the synergy between business and environment, demonstrating how businesses can (and need to) undertake better environmental practices:

Here are the facts. There is no more "away" in throwing away. For example, TVA's ash slide begs these questions: How can we trust our institutions, and we do no better than piling up waste to slide into homes? Where does the cleaned-up ash go? What about ash from the next 50 years? And if 68 percent of Tennessee's electricity comes from coal sourced from West Virginia mountaintop removal to the detriment of clean water and forests, then whose mountains, forests and streams are next to go?

Wal-Mart and GE went green for purely economic reasons. Both companies and hundreds of others are reaching into tens of thousands of supply-chain providers, resetting the competitive landscape. Wal-Mart has initiated product changes like General Mills' redesign of Hamburger Helper, eliminating almost 1 million pounds of cardboard and fuel requirements toward more competitive pricing and enhanced capital allocation.

Local farming will emerge as health and environmental forces address lower-quality food associated with greenhouse gas emission, water depletion and preventable disease.

He wants to apply this rationale to governing the TVA as well.

From a purely political perspective, I like what I hear. The environmental issues are of course red meat for the Democratic base, but the focus on how it's connected with sound economic policy could appeal to moderates and more business-minded conservatives. At any rate, it's a strong, substantive issue that's relevant to everyone in Tennessee and has nothing to do with God, guns, or gays.

I'm ready to see such specific proposals from all of our gubernatorial candidates. A focused campaign based on substantive issues can beat whatever hot-button wedge issues the GOP will try to throw at us in 2010.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Free Speech And Hitler Parodies

(WARNING: None of the clips in this video are appropriate to be played during work, around small children, or in the presence of anyone who gets easily offended)

There's a controversy swirling around Israel (actually, if you've watched the news at all in the last two months, you know there are in fact quite a few controversies in Israel right now, but this is one of them) surrounding a parody of Hitler on YouTube.

The clip shows a 4-minute sequence from the 2004 movie "Der Untergang" ("Downfall"), which re-enacted Hitler's final 10 days. The particular scene in the movie shows Hitler having a meltdown upon being informed that the Soviet Red Army has broken through and is advancing on Berlin. An Israeli YouTube user, however, took the clip and imposed subtitles to make it look like Hitler is ranting about being unable to find a parking spot in Tel Aviv. Here's the English version:



A group of Holocaust survivors are asking YouTube to remove the video, citing the offensive subject matter and the worry that it could give a boost to neo-Nazis. If the commenters on Haaretz or Jerusalem Post are any indicator, more people seem to think it's funny, or at least not that big a deal.

However, this is only getting attention now because this is one of the first spoofs of this particular clip to be translated into Hebrew. There have in fact been many similar Hitler parodies over the last few years, particularly those tied into sports teams. For example, Hitler's reaction to Tim Tebow coming back for his senior season (best part of the video is at 2:48, trust me):



And my personal favorite, Hitler's reaction to Tennessee losing to UCLA in last season's opener. He thinks the Vols will go to the Liberty Bowl, but even that was too optimistic:



Now, yes, these videos are uncomfortable, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was funny. And that is in fact the very essence of Jewish humor, finding the funny and the ironic in the most depressing of situations.

As to whether it's appropriate to parody Hitler--I can't really say. While we can't and shouldn't ever forget the Holocaust and the gravity of what happened, I don't think this takes away from that. The best way to fight back against neo-Nazis and those who want to emulate Hitler is not by attributing supernatural evil powers to them, but by mocking them and everything they stand for. These clips don't show an all-powerful Hitler, they show a madman who has lost all grip on reality. He's someone to be mocked, not feared.

And this isn't the first time that Jews have parodied Hitler either. I point you to a scene from a little Mel Brooks work called "The Producers," in which the Nazis are portrayed as Broadway dancers and Hitler as a stoner:



The way to keep the Nazis from coming back is not to make them think that they are powerful and can scare us into submission again, but to laugh in their faces and expose them for the crazies they are. If we live in fear of them coming back, then they'll have won. The way to combat speech you don't like is not to shut it down, but to add more speech.

A Thought For Baseball Fans

I've never been a huge baseball fan, primarily because I don't have team to root for as I do with football, basketball, and hockey. I haven't been in St. Louis for long enough to be a true Cards fan, and I've never lived anywhere else that had an MLB team. But I do follow baseball when something important happens.

You don't need me to tell you that the whole sport is in tough shape as training camp opens. A-Rod has been all over the news after confessing to using steroids. Roger Clemens continues to operate under a cloud of suspicion as the feds question Andy Pettitte on whether Clemens lied under oath about doping. Barry Bonds is on trial for perjury over the same issue, leaving the home-run records up in the air. Bud Selig can't exactly go back and declare that the records Bonds set don't count (and the previous career HR leader, Hank Aaron, said he shouldn't), but the record books will still have several asterisks in them. All in all, over 100 players could be found to have tested positive for steroids.

So, MLB's credibility is pretty shot right now. It looks like precious few of the "great" players from my generation are going to eventually be inducted into the Hall of Fame. Baseball needs something positive right now to get past this scandal, some new heroes to prove that the whole sport isn't corrupt and that justice will be served.

I think the answer is pretty obvious--Pete Rose and "Shoeless" Joe Jackson need to finally be inducted into the Hall of Fame, post-haste.

These are two of the greatest men to ever play the game, and they've both been kept out of the Hall for crimes that pale in comparison to doping. Taking steroids is cheating and skews the game; Pete Rose didn't cheat and it's very doubtful that Jackson did so.

Yes, it was wrong of Pete Rose to gamble on baseball. But he never bet against the Reds (and no one has ever been able to prove that he did), so he never would have had an incentive to cheat or throw a game. He shouldn't have bet on his own team, but you can't say that any harm came of that.

As far as Shoeless Joe is concerned, we'll never know for sure what happened, as everyone involved in the Black Sox scandal is no longer living. But the facts call his guilt into serious question. He was acquitted of any wrong-doing on trial. Several of the actual conspirators later testified that Jackson had nothing to do with it and was never at any of the meetings to discuss it, he was only implicated in order to give the scheme more credibility with gamblers. It later came out that he was improperly coached by White Sox owner Charles Comiskey's lawyer prior to giving his jury testimony, possibly to cover up Comiskey's own knowledge of the fix (Jackson was illiterate and may very well have not understood what was going on during the trial). And his record in the 1919 World Series (5 runs, 12 hits, a batting average of .375, and no errors when all the other players involved committed mulitple errors each) does not look like the record of someone deliberately trying to throw a game.

Again, we'll never know what really happened. But these are two of the greatest players in baseball history, and the reasons why they've been kept out of the Hall of Fame are strained at best. Baseball could recover quite a bit of credibility by finally giving Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe their due.

Junior For Commerce Secretary?

(UPDATE: The New York Times is now reporting that Kathleen Sebelius will be appointed HHS Secretary, so it could very well signal Harold Ford for Commerce).

The new name being floated for Commerce Secretary (after both Bill Richardson and Judd Gregg had to decline the nomination) is none other than former Congressman and one-time Senate candidate Harold Ford Jr.:


The White House has contacted Harold Ford Jr. to discuss the possibility of him becoming Commerce secretary, and the former congressman is interested in taking the job, according to sources familiar with the talks.

However, the Obama administration is looking at other candidates and there are potential stumbling blocks to a Ford appointment.


The biggest stumbling block I can foresee is the Merrill-Lynch bonus issue, but given the well-known tax problems of some former Cabinet nominees, somehow I don't think they'd be floating the name if there were any skeletons in the closet that we (and by "we" I mean those of us who breathlessly follow Tennessee politics) haven't heard about already.

Sean Braisted does a pretty good run-down of why it wouldn't be the worst fate in the world to have Ford at Commerce. He does know a thing or two about economic issues, and as The Hill notes, even though his Congressional record is fairly conservative, he did vote against CAFTA. He's shown he can work both with business and with workers, as he drew strong union support during the 2006 campaign. And if nothing else, this is certainly a step up from Judd Gregg.

All that said, let's look at how this affects us in Tennessee, in particular, how this affects the 2010 Governor's race.

First, if Ford were appointed Commerce Secretary, then it effectively rules out Phil Bredesen for HHS. I'm in full agreement with Kleinheider that Bredesen is looking out for his own political future and would jump at any chance to go to DC, even if that means leaving Ron Ramsey as Governor for the next two years. But there's no way you'd see two centrist Tennesseans in the Cabinet. If there's going to be one, it'll be the one who at least kind of supported Obama during the election (Ford) rather than the one who did his best to undermine his support (Bredesen). So if we're going to have Commerce Secretary Ford, then we'll also have HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. Poor Bredesen, he'll have to remain as Governor (the horror!) and will just have to wait until the next election cycle to get that DC job.

What about the 2010 race? Well obviously, this would rule out a Ford candidacy.

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(Off-topic: At this point, go ahead and cue Heatseeker, Harrison, and all the various other sockpuppets into coming out of their hole and frothing at the mouth about Chipwiches or something. I'll go ahead and start it for you--Chip Forrester is so evil that he personally contacted the Obama Administration and told them to appoint Ford as Commerce Secretary because he's not only trying to drive conservative Democrats out of the party, but out of the state as well! It's all his fault that Harold Ford won't run for Governor, because the ONLY reason someone would want to be a powerful Commerce Secretary and control the 2010 Census rather than run a tough campaign for Governor of a small red state is because their candidate for TNDP chairman lost. That's the only reason!)

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But I digress. I never believed that Ford was serious about running for Governor, considering that he doesn't even have an operation here anymore (plus, he's probably been thinking about a Cabinet post for some time). I always thought he was keeping his name in consideration so that he could eventually play kingmaker. So if he's not running, this should clear the last remaining obstacle to Kim McMillan and Andy Berke starting to raise serious money and getting their campaigns going for next year. This would leave a vacuum of sorts in terms of who has the best name recognition in the state, so the nomination will go to whichever one of them best fills it.

So as far as I see it, it's a win-win for everyone. Harold Ford gets to do something he wants to do. Our gubernatorial candidates can finally raise money. Obama finally gets a Commerce Secretary (third time's the charm, right?). Tennessee gets some representation in the Cabinet. And Chris Jackson will finally get that plum job in DC for which he's waited so, so long!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Wherein I Humor Stacey Campfield

(Note: This took me about an hour to write. Someone is going to get a bill for $500)

(Note 2: Upon the observation from a friend that this analysis is too "pedantic," I'll point out that this only focuses on what the technical terms of the law are right now. The bigger question raised by all of this, of course, is what Stacey and Friends would have the courts do, if they could prove that Obama is not a citizen. Would you have Obama forcibly removed from office, and fire the entire Cabinet? Would you have the judge order the military to now take orders from Joe Biden instead? Yes, there are a whole host of non-technical issues raised in this case. However, I'm focusing on the details and case law only because "The Rep" accused me of not doing my research)

In my post from a few days ago about how he doesn't seem to understand how the American legal system works, "The Rep" left this little nugget in the comments:


The question seems to remain in your mind as to who has the right to ask for details on eligibility. I referred you to case law. You seem unwilling to do research. Not a good sign for getting out of the "average" category in year two.


Well, I'm on campus now, I have some time before my next class, and I have free access to WestLaw as a student (rather than working at a firm that has to pay-per-click). So let's humor Stacey Campfield and see what the case law actually says. Not cases involving football coaches, but honest-to-God federal court cases addressing the question of presidential eligibility (note: you will need a WestLaw account to view some of the cases I'm linking to. You should have access if you work for the state of Tennessee. Otherwise, I apologize).

The only case that has made it all the way to the Supreme Court, Donofrio v. Wells, was denied certiorari without comment by the SCOTUS. Liberals were a little concerned when Justice Thomas referred the case to the full court, but that was actually a routine matter, since the case was addressed to him initially. And it only requires the agreement of four justices for a case to be granted cert. and be heard before the Court, so between Thomas, Scalia, Alito, Roberts, and Kennedy, more than one of them did not think there was enough merit in the claims to be heard. And if they didn't even bother to comment on the case, it was probably a unanious decision to not hear it.

But, for lack of citing precedent in that case, let's take a look at the cases that have been heard before the United States District Courts. First up, Berg v. Obama, 574 F.Supp.2d 509 (E.D.Pa. 2008), a case that was eventually joined with Donofrio for SCOTUS purposes. Petioner claimed that Obama was not a natural-born citizen and thus not eligible to be President. The pre-trial motions included a motion for extensive and expedited discovery, including the deposition of Obama and the production of third-party documents, including the birth certificate and his alleged Indonesian passport. The court dismissed the case for several reasons. It's a fairly long case mostly resting on the plaintiff's (frivolous) civil-rights claims, but there are two relevant points to draw from it:

  • First, plaintiff did not have standing to bring the case because the alleged harm done to him was too remote, too abstract, and, if true, too widely-shared to have been done to him personally. Plaintiff's stake ("concern for the law") is no greater than anyone else in the country, and the harm done to him is too vague and the effects too attenuated to confer standing upon him. Berg, 574 F.Supp.2d at 519.
  • Second, under the Immigration and Nationality Act, 8 U.S.C. § 1481(b), "whenever the loss of United States nationality is put in issue ..., the burden shall be upon the person or party claiming that such loss occurred, to establish such claim by a preponderance of the evidence." Id. at 530.
So therefore, Rep, neither you nor the main plaintiff have standing to bring the case because no injury was done to you PERSONALLY, and simply saying that you're concerned about "the law" or the Constitution does not constitute an injury. Somehow, I don't think that "Obama hurts Republicans politically by not doing what we say" constitutes a particular injury. Second, even if you do have standing, the burden is on you, not on him, to prove that he's not a U.S. citizen. The plaintiff in this case tried to go straight to the federal court and demand Obama hand over his documents, without even following any other procedures (FOIA, foe example). You cannot do that because the burden of proof, once again, is on you!

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Next up, Stamper v. U.S., Slip Copy, 2008 WL 4838073 (N.D. Ohio), a case filed the day before the election. It's so current that it does not yet have a Federal Supplement citation; WestLaw cites it as a slip copy.

The plaintiff raised several of the same claims that Stacey and friends are attempting to raise now. Stamper stated in his complaint that Obama must be investigated for possible violations to Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution (requiring the President to be a natural-born citizen), that he need to bring the case because Obama had failed to show the documents voluntarily, that the birth certificate published by FactCheck was fake, and that action by the court is necessary "to assuage public concern." Id. at 2.

The court, once again, ruled that the plaintiff had no standing to bring the case. General concern of injury to the Constitution is insufficient to establish standing; nor is the need to "assuage public concern." Id. at 4. Neither of these establish an actual injury. Therefore, Glen Casada is full of crap if he thinks he can use the courts to say "let's just get this thing out there and let's put everybody's mind at ease."

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Finally, you have Cohen v. Obama, Slip Copy, 2008 WL 5191864 (D.D.C.). This case was filed after the election seeking to prevent Obama from taking the oath of office, stating that he was not a U.S. citizen. The case was once again dismissed on the grounds that the plaintiff had no standing to bring the case, using the same rationale as Berg.

Now, at this point, it may be worth a look at the cases upon which the previous three courts based their opinion. For that we go back to the Supreme Court, and Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife, 504 U.S. 555, 573-574 (1992). Key holding:

We have consistently held that a plaintiff raising only a generally available grievance about government--claiming only harm to his and every citizen's interest in proper application of the Constitution and laws, and seeking relief that no more directly and tangibly benefits him than it does the public at large--does not state an Article III case or controversy.


This was not some ultra-liberal court conspiracy designed to keep "the people" from raising grievances. No, this was the Rehnquist court, with Scalia delivering the majority opinion (oddly enough, with Souter and Stevens concurring and only Blackmun and O'Connor dissenting, but for different reasons).

Why the requirement that in order to have standing to file a lawsuit, you must show actual, tangible harm done? Because, quite simply, it's one of the biggest checks the legal system has against the constant filing of frivolous lawsuits. If we didn't have that requirement, anyone could file a lawsuit against anyone simply because they didn't like that person. Which, of course, is exactly what Stacey and Friends are attempting to do here.

Now, this isn't to say that a private citizen can't challenge the eligibility of a presidential candidate, but the proper avenue in which to do that is in state courts (lower thresholds for proving injury), prior to the election. By what I can tell, this lawsuit is being filed in federal courts. Not only does recent case law firmly hold that these defendants do not have standing to bring such a lawsuit, but they do not apparently have any evidence on which to bring their claims beyond a general suspicion.

UPDATE: A (conservative) friend pointed out to me that the courts probably also couldn't hear this case on the political questions doctrine.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Most Disgusting Website Of All Time

If you've ever wondered why everyone in the U.S. is overweight, check out ThisIsWhyYoureFat.Com. Be prepared to be thoroughly grossed out by what can only be described as junk-food porn. I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds just by looking at it!

This website, incidentally, was only launched last week, and is already clocking 1.3 million hits per day. It's a great example of a website going viral by simply showing foods that will likely give you a virus if you eat them.

Among my personal favorites are the Corndog Pizza,



The Romelette (an omelette made with Ramen noodles),



The Heart Attack Sandwich (which consists of chicken fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between buns toasted in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce),



And chocolate-coated Cheesecake on a Stick, which I swear I saw someone selling at a festival in here in St. Louis a few months ago, and would quite befit the city that brought you fried pasta, frozen custard, and gooey butter cake.

The Single Lady's Valentine's Day Lament

Today I couldn't help but think back to Valentine's Day two years ago. I was living in London and was dating an English Jew at the time. That night, he picked me up around 7 with roses, chocolates, and a big stuffed Paddington Bear, and took me to the London Eye, the famous Ferris Wheel on the Thames. The London Eye did a special Valentine's Day package, where we got to cut the huge line, go in a car with only a few other couples, and had champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries.

I don't pretend to have any sort of "moral objection" to the commercialization and cliches of Valentine's Day. Oh no, this was the best Valentine's Day of my life.

The relationship didn't last--he was several years older than me and looking for something more serious (he was the only one of his friends who wasn't married, engaged, or in a long-term relationship), while I was the American student studying abroad, simply looking to get drunk and party all over Europe. It was great while it lasted though.

But he was the last serious boyfriend I had, and we broke up almost two years ago. I had various flings during senior year, but was not looking to get involved with anyone right before I graduated. I'm at a stage in my life right now where I really don't have the time to fully devote myself to a serious relationship--any guy would have to play fifth fiddle to Constitutional Law, Criminal Law, Civil Procedure, and Legal Writing.

I'll be honest though; I do miss that closeness to another person, and knowing that someone has my back at such a weird phase in my life. I'm not interested in any of the guys here--I'd ideally like someone who can just chill out and watch basketball on the weekend rather than constantly obsessing over law school, jobs, and talking trash about everyone else. But I feel like I don't have enough time to go meet someone outside of this small, insular circle.

I've always prided myself on being independent, but I worry that I'm starting to cross that line between being independent and being alone.

I realize there are worse fates, and that I need to focus on myself first and foremost. But I just hate the thought that I'm stuck sharing the next two Valentine's Days with the TV and a bottle of Pinot Noir.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Feel Good Friday--Michael Phelps/Valentine's Day Edition

I couldn't decide which theme to do this week, so you're getting two FGF videos today!

First, the Michael Phelps edition. I support his right to smoke whatever he wants in the off-season, but I think it'd be best for him to take a break from dancing with Mary Jane for a little while.



Second, Valentine's Day. Tomorrow, couples all over the country will celebrate with flowers and chocolate and wine and cute cards and thoughtful gestures of their love.

The single girls will just take the chocolate and wine, thanks. And while we're once again getting blacked out on the cruelest holiday of them all, we'll loudly proclaim "Love stinks!" (Whoops, better video now)

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Stupid, It Burns!

Let's say I were to make a crazy claim about certain Tennessee House Republicans--for example, that Eric Swafford and Stacey Campfield have each been caught on various occasions with both live boys AND dead girls (all of them underage). Let's say I have no proof to back up that claim, only a strong suspicion. But now let's say that instead of trying to prove my claim is true, I put the burden on the House Republicans to prove it's NOT true. I say to them, "You can make this all go away, you just have to prove it's not true. If you have nothing to hide, then surely you can prove it's not true."

I'd be dismissed as a crazy person, right? Rather than proving my claim isn't true, they wouldn't bother to respond, knowing that I couldn't back up anything I claim and that I really am just a crazy person.

And the beauty of the American legal system is that I couldn't bring a lawsuit against them on those grounds. In undemocratic countries, the burden of proof is placed on the defendant, making it easy for those in power to bring trumped-up charges against their rivals. But in the U.S., the burden of proof is always on the prosecution or the plaintiff. The defendants (here the TN House Republicans) wouldn't have to prove it's untrue, I'd have to prove it was. If I couldn't prove it's true, then the defendants wouldn't have to do anything.

But the House Republicans don't quite get that simple legal principle, as they cling onto the conspiracy theory that President Obama is not really a natural-born U.S. citizen. Maybe because Robin Smith decided that "the law" is the devil and has to be killed:


Tennessee Reps. Eric Swafford, Stacey Campfield, Glen Casada and Frank Nicely have all agreed to be plaintiffs in future legal action from a Russian immigrant in California who has challenged whether Obama meets constitutional criteria to be president.

The lawsuit from the Defend Our Freedoms Foundation, which has not yet been filed, will be among several court challenges to Obama's citizenship.

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Casada said that he believes that Obama does have a U.S. birth certificate, and should just make it widely available.

“Let’s just put this to bed. Yes, people may say, you’re just chasing some conspiracy theory,” he said. “It’s a simple act on his part to just do, and we’re done – move on.”


I know I shouldn't be all "elitist" or whatever, but it does scare me that one of our elected representatives believes that the burden of proof in a lawsuit should be on the defendant, not on the plaintiff.

No, Obama doesn't have to do anything. If you're suing him, then you have to prove that he's not a citizen; he doesn't have to prove that he is. That's the way our legal system works. If you want to subpoena the records, you have to be able to show enough evidence to bring the case to trial in the first place.

However, you can see his birth certificate. It's right here.

In all seriousness...Stacey Campfield, prove to me that you don't have a thing for young girls. You can make that claim go away really fast, all you have to do is show me some sort of proof that you don't. You have nothing to hide, right?

(h/t ACK)

UPDATE: Look, I'm well aware that liberals sometimes come off as Ivory Tower-ish. But read the comments, and tell me this--is it so much to ask that our elected representatives know the law? The fact that I, only a first-year law student (and a quite average one at that), have to explain the law to one of them scares me to no end.

UPDATE 2: I will spell this out one more time, in simple terms so that small children and state representatives can understand. If you file a lawsuit against someone else, that makes you the plaintiff. That means you have to prove something to the court. You cannot simply walk into the courtroom and say, "Hey judge, we have a suspicion that Obama's birth certificate may not be real, make him show it to us!" You have to show actual evidence that it may have been falsified, and at that point the judge can decide whether or not to compel Obama to show the birth certificate. Considering that this case has been thrown out several times now, we all know that you have no evidence, and are only doing this because you couldn't beat Obama through legitimate means.

News We Could Do Without

Oy.


The original members of Limp Bizkit — Fred Durst, Wes Borland, Sam Rivers, John Otto, and DJ Lethal — have reunited after an 8-year hiatus.

“We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other,” said Durst and Borland. “Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back.”

This comes on the heels of Blink-182's announcement at the Grammys that they too are reuniting. And supposedly, there are "significant dollars on the table" for a Creed reunion tour.

So many guilty pleasure bands, whom you told everyone you hated but secretly listened to in your car! Which crappy late 90s bands do you want to see get back together?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

New Blood

Our good friend, Inauguration date, and Tennessee College Democrats president "The LRK" has started her own blog, "Tales of a Bright Blue Dot in a Sea of Red." It's easy for someone like me to be a liberal in Nashville, but she'll tell us how it's done up in the Tri-Cities. Not everyone in Bristol acts like Jason MUMPower!

Check it out!

Mr. MUMPower

Our legislative drama got a "Holy Mackerel" shout-out from Rachel Maddow. Watch Robin Smith get all homophobic at Maddow saying "Meow" at her.

Indecision 5769!

For all the drama that American politics provides, it still can't hold a candle to Israeli politics. By way of an example, nowhere else in the world would you see Holocaust survivors and pro-marijuana legalization supporters teaming up to form a political movement (the "Grown-Up" Green Party).

Israel held Knesset elections yesterday, after the government coalition collapsed late last year. And by the looks of it, Israel won't have a government for some time more.

Centrist (or center-right, depending on who you ask) party Kadima, led by Tzipi Livni, won the most seats with 28, while right-wing party Likud, led by Benyamin Netanyahu, won 27. However, in Israel's parliamentary system, a coalition needs 61 seats to be able to form a government.

Among the remaining parties for a coalition to choose from, far-right secular party Yisrael Beitenu, led by racist crackpot Avigdor Lieberman, won 15 seats. Labour, the traditional left-wing party, won 13. Shas, the ultra-religious Sephardi party, won 11. National Union/Jewish Home (religious settlers) got 7 between them, as did Ta'al and Balad, the Israeli Arab parties. United Torah Judaism (ultra-religious Ashkenazi) won 5. Meretz (dovish left-wing) got 3, while Hadash (Communist) got 4.

Did you get all of that? There's going to be a quiz on this later. But sadly, the Holocaust/pot party didn't get any seats.

So it looks pretty dismal for anyone to the left of Likud right now. By the looks of it, Likud should form a coalition with Yisrael Beitenu and the religious parties and easily have a coalition--but wait, there are all sorts of petty rivalries in Israeli politics preventing that. Yisrael Beitenu is avowedly secular and opposes continuing massive welfare payments to the ultra-Orthodox (or haredi) Jews who don't work or serve in the military, but who only go to yeshiva and have babies. That's one reason why YB has done so well recently--not just because they're hardline against the Palestinians, but because they're the only party truly standing up to the haredim who regularly extort the government for more money in exchange for votes, which has struck a nerve among the majority secular Israeli populace. I'm convinced YB could be far more effective and even challenge Likud for supremacy on the right if they were led by someone other than Lieberman.

But I digress. Long story short, although the Sephardi party Shas wants to join a Likud coalition, they hate hate HATE YB for being secular (the leader of Shas went so far as to say that a vote for Lieberman was a vote for Satan). It will be difficult (although certainly not impossible) for Netanyahu to broker an agreement between the two. But now they're saying that Lieberman has been in talks with Livni to form a possible coalition with Kadima.

How on earth could that work? Well, any coalition involving both Kadima and Shas is out of the question since Shas left the last Kadima coalition after Livni refused to give them more welfare payments, triggering the collapse of the last government. So YB has some incentive to talk to Kadima. But even if they were to somehow engineer a Kadima-Labour-YB coalition, you'd still end up 5 seats short. The religious parties would be hesitant to join with YB, and the left-wing and Arab parties wouldn't touch that coalition with a ten-foot pole.

Honestly, I think the only possible outcome is going to be a coalition between Kadima, Likud, and YB. It's a horrible prospect for Israeli foreign policy, but not so bad domestically--such a coalition would completely shut the religious parties out, finally giving the government a chance to get welfare payments (and with them the economy) under control.

Even with 13 seats, I can't see Labour as a part of any coalition. It's sad to see how marginalized the party of Yitzhak Rabin has become. Perhaps it will be good for them to be out in the wilderness for awhile, to find a new message and a new spine. The Israeli left is far too fractured right now (by my count, there are three separate Green Parties. How many does one country reallly need?), so Labour has a chance to emerge as the dominant unifying opposition party.

Regardless of what happens, any coalition formed is going to be incredibly unstable. I give it two years before we're holding elections again.

Vanderbilt Standout Commits To One Sport

Not entirely unforeseen among those who bleed Black and Gold:

After being away from the Vanderbilt men's basketball team for the past week, Jamie Graham has decided to give up basketball and focus on football, the university announced Tuesday.

The former Whites Creek two-sport standout hadn't participated in basketball practice in more than a week and missed both the Alabama and Ole Miss games while attending to what were described by the team as "personal issues."

I always wondered how he did it. It's not just that he played two sports, he shined at both of them.

He will be missed on the basketball court, where he played defense like no one else on the team and pressured shooting guards all the way down the hardwood. But for his future prospects, it's probably the best decision for him. Several Vanderbilt football players have gone on to accomplish great things in the NFL, such as Jay Cutler, Chris Williams, and Hunter Hillenmeyer, with Earl Bennett and Jonathan Goff as emerging prospects. And then there's Graham's teammate D.J. Moore, who will likely be a mid-first round draft pick this year. But there hasn't been a similar level of success for Vandy basketball players in the NBA, and the stress of two sports would have eventually hurt his prospects in both of them.

Jamie Graham's profile is only going to rise on the football field with redshirt freshman phenom Larry Smith likely to take over at QB very soon.

Again, Graham will be missed on the court, especially now as Vanderbilt needs to finish on one hell of a winning streak to have any chance of making it to the NCAA tourney. But he'll be a superstar on the field.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A Special Message For Kent Williams

In light of recent comments by the crazy blonde lady from Chattanooga, it's time for another installment of LOLTNGOP, with LOLRobin Smith!

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

See here for LOLTNGOP Installments 1, 2, and 3.

Monday, February 9, 2009

It Was All A Lie

I'd say "score one for science," but the consequences of what has happened over the last decade as a result of this lie are too severe to gloat.

In 1998, an explosive study came out linking the measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine commonly administered to children to the development of autism. Parents desperately searching (understandably) for an answer to the mystery of autism finally found it in vaccinations, and the "answer" spread like wildfire. In the U.K., where the study was published, vaccination rates have dropped to 80%, dangerously below the 95% needed for "herd immunity". The U.S. has seen a smaller though still significant drop.

But it was all a lie. Andrew Wakefield, the author of the study, completely made up his data:


THE doctor who sparked the scare over the safety of the MMR vaccine for children changed and misreported results in his research, creating the appearance of a possible link with autism, a Sunday Times investigation has found.

Confidential medical documents and interviews with witnesses have established that Andrew Wakefield manipulated patients’ data, which triggered fears that the MMR triple vaccine to protect against measles, mumps and rubella was linked to the condition.

The research was published in February 1998 in an article in The Lancet medical journal. It claimed that the families of eight out of 12 children attending a routine clinic at the hospital had blamed MMR for their autism, and said that problems came on within days of the jab. The team also claimed to have discovered a new inflammatory bowel disease underlying the children’s conditions.

However, our investigation, confirmed by evidence presented to the General Medical Council (GMC), reveals that: In most of the 12 cases, the children’s ailments as described in The Lancet were different from their hospital and GP records. Although the research paper claimed that problems came on within days of the jab, in only one case did medical records suggest this was true, and in many of the cases medical concerns had been raised before the children were vaccinated. Hospital pathologists, looking for inflammatory bowel disease, reported in the majority of cases that the gut was normal. This was then reviewed and the Lancet paper showed them as abnormal.

In short, the children in the study (and for the record, the first tip-off that this study shouldn't have been taken as conclusive is such a small sample size) already exhibited signs of autism before they received the vaccinations. But this "doctor" falsified the medical records to make it look as though there was a causality between vaccinations and autism.

The other doctors who were involved in this study have long since disavowed the results, and now we know why. The whole study was bogus from the beginning.

But it's not going to change anything. The fear has spread too far and too fast. No matter how widely these new revelations are publicized, the mental link between the MMR vaccination and autism has become too deeply ingrained over the last decade, even to the casual observer.

Measles has once again become endemic in the U.K. In 1998, there were only 56 cases of measles; but 1,348 in 2008--a more than 2400% increase. In the last decade, there have also been two measles deaths. We could be well on our way to seeing such problems here in the U.S.

Forget labelling his conduct "unethical." Put this guy on trial for fraud and homicide.

He's Got Priorities

The senator from Chattanooga and possible 2010 gubernatorial candidate Andy Berke has sent out an e-mail of the legislation he intends to introduce in the upcoming legislative session:


The legislature has been in the news for the past several weeks, and much of it is for news unrelated to helping our constituents. It is time we put aside the bickering and do the people's business.

While I am continuing to introduce bills, I have a number of ideas that I will be pushing this year. They include:

-- A bill to push scholarships for our best students who wish to become teachers in Tennessee

-- A bill to require newly purchased state vehicles to be fuel efficient

-- A bill to allow victims of domestic violence to be reimbursed for the cost of temporary housing

Let me know what you think by emailing me or posting comments on my Facebook pages here and here.

Let's see...the first bill would improve education in the state, the second would save the state money, and the third one would help victims of domestic violence get back on their feet more quickly.

Common-sense legislation? Surely he's thinking of a different legislature than the one in Tennessee, we don't pass them fancy common-sense bills here! Perhaps Senator Berke should come back with a bill about gays, guns, or alcohol sales (none of which are mutually exclusive, by the way).

Here's a little more.

Leave Michael Phelps Alone, Part 2

How's this for a dumb business strategy? Kellogg announced late last week that they're dropping their sponsorship of Michael Phelps because smoking pot is not "consistent with their image":


"We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team," a company spokeswoman says in a statement. "Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a decision not to extend his contract."


Ok, think about this for a second. Let's say you own a food production company. Your biggest products are Pop-Tarts, Rice Krispy Treats, sugary cereals promoted by talking animals, and cookies supposedly made by magical elves who live in a tree.

Who do you think is your second-biggest customer base, after hyper kids?

The hand-wringing continues to drive me crazy. Especially considering that those condemning him now will be the first to jump back onto the bandwagon when he wins even more gold medals in 2012 and everyone forgets this little incident.

Could the reason everyone is freaking out over Michael Phelps be that he just single-handedly destroyed the myth that if you smoke pot, you'll end up a bum and never go on to do anything successful in life. It's not as if you'll win 14 Olympic gold medals and set seven world records or anything...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

I'll Volunteer!

I'm playing the world's smallest fiddle for New York City bankers. How terrible, to have to live on $500,000 a year:

“As hard as it is to believe, bankers who are living on the Upper East Side making $2 or $3 million a year have set up a life for themselves in which they are also at zero at the end of the year with credit cards and mortgage bills that are inescapable,” said Holly Peterson, the author of an Upper East Side novel of manners, “The Manny,” and the daughter of Peter G. Peterson, a founder of the equity firm the Blackstone Group. “Five hundred thousand dollars means taking their kids out of private school and selling their home in a fire sale.”

I'll volunteer to do it, if that's so hard for them. I'll live on 500K in that town.

Here's what I'll do. I'll live in Brooklyn or in the Lower East Side instead of the Upper West side. I'll take the subway into Manhattan rather than employing a chauffeur, and only take taxis in a pinch. I won't send my (future) kids to a school that costs $32,000 a year. If I already live in the greatest city in the world, then I'll have no need for another house in the Hamptons. I'll cook for myself rather than hiring a chef or eating out every night. There are so many cheaper forms of entertainment in New York City than going to galas that require buying a $10,000 dress.

Although I admit that I'd be tempted by Saks, Bergdorf's, and Barney's, I'd only go near those stores during sales, buying less expensive but equally fashionable clothes from the vintage stores in Chelsea instead.

Honestly, I know so many people who live in New York City on less than $500,000 that I'd actually have more money left over for shopping than they do. So it's impossible for me to feel sorry for those who have to give up their ski trips and summer houses while those on the lower end of the social order in NYC are losing everything. And if it's "the culture" of the bankers that requires them to have such lifestyles, requires them to spend every penny they make without putting anything away, then perhaps Obama's limit on their salaries is exactly what the doctor ordered. Maybe now, they'll have no choice but to be more careful with money, both their own and other people's.

Seriously. Send me a yearly check for $500,000, and I'll show you how to live a great life.

He's Just Not That Into You

Earlier this week, I saw the movie "He's Just Not That Into You." It didn't actually come out until yesterday, but we got into a sneak preview showing in the St. Louis suburb of Chesterfield, which is like how Cool Springs would be if they condensed it into one big mile-long shopping center along one road.

The movie itself was entertaining for two hours--funny, great dialogue, all-star cast of characters. However, although I've never read the book, I was left very disturbed and confused by the central premise of the movie.

It's as if they're saying that a girl can't even express interest in a guy without coming off as clingy or desperate, let alone CALL him. No, you must wait for the guy to make the first move, no matter the circumstances. Because if he doesn't make an immediate move, then he's just not that into you.

Now, the movie makes some good points--for example, that there's no sense in trying to rationalize and justify jerk behavior, because those guys really are just jerks. But this idea that you must always wait for the guy to make the move, and that the girl must sit back and accept it, seems hopelessly old-fashioned.

I would hate to think that my mother's generation stood up and demanded equality, demanded that women's problems stop being marginalized and diminished, demanded the right to express their sexuality without being labeled as whores, all so that my generation could sit around waiting to see if he's on Facebook on a given night (but never daring to message him first, of course!).

I'd love to get some input from guys on this. I understand that men have a primal urge to "chase" and that it does come off as desperate if a girl always makes herself available. But I also worry that if I always have to wait for you to make the first move, then I might as well go buy a few cats now because I'm going to be waiting for a long time.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Feel Good Friday--Sesame Street Edition

I was listening to "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M. yesterday and thinking that I should do it as my "Feel Good Friday" video today. But I found something entirely different when I searched for it on YouTube. How could I have not known about this pure piece of genius until now?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Summitt Reaches Summit

Here's a milestone to which even a Vanderbilt fan and die-hard opponent of everything Orange can take a step back and say, "Wow!"


The legendary Tennessee Lady Vols coach hit a milestone never reached in NCAA basketball history, after her team pummeled Georgia 73-43 at Thompson-Boling Arena. Pat Summitt reached the never-scaled peak of 1,000 career victories, adding to an already monumental list of remarkable accomplishments.

“Wow,” Summitt said. “We’ve got the greatest fans in women’s basketball. I want to thank the administration for making the commitment to women’s basketball here before it was popular.”

Summitt, 56, is now an astounding 1,000-187 in 35 years at UT.


By comparison, the winningest men's coach in Division I history was Bob Knight, who retired with 902 victories. But because Pat Summitt just signed a new contract at Tennessee through 2014, she's on track to set a record that may never be broken, or even approached anytime soon.

She single-handedly lifted women's basketball from an afterthought into an event in its own right. Congratulations, Coach Summitt, and here's to many more wins for the Lady Vols!

(except against the Lady Dores, of course.)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Christian Bale Meets Bill O'Reilly

What happened when Christian Bale got into an argument with Bill O'Reilly? Hilarity.

WARNING--Not suitable to listen to during work, around small children, or in the presence of anyone who gets easily offended:

More Chips For Your Lunch


A quick update on Chip In for the Tennessee Democratic Party--in just over four hours, Tennessee's liberal bloggers have surpassed the original goal of raising $1,000. As of 12:45 p.m. CST, we are up to $1260 among 24 donors.

We've set a new goal--$2000 and at least 50 donors.

Can you "chip in"?

Since my esteemed colleague Mr. Braisted insists on looking at this through the prism of the price of alcohol, allow me to say that even if you can't spare the price of a bottle of Maker's Mark or a pack of Yuengling, even if all you can spare is the price of a 12 oz. can of Natty Light, it will still make a difference!

And if you're on Facebook, join the Chip In group and invite your friends too!

Chip In To Support The TNDP!


With the 2008 election results in the statehouse, new party leadership at the state level, and important upcoming 2010 elections for governor and state legislators, the Tennessee Democratic Party needs our support more than ever.

Tennessee progressive bloggers are launching an online “Chip in” fundraising blog-a-thon with the goal of raising $1000 for the Tennessee Democratic Party. This is a grassroots effort and we are not associated with the TNDP. All contributions made through this ActBlue page go directly to the Tennessee Democratic Party.

Please “chip in” a little or as much as you can to help Tennessee Democrats take back the House and keep a Democrat in the Governor’s office.

Click here or on the buttons on the top left of the page to contribute.

This is a 100% grassroots effort to demonstrate that Democratic activists across the state are ready and able to support our new Chairman and to fundamentally change the way in which the TNDP does business. While we may have dodged a bullet by not allowing the State House to fall to the leadership of right-wing extremists, it should not be construed as a mandate to simply do what we've always done. The Republicans are already raising money for 2010, and they are determined to win. "Business as usual" and playing to maintain the status quo simply will not cut it this time around. Barack Obama showed that the way forward for Democrats is to include as many people in the political process as possible and to stand for something other than "not Republican."

Are you willing to help make that happen in Tennessee?

Give and give generously. A donation of $20, $10, or even $5 will go a long way. And be sure to read R. Neal over at KnoxViews for more information.

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Monday, February 2, 2009

Bonnaroo 2009 Lineup Announced

We now have the list for our annual I-24 hopeless traffic jam! The Bonnaroo website is loading very slowly right now, but here's the Tennessean list. The headliners are:

  • Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

  • Phish

  • Beastie Boys

  • Nine Inch Nails

  • David Byrne

  • Wilco

  • Al Green

  • Snoop Dogg

  • Elvis Costello

  • Erykah Badu

  • Paul Oakenfold

Other notable acts include Gov't Mule, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lucinda Williams, Bela Fleck, Merle Haggard, the Decemberists, and Ted Leo and the Pharmacists.

I've never actually been to Bonnaroo due to the fact that I'm usually not around during the summer, but I'll be in town this year. I love the Beastie Boys and Wilco, and I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to see Phish and Bruuuuuuuce live. I may actually have to go!

Six More Weeks Of Tennessee Democratic Winter

Democratic gubernatorial candidate Kim McMillan sends out a Groundhog Day-themed email to her supporters:


I remember watching Bill Murray in Groundhog Day wake up over and over and over and see the same things again and again and again.

At first it was sort of cool – he even used his “knowledge” to his advantage, but then it began to wear thin.

I think Tennesseans are ready to move forward – not to forget, but to embrace new ways of doing things. We don’t want to be stuck. We don’t want to lose ground. And, we don’t want to be divided.

I know this Tennesseans, we can do more than make it through; we can make it better.

The Kim McMillan for Governor Campaign will include more people doing more important things to help secure our future than any campaign in Tennessee history. Inclusion means you have a seat at the table, a stake in our future, and a voice that deserves and needs to be heard.

Join us in every way possible. Make a financial contribution. Become my friend on Facebook and MySpace (encourage your family and friends also). Talk to us. Tell us what you think.

Now, while I'm ready to support Senator Andy Berke should he run for Governor (or should he run for Zach Wamp's seat), Kim McMillan intrigues me as a potential candidate. The two of them have similar strengths--neither of them are a part of the "good ol' boys club" in the leadership, and they could pick up votes in areas in which Tennessee Democrats have trouble; East Tennessee for Berke and the "doughnut counties" around Nashville for McMillan.

And honestly, we could use a strong female leader within the Democratic Party. The Republicans have Robin Smith, Beth Harwell, and Marsha Marsha Marsha. I find all three of them distasteful and would never vote for them, but they're still visible. Who do we have?

I'd like to see what specific proposals she has for moving forward. She could be a strong candidate.

Oh, and by the way, remember what this email means. It means that regardless of who the chairman of the TNDP is, we still have at least one strong gubernatorial candidate who's raising money and chugging right along with her campaign. Oh, but everyone said that Chip Forrester's election meant we were doomed, DOOMED, I tell ya!

Leave Michael Phelps Alone!!

Over the weekend, pictures surfaced of Olympic swimming superstar Michael Phelps smoking something (presumably pot) out of a bong. The photos have resulted in the predictable amount of hand-wringing, condemnation, and apologies. The IOC and Phelps' two biggest sponsors have both stated they accept his apology and won't make a larger issue of it, which will surely disappoint pretty much everyone outside of the U.S.

But why is anyone making a larger issue of it?

Michael Phelps is my age. He was at a party. This is pretty much standard fare for parties among college students and 20-somethings. Are star athletes not allowed some semblance of normalcy, especially during the off-season? I personally don't smoke pot, but I don't see anything wrong with it and think that continuing to criminalize it will do far more harm than legalizing it will (and for the record, Phelps did nothing illegal--it's only illegal to possess pot, not to smoke it). Phelps would probably have done far more harm to himself and to his athletic abilities were he pounding shots of tequila, yet that wouldn't have triggered nearly the same level of outrage.

Three years from now, during the 2012 Olympics (and let's face it, the Olympics are the only time in which 99% of the population cares about competitive swimming), it's not going to matter that he took a bong hit at a party in 2009. Three years from now, it won't affect his performance whatsoever. In fact, the only way in which pot could be thought of as a performance-enhancing drug would be if someone were standing on the other side of the pool dangling a box of Pop-Tarts in front of him. Pot could slow him down physically if he smoked right before a competition, but again, we're more than three years out from the next Summer Olympics. After all:

The party occurred nearly three months after the Olympics while Phelps was taking a long break from training, and his actions should have no impact on the eight golds he won at Beijing. He has never tested positive for banned substances and the case is unlikely to fall under any doping rules [because athletes are only subject to doping sanctions for marijuana if testing positive during a competition period].



So if there's no reason to be upset that this will somehow harm the performance of an American athlete, then why all the hand-wringing? Why do we expect that just because someone is in the public spotlight means that they must be morally upstanding in every facet of their lives? Perhaps it's time to stop treating athletes and celebrities as if they must always be role models. It's possible to still appreciate Phelps' accomplishments without putting him up on a pedestal for his private life.

However, I suspect the real reason why the British tabloids are making such a huge deal of this is jealousy that their swimmers can't even touch Phelps in competition rather than any moral outrage.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Bowl Prediction

UPDATE: Well, good thing I didn't have any money on this game. But it was a great game, and a lot closer than I think anyone expected.

Arizona Cardinals 20, Pittsburgh Steelers 17.

I realize this makes me one of maybe six people in the country outside of the state of Arizona picking the Cards over the Steelers. And really, my head is telling me that the Steelers defense is just too overwhelming for anything the Cards could possibly throw at them.

My heart is telling me three things:

1. That everyone also picked the Steelers to overwhelm the Titans in Week 16, resulting in a 31-14 Titans win. Defense may win championships, but not if you can't get anything done on offense. And if the Cardinals can do what the Titans did (without our best defensive starters, mind you), break through the Steelers' surprisingly weak O-line and pressure Big Ben throughout the game, then this could get quite interesting.

2. That momentum and the need to prove themselves is on the Cardinals side.

3. That Old Man Warner finds Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin at least once each in the end zone, carries the team to a dramatic win in Disney-esque fashion, and is finally able to retire at the end.

3.5. That if the rumors are true about Anquan Boldin wanting a trade out of Arizona, then the Titans should really look into that. No more relying on the draft for WRs, this is the year in which we need an instant playmaker.