Things I Learned Today

1. Apparently, if you want conservatives to like you, all you have to do is get knocked up outside of marriage. Then they'll love you!

2. John McCain was a POW. Seriously, I didn't know that until today.

3. If you damage your car by hitting a pole in your building's narrow parking garage, the sensible thing for the body shop to do, knowing that you'll still have to park in the narrow garage, is to give you a rental car that's...bigger than the one you wrecked!

4. The difference between substantial performance and specific performance in contract law. It's actually a fairly big difference.

5. That I'm taking the best notes in Contracts out of all of my classes because a) the professor doesn't let you use a computer and b) the class is small enough that I can't just use my iPhone.

5. The definition of estoppel.

6. That I will never get a straight answer as to whether or not I can study intellectual property law without a technical background (hey, I blog! I know html! Isn't that good enough?)

7. I was vetted more thoroughly by Wash U Law than Sarah Palin was by John McCain.