Burger King has a new ad out (that may actually not be running in the U.S.) with a, er, less-than-subtle subtext:
Uh, gee...
I suppose there is a complaint in here somewhere about sexism, but it got lost in my thoughts of "Haha, they said 'blow'!" Really, it's just in fairly poor taste...kind of like most food at Burger King.
The irony is, of course, that if you eat at Burger King all the time and would order a seven-inch cheeseburger, odds are you're not getting very many blow jobs...
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Well, Jewish girls must love the BK Super Seven Incher then. Although, most Jewish guys are now slamming their heads against a wall
What are you saying, Anonymous? That Jewish girls are more inclined to give blow jobs?
Damn you, Monica Lewinsky, damn you! You ruined it for everyone!
that is definitely one of the best last lines ever for a blog post.
I'm saying not only are Jewish girls more INCLINED to give blowjobs, they're also quite proficient at them as well. Most Shiksa queens are not too giddy to get on their knees and please their man. Jewish women on the other hand take time to perfect their craft.
And the second part refers to the sad stereotype of Jewish males penis size (but I'm sure you knew that Ms. Gold)
I think it's the globs of Mayo that would prevent blowjobs from being received, not the cheeseburger itself...Poor us fat guys.
That's all a myth Anon, one that can all be blamed on Monica.
Maybe for Jewish girls in the Bible Belt. Go to Long Island, Westchester, or Jersey. They not only perfect their craft, they preach it!
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