Sunday, November 30, 2008

Contradicting Campfield

My new Facebook friend (TN) Representative Stacey Campfield makes an interesting comment on Post Politics clarifying his remarks about (U.S.) Senator Bob Corker not being a "top-shelf" candidate in 2006:

By “Not top shelf” I mean he did not have some of the assets other Republican candidates had. Van and Ed have “the look” and are better speakers . Van and Ed had both already run statewide. Both had represented larger areas as congressmen then Bob had. Both had strong ties to the conservative wing of the party. Both knew the issues and players better by virtue of both having been in Washington as Reps before. Bob is nice and all but I think if you took his personal fortune and that of his immediate friends out of the race as a factor the results of his US senate run look dramatically different.


This doesn't really mean much anymore, but as someone who survived the Ford campaign, let me offer my outside opinion.

There was no reason why Bob Corker should have won that primary. He had the money but no name recognition outside of Chattanooga, Van Hilleary and Ed Bryant were much better known. However, the conservatives couldn't settle on either of them. If either Hilleary or Bryant had dropped out and allowed the conservatives to rally around the other. Instead, they spent the primary ripping each other apart, allowing Corker to stand back and look like the sane, moderate one.

That perception stuck in the general election. Corker certainly had the advantage of Ford shooting himself in the foot every opportunity he got, no doubt about that. But I think what may have attracted undecided voters to Corker was precisely that he didn't have "the look," that he wasn't as "Washington" as Ford. The perception was (unfairly or not) that Corker was more "in touch" with the average Tennessean than Ford. Some of that perception may certainly have been race-based, but that's not germane to my point.

So there's the contradiction. The Right has been desperate in the last few weeks to paint this country as a "center-right" nation, and Tennessee in particular as a conservative state that yet prefers moderation. So wouldn't a "center-right" candidate for a state-wide race been a perfect fit? I can tell you that on the night of the primary, everyone at the Ford campaign was praying for an Ed Bryant win, precisely because he could have been painted as extreme in a way that Corker couldn't have.

You can read the rest of Campfield's post, it's an excellent reminder in how denial is merely the first stage of grief. However, I will agree with the originally quoted portion that neither Ford nor Lincoln Davis are the correct candidate for the 2010 Governor's race. Ford hasn't done anything since 2006 and Lincoln Davis has nothing to offer.

Protect Traditional Marriage

Sign the petition to protect marriage in its traditional form, as a lifelong commitment. The phrase "Til death do us part" is in the marriage vows for a reason. Marriage has traditionally been for life, regardless of how abusive or unfaithful the relationship is. It's better for the stability of society that people aren't constantly changing partners. And children need to have one mother and one father, or else they'll grow up to be psychopaths.

Here is the text of the petition:



Divorce destroys the sanctity of marriage and its powerful influence on the betterment of society. This proposition would keep the very meaning of marriage from being transformed into nothing more than a contractual relationship between two adults. Prohibiting divorce between heterosexual married couples will keep the interests of children and families intact. We will continue to celebrate marriage as the union of husband and wife, not as a relationship between "Party A" and "Party B." The marriage of a man and a woman has been at the heart of society since the beginning of time and it promotes the ideal opportunity for children to be raised by a mother and a father in a family held together by the legal, communal, and spiritual bonds of marriage. As a society we should put the best interests of children first, and those interests lie in traditional marriage. Permitting divorce destroys marriage as we know it and causes a profound harm to society. We should be restoring marriage, not undermining it.


And here's the inevitable video:

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Do you think this sounds silly or extreme? The petition contains almost the exact same language used by supporters of Proposition 8.

Sign the petition. Think of the children!

(h/t Liberadio(!))

Friday, November 28, 2008

Feel Good Friday--Black Friday Edition

While I'm sleeping in tomorrow morning and preparing to do the bulk of my holiday shopping online in my pajamas, I'll be sure to think of you suckers heroes braving the mall.

In the meantime, now that Hanukkah season has officially begun, here's the original, classic Hanukkah song to get you into that Maccabee spirit:

I Have To Rant

This is a non-political rant about something that's still annoying me a few hours after the fact. Let me say first off that I'm not trying to offend anyone reading this who has small children, nor am I trying to paint anyone with a broad brush. I love children, and I recognize that most parents are capable of figuring out what is and what is not appropriate for their kids. However, there is a segment of the population that seems completely clueless, and this is at whom my rant is directed.

I went to the movies tonight with my family, because what better way to cap off a day of sitting around, watching football and eating, than to spend a few more hours sitting in front of a screen and eating more? My brother and my mom saw "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" while my dad and I went to see "Australia," in honor of everyone's favorite new Nashvillian, Nicole Kidman. It was a great movie, beautifully directed and superbly acted, albeit a little long. I don't get to the movies that often, so to see one that may actually be in contention for a few Oscars was a real treat.

A treat that was almost ruined by a loud three-year old. Someone had brought their toddler along to see "Australia." She chattered behind me for a good chunk of the movie, and spent the last half hour running up and down the aisle of the theater, with no one making any attempt to stop her.

I know I probably have no business giving parenting advice at 22, but I know that at that age, my mother would not have hesitated to yank me outside if I were acting up in a movie theater or a restuarant. But even if the children are well-behaved, this movie was absolutely not appropriate for them. It's a three-hour long movie, with plenty of violence and colorful language. Just because a movie has a PG-13 rating doesn't mean that it's completely safe. There are some situations that are just not appropriate for any small child to be in, no matter how well-behaved.

Please, people--leave the little ones with Grandma, hire a babysitter (which is not terribly expensive when you consider how much movie tickets and snacks cost), or better yet, go see a kid's movie. I hear the new Pixar movie "Bolt" is supposed to be good. But I wouldn't complain about children being loud in a children's movie, so please have a little courtesy for grown-ups trying to enjoy a grown-up movie.

And go see "Australia," and say hi to Nicole if you see her around town, because I still haven't.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets Rick-Rolled

And I subsequently had to explain to my parents what "rick-rolling" means.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Greatest Thanksgiving Story Ever Told

I repeat it every year (or, at least, I repeated it last year after I heard it the year before that), so I must repeat it again. It's a short story, but guaranteed to make you laugh.

First, some context. Two years ago, I was living in London for my junior year abroad. Every Thanksgiving in London, St. Paul's Cathedral holds a Thanksgiving service for American expats. I went to the 2006 service, and really enjoyed being able to do SOMETHING American that day, even if I didn't get any turkey or stuffing. The American ambassador to the U.K. came to deliver the President's remarks, and several different pastors gave sermons about what we should be thankful for. One of these sermons contained The Greatest Thanksgiving Story Ever Told.

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Every year, the Butterball company hosts a "turkey hotline" where people who need help cooking their Thanksgiving turkeys can call in for assistance. A few years ago, a woman called the hotline and said, "We found a turkey in our freezer that's been in there for fifteen years. Is it still ok to eat?"

The Butterball employee on the other end said, "Well, if it's been kept frozen the whole time, it should still be safe to eat. It just won't taste very good."

And the woman replied, "OK, that's what we thought. We'll just give it to the church."

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Anyway, I think there was a moral in here somewhere, but it was lost on me because I was laughing too hard. But yeah, don't give your 15-year old turkey to the church. That's just rude. The church probably has to feed a lot of people on Thanksgiving, and they probably didn't do anything to deserve a disgusting freezer-burnt turkey.

I hope that was good for a pre-Thanksgiving chuckle. And I hope to see some of you at the Boulevard Bolt tomorrow morning. My family will be pretty easy to find, we'll be the ones huffing and puffing in the back.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Imitation Is Probably Not Flattery This Time

Via a friend who has a friend in Israel right now, here's an ad running on buses all over Israel:


The box with two letters in the upper-left hand corner says "Shas," which is a far-right Sephardi ultra-Orthodox party in Israel. They generally support the "Greater Israel" movement, but are willing to be more flexible on the Palestinian issue in return for receiving ever greater funding for its welfare programs. As a result, they have a disproportionate amount of influence in any coalition government they join, resulting in continued ultra-Orthodox control over civil institutions. The reason why Israel is holding new elections soon is because Shas left the Kadima coalition after new Kadima leader Tzipi Livni (to her credit) refused to essentially bribe them to stay in.

But that's not important. The important part of this is what the caption at the bottom of the ad says. "Kein, Anachnu Yecholim!"

Literally translated--"Yes, We Can!"

This comes on the heels of Likud leader Benyamin Netanyahu copying Obama's website layout for his own campaign. Do the Israelis not have their own campaign consultants?

But really, Livni is the only candidate of "change" in this election. Netanyahu and Ehud Barak of Labour have already had a go as Prime Minister, and the ultra-Orthodox haven't changed in about 2,000 years.

All Of The Above

This letter to the editor in the Tennessean today caught my eye, due to my previous history with the subject matter:

I was disappointed to read about MNPS over “D” grade in science Sunday (“Science gets short shrift”). I was then somewhat relieved to read in your Web data that our MNPS school, Percy Priest Elementary, scored an “A.” The Tennessean could greatly help our school system with follow-up research.

Is Percy Priest’s success a result of our parents hiring a science lab teacher? Or, do other factors more strongly account for our success?

I know about this because I attended Percy Priest Elementary when I was little. A similar situation occurred several years before they hired a science lab teacher, when they wanted to hire a full-time computer teacher. My third grade teacher had been instrumental in pushing the school to integrate more computer technology into our education (bear in mind, this was at a time when getting to play the game "Oregon Trail" on a floppy disk was a BIG FREAKING DEAL). Percy Priest couldn't get the money from Metro to do hire a computer teacher, so the parents raised the money to pay for the salary. A few years ago, they did the same thing for a science lab teacher. It ensures that the subject of science, so often swept aside for the math and reading requirements of No Child Left Behind, still occupies a critical slot in the curriculum.

However, the letter writer's first question underscores the second. It hints at what those other factors are. Percy Priest is in the very affluent Forest Hills neighborhood. All parents want their kids to be taught science and technology by qualified teachers (except, I suppose, for the parents who want their kids to learn that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs six thousand years ago, and nothing else), but the parents at schools like Percy Priest have the unique ability to get around Metro's tight budget and raise the money for it among themselves. You can't blame them for wanting to ensure the best education for their children, but it makes you wonder about the schools where the parents can't afford to do what the Percy Priest parents did.

So yes, Percy Priest does get the best marks in science among Metro schools because they have a full-time teacher devoted to science education. However, the fact that it was the parents who raised the money for her salary highlights the central unfairness of Metro schools. I'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed to do that, but why can't ALL Metro schools have qualified science teachers? It's fine to say that we're going to have "neighborhood" schools that may or may not be racially segregated, but how are you going to make sure that students in the neighborhoods outside of southwest Nashville have the same resources as those in Forest Hills?

It may sound hypocritical coming from someone who went to Percy Priest and USN. But I don't understand how anyone can look at this and not see a huge problem.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Something For The TNDP To Consider

Dear TNDP,

I know I've pissed some of you off quite a bit in the last few weeks, but I have something for you to consider, should you ever decide to bring on a full-time communications person.

A friend of mine sent me this link for the North Carolina Democratic Party. They've put their entire Plan of Organization online, so that anyone looking to get involved knows exactly where to go and who to contact. At the top of the page, in one of the drop-down menus, are links to the contact info for every single county party.

Anyone looking to get involved in the local Democratic Party can figure out everything they need to know all in one place.

Folks, THIS is why North Carolina gets so much more attention from the national party than we do. They're transparent, they have a tight organizational network, and they make it easy for ordinary people to get involved. That's why they didn't need the national party to build a strong grassroots campaign for Barack Obama and for Senator-Elect Kay Hagan. But once the national party came in, there was already a strong organization in place.

The TNDP does want more people to get involved and to be more transparent, don't they?

SEE ALSO:
Vibinc (who makes my point better than I did)
Newscoma

Didn't California Just Ban That?

Phil Bredesen on his downfall:

“I’ve tried hard, everything I do, to do on a bi-partisan basis. I will probably have to do it now on a bi-Democratic basis as well.”

Again, Governor, there doesn't have to be a split in the Democratic Party. You're the one causing it, and you're the one who can undo it. But in order to fall on either side of this "bi-Democratic" reality, you have to try actually being a Democrat first.

If you'd like, I could discuss this further with you when I come home this Thanksgiving weekend. We could get some breakfast at Waffle House (the one on Highway 70S near I-40, by Bellevue Mall) and I'll teach you how Democrats can win among Real America (TM).

(h/t ACK)

UPDATE: My dad has informed me that the Waffle House on 70S has closed down. It was apparently part of the SouthEast Waffles franchise that went bankrupt (which I learned all about from Nashville Post, a subscription to which would make the perfect Christmas gift for the aspiring corporate overlord on your list!). So, Governor, if it hasn't shut down as well, then we'll do breakfast at the Waffle House on Old Hickory at I-40 in Bellevue, across from Sam's Club. If that one's closed too, then just meet me at the Wal-Mart on Charlotte Pike.

UPDATE 2: My mother has informed me that ALL of the Waffle Houses in our neck of the woods are now closed. Damn you, SouthEast Waffles! Where am I supposed to go to treat a hangover now?

Ok, you win Governor. We'll go to Wal-Mart.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Phil Bredesen Continues Slide Into Irrelevance

Bredesen's attempt to influence the decision of who should lead the House Democrats just backfired:

Tennessee House Democrats elected Rep. Gary Odom of Nashville as their leader in a caucus vote this evening.

Odom, who has been House majority leader while the Democrats controlled the legislature, defeated Craig Fitzhugh of Ripley, Tenn., to become minority leader.

The Tennessean doesn't indicate what the vote count was, only saying that it was close.

However, I can't help but think that had this happened only two years ago, right after Bredesen's 95-county sweep to win re-election, most if not all of the House Democrats would have fallen in line with what Bredesen wanted. As easily the most popular Democrat with the biggest coattails, there wouldn't have been any reason to go against him.

My, how the mighty have fallen. Bredesen has descended from the top of the world (or at least, Tennessee) into irrelevance in only two years, capped off tonight by an embarrassing repudiation from his own party. Again, if you want to lead the Democrats, you could start by being one and supporting the others.

Congratulations to Minority Leader Odom. I hope he'll use this time to find a clear, articulate message for Tennessee Democrats, beyond just "We're less psycho than the Republicans."

(h/t Braisted)

Rahmbo

Here's an un-aired sketch from last night's Saturday Night Live. Don't cross Rahm Emmanuel, or he will f*****g end you.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Gail Kerr Doesn't Know What She's Talking About

Alternative title: NEW Vanderbilt Bowl Game Scenarios!

This? Out the window. Thanks a lot, Bobby Johnson!

Same ol' Vandy showed up to play the Vols today, and our loss combined with Ole Miss's drubbing of LSU means that there is no way Vanderbilt can go to the Peach Bowl. In fact, if Ole Miss wins out (only needing to beat Mississippi State to do so), they would have a better conference record than LSU and could take the SEC West spot in the Cotton Bowl.

Arkansas did us a huge favor by losing today and guaranteeing themselves a losing season. We desperately need Alabama to beat Auburn to prevent another 6-6 team from possibly driving Vandy down in the standings even further. I'm thrilled we're going to a bowl game, but I would really rather not spend my limited vacation time going to Shreveport.

So at this point, Vandy's only possibilities are the Liberty Bowl in Memphis or the Music City Bowl in Nashville. Here are the scenarios:

Liberty Bowl:
Vanderbilt: Beats Wake Forest
Kentucky: Doesn't matter

Rationale: If Vandy beats Wake and Kentucky beats Tennessee, then we both finish with 7-5 records, but Vandy would still have a better SEC record, putting us ahead of Kentucky in the standings (if both teams lose, then it's the same scenario at 6-6 instead). It's no secret that the Music City Bowl would probably rather have a team that brings in out-of-town fans (i.e. hotel revenue), and the Liberty Bowl might like to have a nice Tennessee angle. However, since this game occurs so much later than the others (January 2), I likely won't be able to go down to Memphis. So in a way, I almost hope they go to the Music City Bowl instead. Which leads us to...

Music City Bowl:
Vanderbilt: Loses to Wake
Kentucky: Beats Tennessee

Rationale: Kentucky (7-5) would finish ahead of Vanderbilt (6-6). Conference records are generally only used as a tie-breaker, so they wouldn't matter in this scenario.

HOWEVER, Vandy could still go to the Music City Bowl even if we finished tied with Kentucky, which brings us to why Gail Kerr doesn't know what she's talking about. A mid-level bowl game in a market like ours necessarily needs local support to do well. Having Vanderbilt in the bowl would generate a huge amount of local buzz, and could help bowl officials convince locals to come to the game even when Vanderbilt isn't playing. And it's not necessarily true that Nashville wouldn't get some hotel revenue if Vandy's in the game--every Vanderbilt alum who is still alive will come back into town for the game, and will likely stick around for New Year's. Besides, you have to think that the Kentucky fans are getting sick of coming down to Nashville, and wouldn't necessarily buy multiple-night hotel rooms in this economic climate.

So, I'm going to go out of a limb and say that unless Kentucky loses to Tennessee and Vanderbilt beats Wake (making it impossible for the Liberty Bowl to justify picking a clearly lower-ranked team), Vanderbilt is going to the Music City Bowl.

Updated SEC Bowl Projections:

Florida: BCS Championship
Alabama: Sugar Bowl
Ole Miss: Cotton Bowl
South Carolina: Outback Bowl
LSU: Chick-Fil-A (Peach) Bowl
Kentucky: Liberty Bowl
Vanderbilt: Music City Bowl
Arkansas, Auburn, Mississippi State, Tennessee: Toilet Bowl

Friday, November 21, 2008

The War On Christmas

We're doin' it right!

This year we celebrate the desacralized "holidays" amid what is for many unprecedented economic ruin -- fortunes halved, jobs lost, homes foreclosed. People wonder, What happened? One man's theory: A nation whose people can't say "Merry Christmas" is a nation capable of ruining its own economy.

One had better explain that.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, according to the Wall Street Journal, the Jewish/secular War on Christmas is responsible for the economic downturn. It's funny because I read both the Financial Times and the Economist (I find conservative policy positions a lot more convincing when I can imagine them being articulated in a proper upper-crust British accent), and they've both given a lot of other reasons behind the economic crisis. Who would've thought that the sole reason the stock market's tanking and people are losing their homes is that some folks say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"?

I must say, causing an economic collapse goes far beyond what my expected objectives for this year's War on Christmas were. I was just hoping to make Bill O'Reilly's head explode.

Your Rights End Where Mine Begin

Religion is a strange thing. For my 100th post on the subject, I'll note that while others may have religious beliefs that I find strange, illogical, or outright crazy, it doesn't make a difference to me as long as it doesn't interfere with the practice of my or anyone else's beliefs. And I'm sure that my beliefs seem crazy to others.

But there's always a line.


Holocaust survivors said Monday they are through trying to negotiate with the Mormon church over posthumous baptisms of Jews killed in Nazi concentration camps, saying the church has repeatedly violated a 13-year-old agreement barring the practice.

Leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints say they are making changes to their massive genealogical database that will make it more difficult for names of Holocaust victims to be entered for posthumous baptism by proxy, a rite that has been a common Mormon practice for more than a century.

But Ernest Michel, honorary chairman of the American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors, said that is not enough. At a news conference in New York City on Monday, he said the church also must "implement a mechanism to undo what you have done."

Now, I don't know very many Mormons, and I wouldn't want to label all of them as having no sense of decency whatsoever. Our houseparents in my sorority sophomore year were a young Mormon grad student couple with three small children. They were as kind as could be, took care of all the house problems, and were nice enough to turn a blind eye to some of the, shall we say, "less than holy" goings-on upstairs. I doubt they'd approve of something like this.

But do LDS leaders really not understand how deeply offensive and tasteless it is to declare that Holocaust victims are suddenly Mormon? These people died for their religion, died precisely because they were Jewish. Is it really so much to ask, does it really go so far against your religion, to just let the dead be at peace?

Yes, I understand that they're just baptizing "by proxy," they're not digging up the graves and baptizing the corpses. But what guarantee is there that 100 years from now, Jewish (or Catholic or Protestant) Holocaust victims will not be recorded as Mormon victims, rather than of the religion for which they died? The LDS spokesman in the article says that the practice doesn't impinge upon the dead's identity; but in that case, what's the point of doing it? The purpose of the practice is EXACTLY to alter the identity of the deceased according to their belief system, to recognize them as Mormon rather than Jewish. And again, if you believe in some sort of spiritual afterlife, then is it so much to ask to let the souls of the deceased rest in peace, without trying to alter them in some way?

To outline how offensive it is, let me pose a hypothetical. Say I discovered my family had Christian ancestors. If I had a baby boy, what would you say if on the occasion of his b'ris, he were circumcised in the name of our goyishe relatives, thus (according to my belief system) converting them all to Judaism "by proxy" in the afterlife? Would there be any concern for our "freedom of religion"?

No, of course not. There would be OUTRAGE. And rightly so, it's an extreme act of disrespect to the dead.

As far as I'm concerned, you have the right to believe whatever you want. But the dead have a right to rest in peace without their identities being altered posthumously without consent, and your right to practice your religion should not be allowed to supersede that.

By the way, do you know what else would be really offensive? If in light of the LDS Church's role in supporting Proposition 8 in California, if we declared all of the LDS founders posthumously gay.

Feel Good Friday--Bittersweet Edition

This song is one of my faves. The melody has been my ringtone forever.

But it's ony recently that I went back and actually re-watched the music video, and it really annoyed me. Someone said to themselves, "Hey, we've got this great song, with a catchy melody and great brooding lyrics, so let's make quite possibly the most douche-baggy video we can!"

Enjoy!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

A Law Student Observation

It's now impossible for me to watch "Grey's Anatomy" without wanting to sue Seattle Grace and every doctor who works there for medical malpractice. Which is tough for me since I specifically promised my dad I wouldn't go into malpractice law.

Dear Phil Bredesen--STFU, Part 2

(Part 1 here)

Phil Bredesen, in his infinite wisdom, has let it be known that he would rather not see current House Majority Leader Gary Odom stick around as the House Democrats' house leader (albeit in the minority position) when the legislature resumes next year:


"Unfortunately, there have been some trust issues with Rep. Odom," Bredesen spokeswoman Lydia Lenker told The Associated Press in an e-mail exchange late Wednesday. She did not elaborate on what those issues have been.

"We're actively exploring options other than Rep. Odom to carry the administration's legislative package," she wrote.

I joked this morning that it's nice to see that Phil Bredesen is finally involving himself in Democratic politics this election cycle, but this story has made me angrier the more I've thought about it.

Governor, everyone begged you to help our Democratic candidates BEFORE the election cycle. But what did you do? You discouraged one candidate for U.S. Senate who could have self-financed from running, didn't do anything to help the candidate who ran instead, sat on your hands and refused to campaign for House Democrats, and undermined our Presidential candidate at every chance you got.

So, pardon me if I really don't care who you'd rather see as House Minority Leader. It's really grating that you all but shouted "Vote Republican!" from the rooftops over the last few months, only to now suddenly care about Democrats in the legislature. At some point, if you want to advance to national office, you'll have to find it in you to put aside personal grudges for the sake of the team. But in the meantime, please stop trying to drag the team down with you.

This isn't necessarily a defense of Gary Odom. I've met him once; he seemed like a nice guy but I couldn't judge his legislative abilities. But I think he'll become my representative when my parents move to Green Hills next summer. The one upshot to my parents selling my childhood home, full of warmth and memories, and moving into a neighborhood of conformists and McMansions is that Beth Harwell doesn't get to come along with us. But I digress.

But Governor, for all intents and purposes, it really doesn't matter who the Minority Leader is. Whether you like it or not, your "legislative package" is subject to the approval of The Mumps in the House and Ron Ramsey in the Senate. And I'm sure they're only too happy to allow you to spend the next two years as the lamest duck you've ever seen. So if you want to have a say in who leads House Democrats for the next few years, you could try leading Democrats yourself.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Oh Sarah, I wish I knew how to quit you.

The Governor of Alaska decided to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving, just like the REAL President does. They pick out the turkey and she shows off her inability to give a speech without a script or a teleprompter, nothing unusual there. It's afterwards, during the press conference, where the parody begins:



Yes, while she's speaking about how great of a tradition it is to pardon a turkey, another turkey is getting the death sentence right behind her! So sad, yet funny in a painfully awkward sort of way.

That video gives me the creeps. I'm one of those people who really likes meat, but would rather not think about where it comes from.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Juicy Off Campus

Interesting.

Tennessee State University has blocked a student gossip Web site from its network in a move the site's creators claim is a violation of students' First Amendment rights.

The site, JuicyCampus.com, has invoked ire from college administrators across the country for its anonymous, often highly personal posts about students, although few schools have taken the steps to block access to the site on their campus.

TSU is the first public university in the country to block the site from its network, the Web site’s owner claimed in a press release today, calling it a decision “to censor the speech of its own students.”

For those of you not up to speed on what those crazy kids are doing these days, JuicyCampus is a website started last year by a Duke grad that allows anyone to anonymously post messages about anyone else on a college campus. They have networks for about 60 or so colleges, and all I.P. addresses on the site are cloaked so that the messages can't be traced. The effect of the anonymity is that anyone with a grudge can post disgusting lies about innocent people, with no way to respond or to clear it up.

One thing that JuicyCampus is not is a "gossip site." Folks, Perez Hilton is a gossip site. JuicyCampus is the online equivalent of graffiti on a sketchy bathroom wall. It's every problem with the Internet condensed into one website.

It blew up at Cornell during my senior year. Nothing bad was ever said about me (please, I was nowhere near that popular), but several awful, hurtful, untrue messages were posted about girls in my sorority and in other sororities (it seemed that women in the Greek system were subject to the largest amount of vitriol). No need to go into details, but it left all of us fearful.

All that being said, I'm not sure if what TSU is doing is the right way to go about it. The site owners' claims that the blocking of JuicyCampus is a violation of students' First Amendment rights has no legal basis; colleges routinely block certain websites from their networks, such as porn or music downloading services. During my sophomore year the students essentially had a game of Whack-A-Mole going with the administration involving the illegal music-sharing DC++ hubs that kept being created on the network. Good (nerdy) times.

However, by trying to shut it down this way, TSU risks calling more attention to JuicyCampus. I had known about JuicyCampus but didn't realize how big of a deal it was until I read an editorial in the Cornell paper about how we shouldn't use it. Naturally, it piqued my curiosity, and I doubt I was the only one. How many more people will now check out JuicyCampus now that TSU has announced their plans? Besides, plenty of TSU students live or work off-campus, so simply blocking JuicyCampus from the network won't stop students from accessing it from somewhere else, out of the oversight of school administrators.

Ultimately, I don't know what the correct answer is. Ideally we could say, "Just ignore it and it'll go away." The product can't survive in the market if there's no demand. But that would require an incredible amount of maturity and discipline on everyone's parts.

Hell, I hope that I don't inadvertently drive anyone else to check it out simply by writing about it.

I'd Pay Good Money To See This

Bill Hobbs is demanding an apology from Nashville Is Talking writer Christian Grantham, alleging that Grantham erroneously claimed that Bill Hobbs and the TNGOP are opposed to the proposed bailout of the Big 3 car makers. However, Grantham can't figure out whether or not the TNGOP actually supports the bailout. I don't know, the Big 3 have apparently made horrible management decisions and have made a crappy product, but it is a SLANDEROUS LIE to infer any positions from that precondition.

Which leads to the quote of the century:

What do you think the answer will be? If they are in opposition, the post clearly stands. If they are in favor, Rep. Barney Frank owes Bill Hobbs a big gay kiss on the mouth.

I think I can speak for most liberal bloggers in Tennessee when I say that I'd pay good money to watch Barney Frank slip Bill Hobbs a little tongue.

And then I'll drive away in my Nissan Altima, the one that still runs like new after 3 years and multiple mishaps.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

One Step Closer To 60

Congratulations to Senator-Elect Mark Begich of Alaska!

Sen. Ted Stevens, the longest serving Republican in Senate history, narrowly lost his re-election bid Tuesday, marking the downfall of a pillar of the U.S. Senate and Alaska icon who apparently couldn't survive his conviction on federal corruption charges. His defeat to Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich moves Senate Democrats closer to a filibuster-proof 60-vote majority.


A Republican friend of mine had hoped that Stevens would win so that Sarah Palin could appoint herself to the seat once Stevens was expelled from the Senate. But the voters of Alaska said, "Thanks, but no thanks! You betcha!" They apparently decided that all that pork isn't healthy or kosher anyway.

This does bring us closer to 60 Senate seats, but I don't know if we get there. I'm nervous about the runoff in Georgia, simply because there will certainly be a lower turnout than there was for the general election, which favors Chambliss. All the napkins in the world won't get all the egg off Harry Reid's face if we end up with 59 seats even with Lieberman.

But I am happy to hear that there won't be a Senator who believes that the Internet is a series of tubes. Mazel Tov Senator Begich!

Joe The Schmuck

As everyone knows, the Senate Democratic Caucus voted to allow Independent (read: NOT Democratic) Senator Joe The Schmuck to retain his chairmanship of the Homeland Security Committee. In spite of the fact that he actively campaigned against Barack Obama during the presidential race, and despite the possibility that he may still undermine the President-elect in is role, Majority Leader Harry Reid in his infinite wisdom decided to protect the club than to carry out the will of the voters.

If you want to look at it from a glass half-full perspective, Lieberman votes Democratic on just about everything except for the war. So, should the Democrats win in the three outstanding Senate races (Minnesota, Georgia, and Alaska), then we'll have 60 votes to break a filibuster on other issues, which would really speed up the legislative process.

There are a lot of reasons, however, to see it from a glass half-empty angle:

  • It's a very risky gamble to keep Lieberman in on the hope that we need him for 60 seats. If we lose even one of the outstanding races, then does it really matter whether we have 58 or 59 seats?
  • Lieberman votes Democratic on just about everything except for the war. Only problem is, HE'S ON THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE! He now has free license to undermine and stall the Democrats and Obama on any legislation relating to national security.
  • But of course, the Homeland Security Committee doesn't just handle homeland security. They also handle governmental affairs, and executive branch oversight. So, if someone wanted to do an investigation of the Bush Administration's dealings, such as the handling of Katrina or the U.S. attorney firings or the Don Siegelman set-up, it would go through Lieberman's committee. He hasn't seemed particularly apt to investigate any of this in the last two years, what reason does he have to do so now? Oh, but I'm sure Harry Reid will excuse him. Holding people accountable is just so partisan, after all.
  • It may sound cliche, but the American people voted for change in Washington in this election. What better way to give them that change than to keep the status quo guy in charge?
Ultimately, I don't blame Obama for not getting involved in this. After all, it's not his job to say who should and shouldn't be given Senate chairmanships. That's a job for the Senate leadership, if only we had some.

I'm not going to get too bent out of shape over this, only because I know Obama will find ways of getting around Lieberman. But I certainly look forward to supporting Harry Reid's primary opponent in 2010, and hopefully a renewed Ned Lamont bid in Connecticut in 2012.

Vanderbilt Bowl Game Scenarios

(UPDATE 12/31: CONQUERED AND PREVAILED!)

(UPDATE 12/7: Vanderbilt-Boston College in the Music City Bowl)

(UPDATE 12/6: Final SEC Bowl Projections here)

(UPDATE 11/22: Click here for the new projections based on Vandy's inexplicable loss to UT today)

Now that Vanderbilt has six wins, and looking at the possibility that there will be more SEC bowl slots than there will be SEC bowl-eligible teams, I feel comfortable doing a little math and making some predictions.

First, some preconditions--Florida and Alabama have already locked down spots in the SEC Championship game. I'm working under the assumption that the winner of that game will advance to the BCS Championship (almost certainly against the Big 12 champ), while the loser will go to the Sugar Bowl. Also, I'm assuming that Georgia will go to the Capital One Bowl, and LSU will go to the Cotton Bowl. It could be the other way around, but the Cotton Bowl generally takes SEC West teams. Besides, all Georgia has to do is beat Georgia Tech and they're guaranteed third place in the SEC. Finally, Tennessee and Mississippi State have already been eliminated from contention, while Arkansas and Auburn are on the bubble, and both would have to win out to become bowl-eligible. They could get to the Independence Bowl or the Papajohns.Com Bowl, but it's unlikely.

So, that leaves Vanderbilt, Ole Miss, South Carolina, and Kentucky as the SEC teams who have already reached 6 wins. They will go between four bowls--the Outback Bowl in Tampa, the Chick-Fil-A (Peach) Bowl in Atlanta, the Liberty Bowl in Memphis, and the Music City Bowl in Kentucky Nashville (D'oh! That was a Freudian slip, I guess I've just gotten so used to the blue-and-white horde coming down to Nashville every New Years Eve that I started thinking of it as "their" bowl).

Here are what I think would be the necessary scenarios for Vanderbilt to get to those bowls:

Outback Bowl:
Vanderbilt--wins out
South Carolina--loses to Clemson
Ole Miss--loses to LSU or to Mississippi State
Kentucky--doesn't matter

Odds of this happening--Low. I can't see Clemson beating South Carolina, and the Florida bowls love them some Steve Spurrier. Most likely South Carolina goes to Tampa.

Peach Bowl:
Vanderbilt--wins out, or at least beats Tennessee
South Carolina--beats Clemson
Ole Miss--loses to LSU or to Mississippi State
Kentucky--doesn't matter

Odds--Pretty good. I honestly don't know how the Wake Forest game will go for Vanderbilt, but as long as we beat Tennessee, we'll go 4-3 SEC. If Ole Miss loses either remaining game, we'll finish with the same record overall (or with one more win if we win out), but Vandy will have one more win in the SEC. Ultimately, Vandy may need to win out to clinch this one, but we'll see.

Liberty Bowl:
Vanderbilt--wins out or at least beats Tennessee
South Carolina--beats Clemson
Ole Miss--wins out
Kentucky--doesn't matter

Odds--Fairly good. Ole Miss will likely lose to LSU, but then again, they did beat Florida. That's the game to watch this weekend, almost as much as Vandy-Tennessee.

Music City Bowl:
Vanderbilt--loses out
South Carolina--doesn't matter
Ole Miss--doesn't matter
Kentucky--beats Tennessee

Odds--Low, and my worst case scenario. If Vanderbilt went 6-6, South Carolina and Ole Miss would finish ahead even if they lost all their remaining games, and a 7-5 Kentucky would leap-frog over us. I'd still be happy to go to a bowl, but there's no reason why we shouldn't beat Tennessee right now.

Final SEC Bowl Projection:

Florida: BCS Championship
Alabma: Sugar Bowl
Georgia: Capital One Bowl
LSU: Cotton Bowl
South Carolina: Outback Bowl
Vanderbilt: Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl
Ole Miss: Liberty Bowl
Kentucky: Music City Bowl (oh, won't Kentucky fans be THRILLED when they find out they're spending New Years in Nashville for, what, the fifth year in a row?)
Arkansas: Not going to beat LSU. Will join Tennessee and Mississippi State in the Toilet Bowl
Auburn: Not going to beat Alabama. Will join the three aforementioned teams in the Toilet Bowl

Monday, November 17, 2008

Translating Robin Smith

For those of us who don't speak blonde:

“I think the Republican Party now is at a point in its life in maturity where we’re going to have to have regional messages,” she said, speaking in between sessions at the conference near Myrtle Beach…

…The party should not compromise its core “DNA” of small government and lower taxes, Smith added, but ought to allow for some deviation where politically necessary.

“We can’t just hang our hat on one social message,” she said.

Translation: The constant focus on how the liberals are going to steal your guns and use them to perform abortions while allowing gays to marry and say "Happy Holidays" doesn't quite work outside of the South. In the parts of the country where they've advanced past the 1950s, they want to know how the Republicans are going to handle the economy, health care, and foreign policy. So while we can certainly keep the drumbeat going on hot-button wedge issues in the South, it may not be prudent to drive out fiscally conservative Northern and Western Republicans from the party simply because they don't believe that a zygote has more rights than a fully-grown human.

Actually, that may be too coherent of a thought for Ms. Smith.

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Journalism Is Dead

It might be a cliche thing for a blogger (not in her pajamas at the moment, nor in her parents' basement. Her parents don't even have a real basement) to say, but it is.

Dan Rather, the former anchor of CBS News, gave a lecture here at Wash U Law on Friday, which I had the privilege to attend. He discussed the press's traditional role as a bulwark against ignorance, necessary because only an informed citizenry could hold a check on government power. Those in power, therefore, have an interest in controlling the information that gets out and keeping the message watered down. It's been the case since the beginning of the U.S., but it's become a more acute problem as the media have become entities of larger conglomerates and lost their independence. The media has to turn a profit, so actual news gets shoved aside in favor of entertainment and shouting matches. Real investigative journalism doesn't get quite the same ratings. This new arrangement suits everyone at the top, from those in the government to the corporate owners. Dan Rather didn't specifically mention his predicament, but it was easy to tell.

We've all known that this has been a problem for years. But every now and then, you need a reminder. To that end, Newsweek magazine is asking, literally, if Obama is the Antichrist:


No wonder, then, that Obama triggers such fear in the hearts of America's millennialist Christians. Mat Staver, dean of Liberty University's law school, says he does not believe Obama is the Antichrist, but he can see how others might. Obama's own use of religious rhetoric belies his liberal positions on abortion and traditional marriage, Staver says, positions that "religious conservatives believe will threaten their freedom." The people who believe Obama is the Antichrist are perhaps jumping to conclusions, but they're not nuts: "They are expressing a concern and a fear that is widely shared," Staver says.

You know what other beliefs or fears are widely shared? The belief in ghosts, aliens, or otherwise supernatural beings; the belief in the Zodiac as an accurate prognosticator of the future; and the belief that 9/11 was an inside job. We have no problem dismissing those beliefs as nutty, even though a lot of people hold them. Respectable news organizations don't hold up those beliefs as reasonable just because it makes for a good "human-interest" story, or because they're afraid of offending anyone.

So, while I may be accused of being an elitist or anti-Christian--if you believe that Obama is the Antichrist, just because he's a popular liberal or because the lottery numbers came up as "666," then yes, you are nuts. Newsweek may not tell you so, but I will. The fact that there are a whole bunch of other nuts doesn't make you any less crazy. You do know that the "Left Behind" novels are not the actual Bible, don't you?

Hell, if the standards for being the Antichrist are that low to y'all, then I'll go get a 666 tattoo and you can start directing the human sacrifices to the Central West End in St. Louis.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

It's All Perfect

Vanderbilt-->Bowl eligible

Tennessee Titans-->10-0. A perfect 10. 10essee. Any other sort of "10" pun you can come up with.

Kentucky basketball-->Choked on their VMI cupcake.

Barack Obama-->Still the President-Elect two weeks later.

The rough draft of the open memo due tomorrow...

...Ok, maybe it's not all perfect.

Steve Cohen On Hillary Clinton

The Congressman who once compared Hillary Clinton to Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" gives the Senator a glowing endorsement for Secretary of State:


President-elect Obama has made no secret of his affection for Doris Kearns Goodwin’s marvelous book "Team of Rivals," which chronicles how President Lincoln invited his vanquished political opponents into his administration in order to negotiate centrist, consensus solutions to the dire problems facing our nation during her darkest hour. If President Obama does indeed select Senator Clinton as his Secretary of State, he will be invoking Lincoln’s legacy in a profound way; and in the opinion of this Congressman, there could be no wiser choice for the post.

During his first year in office, President Obama will likely need to keep a laser’s focus on domestic issues as we try to climb out of the economic hole dug under eight years of President Bush’s financial policies. Therefore, it is absolutely vital to select someone with the experience, toughness, and depth of knowledge to handle increased authority in foreign policy and deliver on President Obama’s promise to the world; and who could be more qualified to manage the duties of the nation’s top diplomat than the internationally revered junior Senator from New York? She brings two decades worth of foreign policy experience, much of it on the front lines as First Lady during one of the most peaceful eras in U.S. history. Furthermore, she brings instant prestige and credibility to the position; no foreign leader would ever feel diminished sitting in the presence of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Now, this is all still speculation, even though it's been rumored that Obama has already offered Hillary the job, he also spoke to New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson this weekend. These could all be red herrings, or Hillary could have already turned down the offer, prompting the conversation with Richardson (although she'd be crazy to turn it down IMHO).

However, you'd have to think that for Steve Cohen to release such a glowing endorsement, especially given that we haven't seen similar endorsements from other members of Congress, that maybe he knows something we don't.


Saturday, November 15, 2008

I Don't Know If You've Heard, But

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Friday, November 14, 2008

Feel Good Friday--I Can Lead The Nation With A Microphone

This song's been around for awhile and it may not quite be a "feel-good" song, but it has one of the coolest music videos I've seen in awhile:

Thursday, November 13, 2008

SoS Hillary?

Some interesting chatter going around:


Two Obama advisers have told NBC News that Hillary Clinton is under consideration to be secretary of state. Would she be interested? Those who know Clinton say possibly. But her office says that any decisions about the transition are up to the president-elect and his team.


Clinton was seen taking a flight to Chicago today, but an adviser says it was on personal business. It is unknown whether she had any meeting or conversation with Obama while there.

It's uncertain as of right now whether this is a real "leak" or whether they're just floating her name to get a reaction. While I'd rather see her in the Senate and getting another shot at shaping a national health insurance policy, this would certainly be a great position for her. Obama is already hugely popular abroad because of the change he represents, and also because his name is not "George W. Bush." But there's no doubt that the Clinton name still carries a lot of weight around the world. In particular, it would be great to have her (and Bill) extensively involved in Israeli-Palestinian negotiations.

Just last week, I was horrified to read that a 13-year old rape victim in Somalia was stoned to death after being accused of adultery. Madeleine Albright did an excellent job of raising awareness of these problems, but they've been shoved aside over the last eight years. I would hope that Hillary would use her new position to continue to call attention to the suffering of women around the world.

Post #1000!

When I got to Post #500, I promised that I would get to Post #1000 faster than LeftWingCracker got to his Post #1000. It took him four years; it took me a year and four months. I win!

Now to thank the Academy, in no particular order--Sean Braisted, A.C. Kleinheider (even though he's a Republican hack/secret Jew), Newscoma, Aunt B., Sharon Cobb, Randy Neal of KnoxViews, Katie Allison Granju and Michael Silence of KnoxNews (and I'm sorry I stole your name), Senator Andy Berke, LeftWingCracker, Vibinc, and everyone else in Memphis, Clint Brewer of the City Paper for putting me on the front page of the website, the Nashville Scene, the Nashville Post, MY BFF Leah Kirk of the Tennessee College Democrats, and all the people who Googled "Missouri Proposition A" last week.

Yay!!!

....and now back to studying for my Legal Research exam tomorrow. Boo hiss.

I'll Say It Again

The vast majority of American Jews are neither Republican nor neoconservative.

The National Jewish Democratic Council, using data from the New York Times, has put together this handy chart:

Far from "having trouble with Jewish voters," Obama is tied with Bill Clinton's second term for the third highest percent of the Jewish vote to go Democratic. Al Gore (with a Jewish running-mate) only got one point higher, and Bill Clinton's first term getting only one point higher than that. There was a noticeable drop in Jewish Republican support in 1992, which I'm guessing had to do with Ross Perot (Texas Jews are weird).

Looking at the rest of the numbers, Republicans got the highest percentage of Jewish support when they actually stood for keeping government out of people's lives. It was when they became the party of religious extremism and destroying the wall between church and state that they began to lose them. Oh well, I guess that makes 80% of us not "real Americans"!

The New York Media Bias

I'm getting so sick of this elitist Yankee media bias against the South.

We've got such a great thing going on in Tennessee, yet the media continues to overlook us, or outright denigrate us. They like to tell us how everything is going so much better in New York and in Boston. We may not have huge national celebrities like they do up there, but we've got our own set of stars, who are just as good if not better to watch. I'm growing very weary of hearing about how Tennessee just isn't as good.

Because, at the end of the day, the Tennessee Titans are the only undefeated team in the NFL right now. The New York Giants and the New England Patriots can't claim that.

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What, did you think I was talking about this?

At any rate, perhaps I'm just paranoid, but all you have to do is watch SportsCenter for a few minutes and it becomes very apparent that there is a sports media bias against the Titans. At this point last season, everyone was fawning over the Patriots. There was no question that they'd go 16-0, Tom Brady had become more popular than Jesus, and and folks were seriously asking if the 2007 Patriots were the greatest franchise EVER. With the 2008 Titans, the question has become "Who will finally bring them down?"

Remember, we were supposed to lose to Indianapolis because we wouldn't be able to stop Peyton Manning, and also because Indianapolis winning the AFC South is just the natural order of things. We were supposed to lose to Green Bay because we wouldn't be able to run the ball. And we were DEFINITELY supposed to lose to Chicago for that same reason. They're already saying we're going to lose to Jacksonville because we won't be able to shut down Maurice Jones-Drew. If we beat Jacksonville, they'll predict us to lose to the New York Jets because, I don't know, we'll be too in awe of Brett Favre or something. I bet they'll even come up with a reason why we'll lose to the winless Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving (because it'll be too cold up there?).

On the one hand, I know that what the talking heads say doesn't matter. The Titans feed off of the disrespect; they like to be able to prove everyone wrong. And it's always better to be underappreciated than overrated in the long run. In addition, the Titans don't have celebrity players the way the Patriots had Tom Brady and how the Giants have Eli Manning (although Kerry Collins and Albert Haynesworth are getting much deserved recognition now, and Chris Johnson is certainly a budding superstar). It gives the media less to work with, but it suits the Titans, who understand fully well that there is no "I" in "team" (and there's definitely no "Ocho Cinco" in there either).

But it's pretty apparent that the sports media would rather the Titans not go undefeated and not go to the Super Bowl. We're a small market after all, especially compared to the Patriots' market. We certainly don't have the history or the fan base that the Giants or the Steelers do. The more we win, the more they'll be forced to cover us or move our games to Sunday night. That means less national ratings for them, even if the Titans do go undefeated and you can frame it around that storyline.

It's just not as compelling of a story for those elitist Yankees.

But you know what will be compelling? Watching Eli Manning getting stuffed by Albert Haynesworth in Tampa.

When You're In A Hole

The first thing you need to do is to stop digging:


A white supremacist charged with plotting a killing spree that would include President-elect Barack Obama wants his indictment dismissed, arguing that the federal grand jury that charged him had too many black members.


Because I can guarantee you that the average Caucasian wouldn't look at someone with a shaved head and a swastika tattoo without thinking to themselves, "No, nothing out of the ordinary there." So of course it's just blacks who are "counter-racist" or something!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Obama And Oh, Bibi, Part 2

Ok, perhaps Barack Obama and Benyamin "Bibi" Netanyahu will get along better than thought.

Netanyahu recently launched his official campaign website for his bid to become Prime Minister. Even if you don't like Netanyahu, or don't know much about Israeli politics, or don't understand Hebrew (because I don't understand it either), you should definitely check out his website.

Look at the way it's all laid out. Remind you of anything?

Netanyahu's people are denying they either deliberately or subconsciously lifted the website design. But I'd daresay that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

(By the way, read the comments on the YNet page. It gives some great hilarious insight into the minds of the Christian Right's Israeli equivalent. These are people who sincerely believe that Netanyahu is a left-wing appeaser, and would probably consider Attila the Hun to be a centrist. Perhaps they would consider taking Sarah Palin off our hands?)

Once More Into The Breach

And then I swear I'm done going into the breach for the time being, at least until we get more information on the possible challenger to the TNDP chairmanship...which may or may not be forthcoming very soon...

Via the KNS and Kleinheider, we have somewhat of an explanation for the staff situation.

Gray Sasser said today he has decided, as many anticipated, against seeking reelection as state Democratic Party chairman and that least three party staff members will be leaving before his term expires in January.

The three are Michael Gass, the party’s technology coordinator; Janet Meek, East Tennessee field director; and Wade Munday, press secretary, Sasser said.

All three held positions with their salaries funded by the Democratic National Committee under a “state partnership” program established by outgoing Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean. The funds run out on Nov. 30.

First, I'll just say that after all of that talk about how they wanted to keep bloggers as part of the conversation, they're sure doing their damndest not to tell any of us directly what's going on. But thank you, nonpartisan paper and conservative blogjammer, for keeping the liberals informed.

But as for more substantive matters, as much as I'd like to move past this issue now that Sasser is stepping down and we can look forward to new leadership, I'm going to keep asking these questions until we get an answer, because it's indicative of a problem that goes far beyond one person.

Why does the TNDP not have a full-time communications person? Why don't we have a full-time technology coordinator, or a person who just oversees East Tennessee developments? Why are we so dependent on DNC funding that we can't field a full staff without it? Again, I haven't heard about mass layoffs in any other state parties, even though they're presumably set to lose funding too.

Building communications networks, integrating new technological innovations, crafting winning messages, building up the Democratic brand--these are not things that we should only be doing in conjunction with a major election cycle. If you're not doing these in the off years, then by the time you get to the election season, it's already too late. We do, in fact, need people doing this full-time, as a regular job. If I weren't buried under a million pages of Property reading and a Legal Research exam right now, I'd volunteer to do it. As for the DNC funding, you don't get more money unless you've already proven that you can sustain a ground operation on your own. It sounds counter-intuitive (don't people like us need more money since we're the ones in such bad shape?), but the DNC wants to invest in potential winners, just like anyone else.

I stil do blame Sasser for the failure to keep anyone on message in this election cycle, but I realize that these are systemic problems that go way beyond him. And it's a problem that cannot be fixed simply by changing the chairman. The entire structure of the TNDP needs to be rebuilt, fast.

UPDATE: Grantham was talking and made an interesting point:

If the TNDP can do one thing to reconnect with Tennessee voters it's to make a heavy investment in online communication infrastructure. Without a message and consistent voice that connects with voters, fundraising will continue to decline. Without engaging online tools that harness the passion of grassroots activists, the party will continue to yield to defeat.

Whoever new Tennessee Democratic Party chair will be, they should convene several meetings with bloggers across the state and find out what online tools they want to see deployed. The party should also enlist bloggers to help raise the funds it will take to get there and set a goal to have the new online infrastructure in place within one year. There is no reason every liberal blogger in Tennessee can't give at least $20 to get things started, but nothing would demonstrate a commitment to winning more than the new chair taking a first year pay cut to match that fundraising effort.

$20? Shoot, I'll give more than that. But of course, this doesn't work if you don't have full-time communications and technology coordinators, solely devoted to that purpose; or if you only focus on these efforts right before an election.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I Prefer Rye In Bread

Here's a new addition to the Tennessee liberal blogosphere, that group of people who just sit in their parents' basements in their pajamas. My friend Calvin Rye has started a new blog, "Planet Rye." Go over there for some good political musings and pictures of baby animals.

And I'm not just linking because of this:

Goldni is right.
ACK is wrong.


Seriously, go check out Planet Rye.

It Was Bound To Happen Sooner Or Later

Oh boy, this is going to make the religious conspiracy theorists who are convinced that Obama is the Antichrist go crazy!

We've seen Jesus and the Virgin Mary appear in several different types of food, and of course everyone in Nashville knows about the Nun Bun, which should certainly be used as affirmative evidence in Mother Teresa's canonization process.

But this was bound to happen sooner or later. I present--Hope Toast:


I didn't see it at first, but the ears give it away. And I guess it does sort of look like the Shepard Fairey posters. This is proof that the Obamessiah is the Antichrist, of course. He's trying to impersonate Jesus by making his image appear on breakfast foods!

The auction ends tomorrow. You can have the Hope Toast for the low, low price of $200 as of writing.

That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It

Almost 24 hours after I heard the original story, all hell continues to break loose in Tennessee (at least in the online version of it), with no official word yet from those who could make it all stop.

First, read Vibinc here and here. One little bit of reassurance could make all of this speculation go away. And yes, the floggings will continue until morale improves, I'll be the one holding the whip.

Kleinheider weighs in again as well:

The point that I was trying to make here is that the TNDP is only likely to go a month or so without a communications director, if that. Do you really need a someone sending press release over Christmas, months after the election and before the legislature goes into session?

(Puts on Mike Byrd hat) Well OF COURSE Kleinheider would say that, he's totally in the tank for the GOP and does nothing but parrot Bill Hobbs' press releases! He's probably relishing the idea of the Democrats being unable to respond to the GOP's attacks for several months! (takes off Mike Byrd hat)

In all seriousness, yes, you do need a communications person right now, when your communications network is completely broken. Even if that position was solely funded by the DNC, why don't we have a full-time communications director anyway? And does anyone really think that TNGOP communications director Bill Hobbs is going to be taking the whole month of December off? He's probably got a few "OMG the lib'ruls are stealing Christmas!" press releases ready to go.

If it's a money issue that somehow still allows the Sassers to draw their salary, well then someone needs to take a pay cut right now.

Anyway, I think I've about exhausted this story for now. There is still some confusion as to what is going on. But I'm sticking to my story until I have any reason to believe it's not true.

And to the remnants of the TNDP--if this is not true, then my email address is on my profile page. I look forward to hearing from you.


The Tennessee "All Hell Is Breaking Loose" Roundup

Kleinheider offers another potential explanation for why the entire TNDP got fired yesterday:


The news came down in the last week that all “State Partnership” position funding is coming to an end. These positions are currently funded by the DNC (not the TNDP) as part of Howard Dean’s 50 state strategy. Dean is stepping down as Chair of the Democratic National Committee so whether this funding continues to flow to the state party will ultimately be determined by the new chair of the National party. It could be temporary, it could be permanent.

Either way, in January, a new chairman of the Tennessee Democratic Party will also be chosen. Presumably, at that point, the new TNDP chairman will have some idea of where his funding will be coming from and whether his payroll will be benefiting from a continuation of of the Dean policy or not.

At that point he will hire up and replenish the staff. The TNDP will not go without a communications director for more than a month and the “newly hired” communications director could just as easily be Wade Munday himself as it could be whomever the new Chair decides.

Without giving too much away...that's not what I was told. I had heard rumors of all of this yesterday afternoon, but I confirmed it with people directly involved in this situation before I posted anything. I was told that this was a funding measure, but there was nothing about the DNC funding, nor any indication that the "shedding of the staff" was anticipated. If it were that simple, that they just couldn't continue without DNC funding, then you would hear about stuff like this happening in plenty of other states, but you're not.

At any rate, most of the liberal bloggers in Tennessee got a very friendly e-mail from Wade Munday yesterday asking us for our input, how the TNDP could better utilize us and how we could help craft the message. It didn't sound like an email from someone who knew he would be out of a job in a few weeks; why would it matter to him at that point? That's why I'm having trouble believing that this was all expected and part of the plan.

The explanation that Kleinheider was given just doesn't add up. Is the TNDP really so broke that it's become wholly dependent on DNC funding? Wouldn't it make more sense to keep the staff on as best you can, in order to make the transition to a new staff under a new chairman go more smoothly? And why would you fire your communications director at a time when you need to be crafting your message and keeping the communications faucet open? We heard this morning that Gray Sasser is apparently considering running for the chairmanship again, wouldn't the more plausible explanation be that he's doing this to make it look like he's "shaking things up" before he runs?

Newscoma has more information on that point:

Point blank, I’ve heard that the purge was done due to lack of the office’s lack of participation around the state although Munday tried yesterday. I also heard there are some very unhappy elected officials in party who were shocked to learn that their areas, outside of metropolitan ones, were basically ignored. The areas of their constituents.

Don’t mess with a politician’s constituents, campers. Especially when they have tried to engage the party’s office.

If that's true then I would certainly support a shake-up, but like I've been saying, a shake-up needs to start with the top.

Our friends at the Knoxville News Sentinel (including the guy whose name I plagiarized) weigh in with some very good reccomendations. And Randy Neal at KnoxNews raises one of the most interesting points:

Personally, I don't think Wade Munday's email (which he asked be kept private) had anything to do with anything except as a response to the recent blog chatter. I also think there's more than meets the eye.

I also think it's ironic they are funneling info through Kleinheider, who ain't exactly the Democrat's friend. Instead of enlisting a sympathetic and willing bunch of bloggers to help them spin the party line, they let everyone speculate and rumor-gate and then feed opposition-friendlies the scoop.


Hey, whatever's left of the TNDP--come out with a statement, let us know what's going on. You said just yesterday (before all hell broke loose) that you wanted bloggers to be "part of the conversation". Well, the conversation is feeling a little one-sided at this point. I love Kleinheider, but we're supposed to be your allies here. I'll take Randy's advice to chill in the meantime, but you're just showing off some of that incompetence that you honed in this election cycle.


Monday, November 10, 2008

Obama And Oh, Bibi

Newsweek describes the possible relationship between President-elect Barack Obama and likely new (old?) Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin "Bibi" Netanyahu, as that of a VERY odd couple:

One morning this past summer, Barack Obama sat down around a conference table in Jerusalem's King David Hotel with Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel's Likud Party. Neither man ran a country but both had high hopes. The talk was "like a hypothetical business discussion" among "two people who knew they might be working together," says a Netanyahu associate who was present but requested anonymity to speak freely. But that's where the similarities stop. Netanyahu, 59, is an unreconstructed hawk, raised in the cold war's shadow. Obama listened politely, but the gap was obvious. "Obama, clearly, is a product of a new age," says the Israeli.

There's an optimistic way and a pessimistic way of looking at how Obama and Netanyahu might get along. If you're really optimistic, then you can point to how some of the most substantive steps towards a final peace in the region have been undertaken by hawks. What would be considered concessions and surrendering when done by doves suddenly looks brave and bold when done by hawks. It's important to remember, Yitzhak Rabin was no peacenik when he first came to power. And of course, it was the biggest hawk of all, Ariel Sharon, who carried out the disengagement from Gaza. I'm hard-pressed to think of any other Israeli politician who would have had the credibility to pull that off.

So, if you're an optimist, you can hope that MAYBE Bibi has grown older and wiser in his time in the Likud minority, that he'll act more pragmatically this time around, and that he knows that a tougher, more involved U.S. president will force him not to stray from previous agreements. At the very least, he's signalled a willingness to accept Obama's leadership on the issue.

If you're a pessimist, then Netanyahu brings the Christian Right a bit closer to achieving their end-times fantasy.

Question For The TNGOP

I have a pet issue that hasn't gotten anywhere under the Democrats in Tennessee, and I was wondering if now that the GOP has control of the State House, if we'll see any movement on it.

It's a great issue for the GOP. You guys want smaller government and less nanny-statism, right? You want to clean out the lobbyists and the special interests from the Capitol, right? You want to find ways of increasing state revenue without raising taxes, don't you? You ultimately believe that individuals need to take responsibility for their own actions and that the government putting regulations on everything only discourages that, no?

I've got an issue for you that will fulfill all of those conservative principles. Now that you're in control of the State House, once you're finished taking ownership of our ovaries and kicking gay people out of the state, could y'all find it in yourselves to please legalize the sale of wine in grocery stores? It's a win-win, it would be a way to fulfill all the conservative values I mentioned above, and the increased availability of wine will be a way to help the rest of us cope with our new overlords.

I mean, we all know you'll just bend over and take it from the churches (who are ADAMANTLY opposed to alcohol...except for beer...and Jack...and really any kind of whiskey). But the Democrats didn't have the cajones to stand up to the liquor lobby and repeal these anti-consumer regulations, so the question is, does the GOP?

Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Toots' Funeral

I know, I know, these people crave attention and it's best to ignore them. But this odious excuse for a church (and yes, I'm aware that they don't speak for most Baptists) will be headed to the funeral of Madelyn Dunham, Barack Obama's grandmother, to spread their hate:

NEWS RELEASE

WBC to picket the funeral of Madelyn Payne Dunham, - pursuant to the picketing laws of Hawaii or Kansas or, etc., wherever burial occurs, - in religious protest and warning to the living; to wit: "Prepare to meet thy God...
If the Obamas themselves will be at the funeral, that means there will be quite a bit of Secret Service in tow. Fred Phelps has squared off with counter-protesters, motorcycle gangs, and police departments from coast to coast, but if the Secret Service is there, he'll be lucky to be allowed onto the same Hawaiian island as Toots is buried on.

I'm straight, but when this pathetic excuse for a man finally dies (and won't he be surprised to find that the afterlife is a lot hotter and more fiery than he thought it would be), in order to best honor his life and his work, I think I'll go kiss another girl just for the hell of it.

Bad News For The TNDP And A Challenger To Chip

I've just learned through my sources that in a "cost-cutting measure" to leave the state party in "sound fiscal shape", the Tennessee Democratic Party has apparently decided to fire their entire staff, except for Chairman Gray Sasser, Executive Director Kim Sasser Hayden, and office manager Vionne Williams.

Several progressive Tennessee bloggers received an email this morning from (now former) TNDP Communications Director Wade Munday, to see how we could better work with the state party and what we need from them. The most common theme that came up in the responses was that we are happy to promote their message, but we need communication from them on a more regular basis. Well, it looks like we won't be getting ANY communication in the near future, since the people who could provide those messages are now out of a job!

I understand the need to bring in new blood, but to borrow my dad's catchphrase, this is unacceptable. The change to the TNDP needs to start at the top, not with the regular staff who are just doing their jobs. While firing all of your staff may make it look like you're effecting radical change, in this case it's really just another way of shifting the blame for what happened last week. Chairman Sasser, the first step towards recovery is ADMITITNG YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. You're not admitting it, you're just pointing fingers.

You can count me among those who don't believe for one second that this is solely an economic measure. Although if it is, and the TNDP really is in that bad of financial straits, then what does it say about current TNDP treasurer and aspirant to the chairmanship, Chip Forrester? He's a good Democrat, but he's still part of that same group who only know how to preserve the status quo.

Which brings me to my second piece of news. I'm not at liberty to name names, but a coalition of young Democrats in East Tennessee will be presenting a challenger to the chairmanship on Friday. This is a group that recognizes the need for new blood in the TNDP and the need for a shake-up of the leadership. There will be more information given out by the end of the week. Stay tuned...

With All Due Respect To The Dorks

Another take on Anonymous-Commenter-Gate, as I'm now calling it:

The issue isn’t whether TN Dems sell themselves as “Republican lite.” They campaign on poll tested issues like everyone else, mostly of local import to their districts. (Though I think they rely too heavily at times on the legacy of Dem party affiliation in rural West TN). The idea is to effectively sell a moderate/conservative Democrat to a very conservative population.

You will not get to win most of these non-Metropolitian districts with your dream progressive candidate. If your goal is to take back the State House then you will have to get on board with those moderates or forever be disgruntled. If your concern is a strong Dem party in TN you have to be willing to work with them and not have a hissy fit every time a Democratic candidate says he/she loves guns. If you don’t want to support those candidates, fine. Jim Hawkins, Nat Vaughn, they’re no Paul Wellstone but they aren’t Joe Lieberman either. Consider the alternatives.

I don't think anyone is arguing that all candidates need to fit a certain standard of progressiveness, and that moderates and conservatives are not welcome in the party. I'm certainly not arguing that. But yes, in fact, there is a fine line between being a conservative or a moderate and being "Republican lite." If you're running on issues that are of hyper-local importance, then what you need to do is show how you as a moderate or a conservative Democrat would do the best job of handling those issues, not just why the Republicans would be worse. And if the top of the ticket really is hurting you in a downticket race, then you have an even stronger reason to define yourself independently. The criticism of Sasser comes from an inability to understand how one can simultaneously blame Obama for hurting downticket races by being a liberal and blame him for not coming here to campaign.

In the aftermath of the 2006 Congressional elections, we were left with a very good example of how Democrats can win in the South, and no, it did not involve a certain former Congressman from Memphis. Democrats in Virginia had pulled off the unthinkable in getting Jim Webb elected to the U.S. Senate. He's well to the right of most other Democrats in the Senate, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more pro-gun rights Democrat. But he got elected by defining himself on his own terms, rather than on the Republicans' terms. He ran on a message of economic populism without descending into the hot-button issue cesspool that the Republicans use to rally their base. He effectively explained why he as a Democrat would be better for Virginia, without merely saying he'd be better because he's not a Republican. And that's why he won.

Tennessee Democrats didn't do that in this election cycle. They didn't affirmatively explain the difference that they as Democrats could make, only that they were not as bad as the Republicans. Pete Kotz got their effective motto correct--"We're slightly less weird about guns, God, and abortion!" I was on the Becky Ruppe e-mail list, I got a lot of messages about gays and guns (against and pro, respectively) but not a whole lot about the budget or taxes or schools. I would imagine that those issues are of local importance too.

What I'm trying to say is, if you're a conservative Democrat who loves guns and is against abortion, more power to you. Glad to have you on our side. But now explain what makes you different from your Republican opponent. This shouldn't be too difficult; even Lincoln Davis, who votes with the Republicans 66% of the time, is able to do it:



Really, the above video ought to be required video for any Democrat running for office in rural Tennessee.

So in conclusion, Dork, I don't feel like I'm imposing my ultra-liberal ideology on anyone else and trying to impose strict party orthodoxy in this instance. I don't think it's so much to ask that Democratic candidates for office be able to define themselves as different from the Republicans.

A Change It Is A-Coming

In the next few months, there will be quite a bit of partisan wrangling over how to fix problems such as the economy, health care, and the war in Iraq.

Other issues, however, will be a bit easier to solve:

Transition advisers to President-elect Barack Obama have compiled a list of about 200 Bush administration actions and executive orders that could be swiftly undone to reverse the president on climate change, stem cell research, reproductive rights and other issues, according to congressional Democrats, campaign aides and experts working with the transition team.

Because these were done solely through the executive branch, Obama could overturn these with a simple executive order, rather than having Congress. The list of what they're considering overturning reads like a list of different cuts of red meat for the base:

Obama himself has signaled, for example, that he intends to reverse Bush's controversial limit on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, a decision that scientists say has restrained research into some of the most promising avenues for defeating a wide array of diseases such as Parkinson's. Bush's August 2001 decision pleased religious conservatives who have moral objections to the use of cells from days-old human embryos, which are destroyed in the process.

But Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.) said that during Obama's final swing through her state in October, she reminded him that because the restrictions were never included in legislation, Obama "can simply reverse them by executive order." Obama, she said, "was very receptive to that." Opponents of the restrictions have already drafted an executive order he could sign.

The new president is also expected to lift a so-called global gag rule barring international family planning groups that receive U.S. aid from counseling women about the availability of abortion, even in countries where the procedure is legal, said Cecile Richards, spokeswoman for Planned Parenthood Federation of America. When Bill Clinton took office in 1993, he rescinded the Reagan-era regulation, known as the Mexico City Policy, but Bush reimposed it.

It cannot be understated how dangerous and short-sighted the global gag rule is. It limits the free speech of family-planning groups abroad receiving U.S. funding by preventing them from dispensing medically accurate information. Many of these groups won't even distribute or give information about regular forms of contraception for fear of running afoul of the gag rule. Meanwhile, thousands of women die each year from unsafe abortions. Such a policy would be unconstitutional if it were imposed within the U.S., and I'm glad that Obama will fulfill his promise to repeal it immediately.

Other actions he'll immediately undertake include recognizing California's right to place its own limits on carbon emissions. States rights and all that.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Relishing The Moment

Although we're almost a week removed from one of the most historic nights in my life, it's still great to go back and re-live the moment when everything changed.

Here is a video of all of the news networks calling the election, and the subsequent reaction. My favorite part of it is Karl Rove on Fox News charting out the path to a McCain victory that involved him winning Ohio, only to be interrupted by a Fox anchor calling Ohio for Obama:




And here's a video made by one of my cousin's friends. They go to school in Chicago, they went to Iowa to campaign for Obama, and they were in Grant Park on Election Night:

What Happens When You Assume

The Titans are not as good as their record.

They're only undefeated because they've played bad teams.

They can't win if you shut down the running game and force Kerry Collins to throw.

Kerry Collins really isn't that great of a quarterback. He's a good game manager but doesn't have the arm to take the Titans deep into the season. All he ever does is hand the ball off to the running backs.

The Titans can't win if they get behind early.

The Titans defense has been good so far, but they'll be weakened by injuries to Kyle Vanden Bosch and Keith Bulluck.

The Titans won't be able to stop Devin Hester or Matt Forte. If they beat Chicago, it'll only be because Sexy Rexy is starting at QB instead of Kyle Orton.

They're not going to get to 9-0.

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What happens when you assume, as the "experts" do, is that you make an ass of u and me.

The Titans just went up against one of the best rush defenses in the league, and they were held to a grand total of 21 yards of rushing. Which would have been devastating for any team that relies so heavily on the running game, right?

Except that Kerry Collins had easily his best passing day of the season, with 289 yards, 2 passing touchdowns, and no interceptions. Four receivers averaged more than 10 yards per pass, with Bo Scaife and Justin Gage each catching a touchdown pass and Brandon Jones catching passes that would have given Randy Moss or Terrell Owens problems.

Da Bears scored on the first drive, and the Titans appeared to have no answer for Matt Forte. They went 3-and-out several times and didn't score until the second quarter. And then went on to score two more touchdowns. Da Bears were forced to punt 8 straight times, didn't score again until the fourth quarter, and were stopped on a key 4th down at the end. With Vanden Bosch out and Bulluck limited.

And at the end of the day, Jevon Kearse put a piece of tape across the "90" on his jersey.

Not 90. 9-0.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Everyone Loves Me Today!

It's always a nice feeling to know that there are those who understand what I'm getting at and that I'm not, in fact, going insane. Just know that for future reference, if you're going to attack bloggers for simply trying to do what we can, at least have the balls to attach your name to it.

Your assigned reading for the weekend:

--Katie Allison Granju

--Aunt B.

--R. Neal at KnoxViews

Feel Good Friday--The World DOES Revolve Around Me

This is probably my favorite song to come out this year. I love the funky sound and the message. And I too am not convinced that I'm a big fat bore.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

JINX!!

Crap crap crap!


Players and coaches on Vanderbilt’s football team insist they’re not focused on trying to get bowl-eligible. Even so, the bowls have not turned their attention from the Commodores.

Representatives from the Chick-fil-A Bowl and the Captial One Bowl will be on hand Saturday when the Commodores host Florida (7 p.m., ESPN). It will be VU’s fourth attempt to get its all-important sixth victory, the minimum required for a team to participate in a bowl game.


Discussing bowl games or having bowl game representatives visit this game is a jinx of unspeakable proportions! I think we Vandy fans let the 5-0 record go to our heads, but we got a cold splash of reality after losing three straight. We can't discuss this until we get to win #6. But since we're already jinxed I'm going to discuss it anyway.

What's especially embarrassing is that these bowl representatives are going to be watching a game in which Vanderbilt is going to be massacred. Did you see what Florida did to Kentucky and Georgia? It would be understandable if these were bowl representatives were coming to watch Florida, but Florida is on a pretty clear path to a BCS game. They'll clinch the SEC East after drubbing us on Saturday, setting up a showdown with Alabama for the SEC Championship. The winner of that game will almost certainly go to the BCS Championship, with the loser going to whichever BCS game had been reserved for the SEC.

The Capital One (formerly Citrus) Bowl would then go to the #3 team in the SEC. That would mean Vanderbilt would have to leap-frog over both LSU and Georgia to get there. Not going to happen. Not even in the best case scenario of winning out after getting killed by Florida and finishing 8-4. We would still have lost to Georgia, so they'd have to completely collapse to not finish ahead of us.

The Chick-Fil-A (formerly Peach) Bowl might be a more likely scenario. Let's say that Georgia goes to the Capital One Bowl and LSU goes to the Cotton Bowl, or vice versa. That would put Vanderbilt in place to go to the Chick-Fil-A Bowl. But that assumes two things--that Vanderbilt wins out (after Florida) and that neither Kentucky nor South Carolina manage to get ahead of us in the standings.

If Vanderbilt doesn't win out and goes 6-6 or 7-5, then we'd be looking at the Music City Bowl. Which I'd be THRILLED about, especially if we get to play UMiami!

But my point is, the fact that we are even having this conversation and that bowl representatives are watching us is a certain jinx.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Gray Sasser--The Democrats' Phil Fulmer

Earlier this week, University of Tennessee football coach Phil Fulmer stepped down after 16 seasons at the helm of the Volunteers. He had a winning record and a program that produced NFL-quality talent, but after awhile he had grown lazy and complacent, he hadn't recruited the necessary talent, and he was no longer focused on winning championships but rather just winning enough to be bowl-eligible. The Vols came to the realization that in order to get back into winning form, they'd need to bring in a new and innovative leader to shake up the system.

I've met Gray Sasser several times. He's a nice person and a good Democrat. But after last night's beatdown in the State House at the hands of the Republicans, it's become pretty apparent that he is now the Phil Fulmer of Tennessee Democrats. And just like the coach, I believe that the time has come for Gray Sasser to step down for the good of the team.

To be sure, Phil Bredesen bears some of the blame for what happened. He's the one with money and capital that could have made a difference for at least a few candidates. But he chose, instead, to sit on his hands and talk about Wal-Mart and Waffle House. And now we're at the mercy of his veto pen for the next two years, at which point Bill Frist will be only too happy to relieve him of that burden.

But I do believe that most of the blame falls on Sasser. It's not Bredesen's job to recruit candidates and help them win, after all. What we saw this year was a group of uninspiring candidates who had no chance against the Republican juggernaut. Yes, Bill Hobbs and Robin Smith are heinous individuals. But at least they're organized, enthusiastic, efficient heinous individuals.

Reading the Nashville Scene's interview with Sasser infuriated me even more. On Obama:

In a lot of our rural areas, we ran into a very strong headwind at the top of the ticket, and a lot of our legislative candidates who ran some really strong races lost by only hundreds of votes.


But then he goes on to say:

But let me say this, Barack Obama I think is right now at his low point in Tennessee. A lot of Tennesseans don’t know Barack Obama because of the way the campaign was focused on other states.


So which is it? Did we lose because we had this ultra-liberal at the top, or because that ultra-liberal didn't campaign here enough? Apparently, some Senate Democrats think it's the latter. If it is the latter, then perhaps someone should have spoken up when Bredesen basically told Obama not to come here. And if it's the former, then it was your job to focus on why each specific candidate should be elected, rather than keep the focus on the top of the ticket.

On the effect of the Obama election on Tennessee politics:

One of the things we have to do is build on the foundation that Obama helped us lay here. We need to identify these new people and make sure we get them plugged into taking back the state House and taking back the state Senate.


I've heard that before, in the form of "we want to get young people involved." It's a lie. It makes for a nice talking point, but there has been no action on that front and I don't anticipate seeing any anytime soon.

On bloggers:

It’s easy so sit on the sidelines and throw stones or be an anonymous blogger out there and take potshots at people in the political game


It's also easy to throw stones when you hand the stones to us, while wearing a sign that says "Stone me." You know who else shows a similar disdain for bloggers and YouTube and all that other stuff these kids do nowadays? John McCain. Remind me how his week has gone?

On the new Republican majority:

Q: What’s going to happen with the Republicans in charge of the legislature?

Sasser: I’m worried that they will try to advance a hard-right agenda. I would think it would be a mistake for the Republicans to move far to the right very quickly. You would hope that they would try to work with this governor, who has done a great job of managing our fiscal situation.

Q: What would a hard-right agenda mean exactly?

Sasser: Are they going to model their governance after people like Rep. Stacey Campfield or more like Lamar Alexander and Bob Corker?

Uh, why would they listen to you on this, exactly? Why would they bother with Bredesen, who's a lame duck anyway? Why would they defer to Corker and Lamar!, who aren't up for re-election until 2012 and 2014 respectively?

Guess what? As Aunt B. so devastatingly illustrates it, Campfield and Mumpower and their friends are in charge now. We are going to see a far-right agenda, whether you think that imprudent or not. Everything from abortion and gay rights to fiscal policy is going to fit neatly into the far-right agenda. And Bill Hobbs probably already has press releases written explaining why all of their positions are now mainstream.

And here's my fear, Mr. Sasser. Are you and the remaining Democrats going to fight back against the far-right agenda, show why Campfield and Mumpower are outside of the mainstream, and stand up for Democratic values? Somehow, I don't think you will. I think you and so many other Tennessee Democrats are so used to trying to out-Republican the Republicans that you don't know what else to do. So you'll meekly go along with whatever they want, all in the name of "bipartisanship," you'll continue to lose because you don't stand for anything, and then you'll be scratching your head once again two years from now.

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When I was younger, my father taught me how to play blackjack. He taught me a very important lesson in the game, which I think applies to politics and life in general as well. In blackjack, you can't play not to lose; you have to play to win. If you have a 16 and the dealer has a 9 showing, you have to hit, even though the odds are you'll bust. But you'll lose against the dealer's 19 anyway, so you have to take the chance that the next card is a 5 or lower.

The central problem the TNDP had in this election cycle is that they were playing not to lose. Rather than trying to advance a Democratic majority, they were trying to simply retain the seats we had and keep the powder dry until the 2010 Governor's race. While North Carolina (and hopefully Georgia) Democrats knocked off sitting Republican U.S. Senators, and a Kentucky Democrat came close to knocking off the Senate Minority Leader, the TNDP chose instead to barely put up a fight against Lamar! Alexander. The one candidate who could have self-financed, Mike McWherter, was told not to run. Again, that was Phil Bredesen's doing, but it's the job of the TNDP to convince good candidates why they should run. Bob Tuke is a nice guy, but he never had a chance.

One other thing--Rosalind Kurita. I'm glad Tim Barnes won that race in the end, and am hopeful that now that Ron Ramsey doesn't need Kurita for a majority in the Senate anymore, he'll simply agree to seat Barnes rather than start the whole mess back up again (of course, he may do that just to rub salt in the wound, but if he does seat Barnes, then maybe Kurita will finally see of how little use she really is to her new Republican friends). But from my vantage point, the TNDP allowed itself to be completely distracted by the Kurita issue, even after the primary results had been thrown out. Every few days came a new angry anti-Kurita press release. Perhaps if Sasser had spent a little more time campaigning for people like Vaughn and Ruppe and less time going after a write-in candidate, things could have turned out differently. Oh whoops, did I just throw a stone from the sidelines?

There is one bright spot I see among state Democrats. Chattanooga wisely re-elected Andy Berke to the Senate. He's someone who proves that we can win even in East Tennessee by articulating a clear message and sticking to core progressive values. Look to people like him for an example of what we should be doing, rather than to the same good ol' boys club in Nashville.

So I guess the remaining question is, what exactly has Sasser done for us lately, and what specifically will he do in the future?

Hey, at least Phil Fulmer won a national championship.


Victory For Reproductive Freedom, Part 2

As mentioned last night, Colorado and South Dakota both voted down draconian anti-abortion measures, and California voted down a measure to require parental notification for minors receiving an abortion. While all this was going on, America elected a President who is committed to reproductive choice. There were no huge instances of Obama trying to pander to the right on this issue, although he did a far superior job than many Democratic candidates have of expressing his desire to cut the number of abortions through substantive reforms. In other words, there was no question of where he stood on the issue of choice, yet the majority backed him anyway.

What does all that mean? I may be overly optimistic, but it seems that the battle over abortion has receded, at least on a larger scale. The question isn't over whether or not abortion should be legal, but what kind of restrictions there should be, and what is the best way to reduce their number. The majority opinion in this country no longer seems to question the legality of abortion. Let's face it, if you can't get a bill banning abortions passed in South Freaking Dakota, your odds of getting it passed anywhere outside of the South are pretty slim.

Speaking of which, one place where the fight won't go away is here in Tennessee. Thanks to our inept state Democratic Party (which will be discussed in a later post), the Republicans now control both houses of the legislature, and are determined to bring up measures such as SJR 127 now that they have a majority to get it out of committee. In other words, if you value your right to make medical decisions for yourself rather than having the government decide for you, you're at the mercy of Phil Bredesen's veto pen for the next two years (and after that, in all likelihood, you're on your own). But you can take comfort in knowing that they're doing it because the rest of America doesn't represent "mainstream America" as much as Tennessee does. If I had my way, mainstream America would be confined to a bunker somewhere outside of Knoxville.

But for the majority of America which in fact hates America and is outside of the mainstream, last night was a pretty resounding win for the right to choose. On another front, I'm saddened by the passage of Proposition 8 in California, but am heartened to know that voters under 30 voted very strongly against it. It's of course no comfort to those who had their rights taken away by a majority vote, but I really feel that the fight over gay marriage is like civil rights in that it's going to be a generational fight.

I Wish We Could Let It Go

Really, I wish we could. I wish we could just let Sarah Palin go back into Alaskan obscurity and never have to speak her name again, at least not until either a) she runs for President in 2012 or b) she makes an appearance on "Dancing With the Stars".

But she's not going without a parting "WTF?"



According to Fox News, normally a great supporter of Palin, she not only did not realize that Africa is a continent, not a country, but she didn't know which countries are part of NAFTA. Here's a hint--there's only two others besides us, and one of them BORDERS ALASKA!

If McCain put her on the ticket knowing all of this, then he really didn't put "country first."

On a more serious note, after speaking with some Republican friends today, it's become pretty apparent what a split there is within the Republican Party on the national level. You have people like my friends, folks from New York and Chicago who follow the neoconservative lines on foreign policy and who think Obama is going to take all their money, but don't really care much about social issues, or in fact lean more to the left on them. They fully blame Palin for the loss and now want her to just go away. On the other hand, you have people in Tennessee and the rest of the South who see her as Our Lady of Wasilia, a conservative prophetess who can do no wrong. The responsiblity for losing the election rests on McCain for not being conservative enough. I'll be interested whether they'll figure out a way to unite around a common cause besides just mutual hatred for President Obama, or whether they'll continue to cannabalize each other.

For now, I'm content to just watch, and hope I never have to speak the name of Sarah Palin again.

Ridiculous Comment Of The Day

Has actually nothing to do with politics:


Kerry Collins has been a capable replacement for Vince Young. But does he have the receivers to help the Titans if they find themselves in a comeback situation in an important game? The Titans lack the ingredients to play come-from-behind football.


Um, Mr. Sports Expert, think back to one week ago to Monday Night Football when the Titans beat the Colts. The Titans were down 14-6 in the third quarter, and our running game had been completely shut down by the Indy defense. While no one would say that Kerry Collins has an arm like Peyton Manning's, he effectively threw short passes to move the ball down the field. The Titans proceeded to score 18 unanswered points to beat the Colts. This past weekend, Green Bay outplayed Tennessee for most of the game, but the Titans simply hung on and wore them down to win in overtime.

Do the Titans need work at wide receiver? Absolutely. Does that mean that we can't play come-from-behind football and that we're doomed, DOOMED? Hell no!

Just watch, after we beat Da Bears on Sunday, all these "experts" will claim that it wasn't because the Titans are good, but because Kyle Orton is injured. I guarantee it.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Upstate New York Shout-Out

I'd be remiss if I went to bed without extending my congratulations to the new Congressman from New York's 29th district (compromising the Corning-Elmira area), Eric Massa.

He narrowly lost this seat in 2006, when I was still at Cornell. I'm pleased as can be that he prevailed on the rising Democratic tide this year. The Central New York region has fallen on hard economic times in recent years, but I know that Eric Massa will be a tireless advocate on behalf of the hard-working people there.

Except for the ones in that America-hating liberal hippie commune Ithaca. Who needs them?

:)

Proposition A Update

By the looks of it, Proposition A in Missouri will pass.

It's not that big a deal to me, but I still have my doubts. I hope they prove me wrong.

Still waiting on Proposition 8 in California.

An Exit Poll Number I Can Savor

According to MSNBC, when broken down by religion:

Jewish:
Obama--77%
McCain--22%

In other words, better than Kerry. Almost as much as Gore/Lieberman. An almost 20-point swing in the span of five months.

Jewish Republicans EPIC FAIL.

Oh, and another funny poll result:

2007 income more than $200,000:
Obama--52%
McCain--46%

I don't think there is any greater indicator of how bad of a campaign you ran if you lost among the people who will likely see their taxes go up under your opponent.

McCain's Concession

A very classy speech, in which he congratulates Obama, recognizes the historicity of the day, expresses sympathy for Obama's grandmothers, and accepts responsibility for his defeat.

Too bad his booing, disrespectful supporters can't show the same decency. Why do they hate America and our democracy? Obama is now your President, and you can shout "socialist" until you're blue in the face but it's not going to change that.

It's Over

It's all over.

Yes we did.

I'm exhausted right now but I will sleep better tonight than I have in a long time.

Hey guess what Bill Hobbs? That's PRESIDENT Barack Hussein Obama to you.

Victory For Reproductive Freedom

Anti-choice initiatives on the ballots in South Dakota and in Colorado, the former to almost completely ban abortion and the latter to define life from conception were both defeated tonight.

You see conservatives, while no one likes abortion, the majority of Americans do not want to see abortion banned altogether. So, sorry to say, you won't be getting a way to test state laws that oppose Roe v. Wade during this election cycle.

Speaking of the Supreme Court, do you suppose that John Paul Stevens is writing his retirement letter as we speak?

UPDATE: And just to add insult to injury, Michigan approved possession of medical marijuana. Conservatives will want to spin tonight as Obama losing due exclusively to McCain's faults, and will scream until they're blue in the face that we're still a "center-right nation." But what you're seeing now, in these numbers for Obama and these ballot initiatives, is a clear mandate for a progressive agenda.

Ohio, Oh God

Obama just won Ohio, which combined with New Mexico puts him at 200 electoral votes as I write this. And that means that even if he doesn't win any other states, the West Coast and Iowa will put him over 270.

We're going to pull this off.

Oh my God, I can't even process this right now.

Kind Of A Let-Down

I was all prepared for the worst to happen at my polling place today. I was prepared for four hour lines, for people being told their I.D.s weren't valid, for voter intimidation tactics at the hands of the Republicans, for sticking around late into the night as people still in line at 7 would still have the right to vote.

So in a way, it was almost a let-down that the only time we had bad lines was early in the morning, that almost everyone had proper I.D., and that we were able to close on time. I've heard of problems elsewhere in St. Louis, but I was assigned to a fairly small precinct, where everything went almost without a hitch. We had to have a few people fill out provisional ballots since their registration status couldn't be determined, but we got everyone through the polls smoothly and painlessly.

It was interesting to note that even though St. Louis uses both touch-screen machines and paper ballots, I think maybe 10 people the whole day used the touch-screens. Glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't trust them.

Around mid-day, I went back to my own polling place to vote. I didn't cry like some of my friends, but I sure walked out of there with a big smile on my face.

However, I think it's going to be awhile before we hear any results out of Missouri. They're saying now that it's too close to call, and I think it'll stay that way for awhile.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Programming Update, Election Eve

I can't believe this will all be over tomorrow night. God willing it'll be over at any rate, we may not get actual numbers from some states (Missouri included) until Wednesday at the earliest.

This is probably going to be my last post until tomorrow night. As I've alluded to before, I'm on the Voter Protection Team here in Missouri, and will be spending all day tomorrow (starting at 5:30 a.m.!) in North St. Louis, making sure that nothing goes wrong and that everyone who's eligible and registered to vote gets to vote. No election-stealing hijinks will happen in MY polling place!

As such, I won't be on my computer at all tomorrow. However, you don't need an Internet connection to update Twitter every few minutes! So, if you'd like to follow the adventures of a campaign poll-watcher tomorrow, I invite you to follow me on my Twitter account. I will update whenever something interesting happens.

See y'all on the other side.

Yes we can, and yes we will!

Obama Agrees With Me On College Football!

I take back what I just said about the "Boomer" interview on Monday Night Football.

One of the questions he asked Obama was what he would change about sports if he could.

His answer was that we need a playoff in college football--get rid of the BCS and have the 8 best teams duke it out.

You'll recall that I said we needed a playoff last year, when it became clear that we would not have a clear #1 team in college football. After watching the Texas-Texas Tech game last weekend, it looks as though we're headed for the same scenario this year (Alabama is #1 now, but let's be honest, we all know they don't have a prayer against Florida in the SEC Championship). I'm glad to see that Obama understands why this is a problem, and why drastic reform is needed. That's change I can believe in!

And for the record, McCain's answer was that he would stop the spread of performance-enhancing drugs. Bo-ring. Predictable.

Non-Political Story Dump

In anticipation of All Hell Breaking Loose tomorrow, here are some interesting non-political (at least non-exclusively political) stories and thoughts from today to put everyone's mind at ease:

  • It's become pretty apparent that the now 8-0 Tennessee Titans could go 16-0 and win the Super Bowl, and they'd still receive absolutely no respect. If they won the Super Bowl, the discussion would be all about how amazingly the (Giants/Redskins/Eagles) played and how gracious they were in defeat and how classless it was of the Titans to steal that undefeated honor from the 1972 Miami Dolphins. But it's ok, because it seems that whenever I have a team that starts getting a little respect, they choke on it. See the Vanderbilt Commodores circa 5-0.
  • Why must the Cleveland Browns keep screwing with my Fantasy team? First Derek Anderson stumbled, forcing me to start Kerry Collins for several weeks. But then Anderson recovered and had a great few weeks, and has powered me on a three-week winning streak in my league. But now the Browns have announced they're benching Anderson for Brady Quinn. Why? It's not Anderson's fault that his receivers can't catch. I'm in a 16-team league so there really are no starting, un-injured QBs left. I'll have to go back to starting Collins, who's a great QB in real life but is lucky to break double digits in Fantasy. Oh well, as long as he's winning; the Titans' record is really more important than me beating a bunch of boys at their own game (as I say through gritted teeth)
  • On the note of football, is anyone else a little disturbed that the last national interview for both candidates before the election will be conducted by "Boomer" from Monday Night Football?
  • Moving on to travel news, Irish discount airline Ryanair (think Southwest, but with even less amenities and with even tackier color schemes) is planning to offer transatlantic flights starting at 10 euros (just under $13). Of course, it'll be far more than that after taxes, but it'll still be far cheaper than any other airline. I flew Ryanair several times during my junior year in London (it's an Irish airline but their main hub is Stansted in London)--it's awesome. In a lot of cases, it's actually cheaper to fly Ryanair within Europe than to take a train. I flew from London to visit a friend who was studying in Krakow for just under $100 (including taxes) round-trip. Of course, I don't know how most Americans would handle a transatlantic flight where they charge you for soda and that's filled with drunks, but I hope it works out.
  • Hostess has launched a 100-calorie version of the Twinkie. They already offer 100-calorie packs of Hostess Cupcakes, but they were reluctant to tinker with the Twinkie until now. I eagerly await the introduction of the 100-calorie Fried Twinkie at state fairs across the country.
  • Cabbage Patch teamed up with Toys for Tots to raise money by making one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch dolls of each candidate to sell on eBay. Notice how much more money the Sarah Palin doll is pulling than the other three. I'll give them credit, the Palin doll actually resembles its namesake more closely than the others.
  • Best. Website. EVER! By the way, whatever happened to r0n p@u!? We haven't heard anything from him since the convention.
Ok, I failed, this turned political. But I tried :)

I'm Royally Pissed Off

It's not a big deal, but I'm still angry:

A reader sends over a copy of the Obama campaign's Missouri Voter Protection Manual, a 38-page primer on local law and campaign legal strategy that's mostly a testament to how extensive and detail-oriented Obama's legal operation is.

I'm on the Missouri Voter Protection Team, as I've mentioned before. We were e-mailed the manual over the weekend, and they went over it with us during the training sessions. They repeatedly stressed to us that this information was strictly confidential. There's nothing even remotely scandalous in there, but they wanted to keep it private. Most importantly, the memo has information about how to get in touch with the central campaign office in the event of any problems, which in the wrong hands could be devastating.

You would think that people who are either in law school right now or who have long since gotten their J.D.s would understand the meaning of the word CONFIDENTIAL. Confidential means don't share it with those not involved in the campaign and ESPECIALLY don't send it to Politico. Geez.

Endorsement Mania

Not that I have the ability to sway any votes outside of my family (with the notable exception of last summer when I convinced my LSAT tutor to vote for Karl Dean instead of David Briley for Mayor, which I still list among my greatest triumphs in life), but in case you're interested, here's who I support in every state to which I have some sort of connection:

President: Do you even need to ask?


Tennessee:

U.S. Senate: Bob Tuke. At this point, even getting 40% would be considered a win. And then let's put up a better effort in 2012.

State Senate District 4: Mike Williams

State Senate District 10: Chattanoogans, if y'all don't re-elect Andy Berke, we're giving your water to Georgia. You have been warned.

State Senate District 12: Becky Ruppe, although I'm not too optimistic about this one.

State Senate District 18: Jim Hawkins. And maybe Diane Black will agree to debate at some point after she loses.

State Senate District 22: Tim Barnes. And then if you're a Democrat, start praying to whatever deity you believe in that we get the majority. Because if not, there are going to be a lot of people with egg on their faces come January when Ron Ramsey refuses to seat Barnes and forces a new election.

State Senate District 26: MOOOOO! Randy Camp.

Missouri:

Governor: Jay Nixon

Lieutenant Governor: Sam Page

Secretary of State: Robin Carnahan

Treasurer: Clint Zweifel

Attorney General: Chris Koster

Congressional District 9: Judy Baker for Kenny Hulshof's old seat.

Constitutional Amendment 1: No. It's redundant as English is already the official language of Missouri by law; there's no need for a constitutional amendment.

Constitutional Amendment 4: As far as I know, this is just something to fix the funding for stormwater control projects, so Yes.

Proposition A: I agonized over this one, and I got a lot of feedback. In the end, my doubts about this are too strong, so I will be voting No on Proposition A.

Proposition B: More funding for home healthcare workers who assist the elderly and those with disabilities in living independently. Yes on B.

Proposition C: Missouri must get 15% of its energy from renewable sources by 2021. A wholehearted Yes on C.

Georgia:

U.S. Senate: Jim Martin. Do it for Max Cleland!

California:

A big freaking HELL NO on Proposition 8!

I'll add more as I remember them.

And The Bottom Falls Out

No, I'm not talking about John McCain, I'm talking about the Vols:


Phillip Fulmer, who a decade ago brought Tennessee its first national championship in 47 years, will not return as the Volunteers' coach next year, multiple sources told ESPN.com.

An announcement is being planned for later Monday at Neyland Stadium. The Vols (3-6, 1-5 SEC) have lost four straight games and are in danger of suffering their second losing season in the last four years. Fulmer, who has won 150 games at his alma mater and is the dean of SEC coaches, met with Tennessee officials Monday morning, and they reached a mutual agreement that it would be best for all parties if Fulmer was not back next season.


No surprise there. While he had a great record as a coach, this is a "what have you done for me lately" kind of business.

What I don't understand is why they'd announce this before the end of the season, if they're not intending to replace him right away. UT still has a legitimate shot to get to six wins (which I hope doesn't happen since it would almost necessarily come at the cost of Vanderbilt getting six wins, but I digress), but by announcing this now, it's basically an admission that this season is lost beyond all hope. I may be the eternal optimist but I've never had a lot of respect for that kind of attitude.

I don't feel too badly for anyone on either side though. Fulmer will find a new job fairly easily, and Rocky Flop will continue their slide!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

McCain Concedes Election

Not literally, but he may as well have:

Republican presidential nominee John McCain is planning a quick campaign stop in Blountville, Tenn., on Monday, part of a cross-country campaign sweep on the eve of the election.

Yes, I realize that it's just one stop on a full day of campaigning across the country (looking at his schedule for Monday, you have to admire his strength--I get tired just thinking about having to go to all those places in one day). But why would you waste several hours in a place that you already have clinched?

Blountville is near Virginia, but if the purpose is to reach out to voters in Virginia, then why not just...go to Virginia?

It's over. He knows it. He needs to go to at least one place where he'll have near universal support. But here's the information on the rally if you want to RSVP and subsequently be spammed with emails over the next 72 hours.

By the way, did anyone see him on Saturday Night Live tonight? It was just sad. He just seemed so resigned...

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Palin Punk'd

Oh. My God.

Sarah Palin got punk'd by a Quebec radio duo, the Masked Avengers, who tricked her into thinking she was talking to French Prime Minister Nicholas Sarkozy. Their website is loading pretty slowly, but here's a YouTube of the audio:



I didn't get all of the references in there, but here are some of them from CNews:


Throughout the conversation, Audette drops plenty of clues that something's amiss.

He identifies French singer and actor Johnny Hallyday as his special adviser to the U.S., singer Stef Carse as Canada's prime minister and Quebec comedian and radio host Richard Z. Sirois as the provincial premier.

Even without the references though, for any normal person, the mention of "Nailin' Palin" and the fact that he said he could see Belgium from his house should have probably raised an eyebrow or two.

In Palin's defense, she was a good sport about it in a statement to Politico:

"Gov. Palin received a phone call on Saturday from a French Canadian talk show host claiming to be French President Nicholas Sarkozy," emailed spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt. "Gov. Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy, and other celebrities in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie."

But still, you have to figure that at least one staffer got fired over this.

The way I see it, there are two possibilities to how this could have happened, both of them scary. Either her staff really is that incompetent to believe that anyone with a French-sounding accent (although Quebecois and Parisian accents sound completely different, to me anyway) could be Prime Minister Sarkozy. Or, someone from within the campaign set her up. A call between a candidate and a foreign leader would presumably have to be set up at least a few days in advance, which would have given them plenty of time to confirm with the real Sarkozy's people. But that wouldn't have happened if someone from within the campaign had set her up.

I'm guessing this probably isn't how McCain wanted to wrap the campaign up. Oh well, as they said in the call, one Viagra can change the world for McCain!