Friday, July 10, 2009

Feel Good Friday--Disco Sucks Edition

This Sunday will mark the 40-year anniversary of the "Disco Demolition Night" in Chicago, where a publicity stunt inviting punk and metal fans to come to a White Sox doubleheader at Comiskey Park in order to blow up disco records in between the games resulted in a full-on riot.  It was the culmination of a growing backlash against disco music, a once vibrant African-American and Latin music form that had been increasingly co-opted, commercialized, homogenized, and over-saturated by rich whites in the club scene (isn't that the way these things always happen?).  


Here's a song that is widely considered to exemplify the discontent with disco in 1979 prior to the riot.  You can now hear it played at every Titans game after a field goal kick or extra point, because it occurred to someone that "Rob Bironas" rhymes vaguely with "My Sharona."




Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Proof That There Are Racists Everywhere You Go

You read this story and it's hard to imagine this even happening in Belle Meade:


More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club and left to wonder if their race was the reason.

I heard this lady, she was like, 'Uh, what are all these black kids doing here?' She's like, 'I'm scared they might do something to my child,'" said camper Dymire Baylor.

The Creative Steps Day Camp paid more than $1900 to The Valley Swim Club. The Valley Swim Club is a private club that advertises open membership. But the campers' first visit to the pool suggested otherwise.

"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool," Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. "The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately."


Surely, this had to have just been a horrible misunderstanding, right?  Right?  Perhaps the president of the swim club can clear it up:

"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club," John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement.

Wow.  Just wow.

Unless the reporter who did this story completely messed that up, I'd like to know if this guy had a white hood on his head when he said it.  Come on, has no one learned anything from the Tennessee GOP?  If you're going to use racist code words or dog-whistles, you have to be a little more subtle about it.

It's difficult to believe, but you always need a reminder, that this sort of thing still happens in America.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Adam Kleinheider Writes Jesus Christ's Obituary

(Inspired by this post and the prior Michael Jackson hate-a-thon)

I've been perplexed by the outpouring of emotion coming from the Israelite blogosphere and the Disciples following the death and subsequent rise from the dead of Jesus H. Christ.

I suppose he did good things with his life.  He did a lot of good work for the poor and the least among us.  He turned water into wine, which is a useful skill.  His life was obviously inspirational to many.  And of course, no one deserves to die in such a brutal manner as being whipped and then crucified.

But let's not get carried away with the Messiah-worship here.

The way he lived his life was bound to attract suspicion from the Romans and from the High Priests (who, whether you like it or not, are respectively the legitimate government and legitimate religious leaders in Judea).  How else did we expect them to react when he stormed into the holy Temple and caused so much vandalism?  That seems hypocritical for the so-called "Prince of Peace."  Besides, his statement that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven is clear evidence that he was attempting to instigate a Communist plot against the government.

Furthermore, why did he spend so much time around prostitutes and lepers?  What legitimate purpose could he have possibly had?  There are so many other people who need saving, why just focus on them?  Of course, we don't know what exactly the nature was of Jesus' relationship with Mary Magdalene, but why was he so quick to run to her when he rose from the dead?  It seems so suspicious for someone who had committed himself to a life of chastity and poverty to be so attached to a woman like that.

I'm not suggesting that Jesus Christ deserved to be crucified.  But as everyone mourns, I cannot forget how many inconsistencies there were in his own life.  If he had not been causing so much trouble and dissension among the Israelites, he would not be dead today.  As you reap, so shall you sow.


Monday, July 6, 2009

Would You Like Ammonia With That?

Last night, I went to see "Food, Inc." at the Belcourt.  While I'm not one to write movie reviews, this movie brought up some important issues that need discussing.


First, let me say that this movie was enough for the girl who loves a filet mignon and can make a mean teriyaki-glazed pork chop (yes, I'm Jewish.  Why do you ask?) to briefly consider going vegan.  My parents had gone out for Chinese right before I left for the movie and had brought me back some chicken skewers for my dinner after the movie, and I honestly had a hard time eating them.  I'm not going vegetarian--ultimately, I like meat too much for that--but the movie was thoroughly disturbing in every way possible.

In a nutshell, we're led to believe in this country that the food we buy in the grocery store comes "fresh off the farm" as it was back in the olden days.  But in reality, it's all coming from a few large corporations, who want to produce food as cheaply as possible.  And all too often, "cheap" does not coincide with humane, nutritious, or even remotely safe.

The corporations ensure that the farmers who supply them remain in debt and wholly dependent on them for a living.  They bring in undocumented immigrants to work in the meat processing plants and treat them horribly, but they're not the ones who get in trouble whenever there's an immigration raid.  They keep cows and chickens penned up and living in their own filth.  If you see the conditions, it's really no wonder why we've had so many high profile e. coli outbreaks over the last few years, and it's amazing that there haven't been more.

The most telling moment for me was when they showed some of the "high-tech" solutions for improving on food safety.  After one e. coli outbreak, one of the largest beef processing companies came up with a particularly creative fix.  Rather than making systemic changes (like, I don't know, not keeping cows in conditions that pretty much guarantee the spread of disease), they invented an ammonia-based filler to put into ground beef to kill the germs.  Yes, your burger has ammonia in it.

And I've only described a fraction of the problems described in the movie.  So what can we do when faced with such a dangerous food supply?

A large chunk of this problem cannot be solved by the government.  The government has utterly failed here.  Part of that was a deliberate failure, caused by a constant eroding of the FDA's authority over the last few decades and putting agribusiness executives in charge of the departments that regulate their own industries.  But even if not for that, agribusiness still has both Democrats and Republicans wholly in their pockets.

So it's going to take a consumer revolution.  Corporations need to be shown that it is in their economic interest to invest in and sell organic and sustainable food.  They interviewed Gary Hirshberg, CEO of Stonyfield Farms, the third highest-selling yogurt brand in the U.S. and the biggest organic one.  His brand did so well that it was eventually snapped up by Dannon and is now sold in Wal-Mart.  He pointed out that for every yogurt sold, it's a profit that allows organic methods to grow and prosper.  This ultimately has to start with consumers deciding that we want beef from grass-fed cows, not beef filled with ammonia from cows that spent their lives ankle-deep in their own manure.

But that raises another problem--how can you possibly convince consumers to buy organic (or even non-organic) fruits and vegetables and meat when it is infinitely cheaper to buy chips, candy, and fast food, especially in this economy?  No matter how concerned you may be about your health down the line and what that may cost, it's entirely understandable that you'd be most concerned about stretching a dollar now.  And that's something that cannot be fixed without a complete overhaul of our agricultural policy in this country.  We heavily subsidize large corn growers, which goes into producing junk food and fast food, keeping it cheap.  That's ultimately the biggest problem, but I don't see Democrats or Republicans as having the political will to do anything about it.  That's why the first changes will have to come from consumers.

My biggest worry about this film, though, is that it's only going to be seen by those who don't need convincing.  It's a riveting hour and a half, and other than Harry Potter and Bruno, what other good movies are coming out anytime soon?  Go see it!


Hating On The McNair Haters

To those of you saying that Steve McNair wouldn't be dead if he hadn't been cheating on his wife, or that he somehow had it coming because of what he was doing, all I have to say is:


Screw.  You.

First, we don't know know what the situation was.  It does look suspicious, but we don't know what the full story was behind McNair and his girlfriend.  McNair may very well have been separated or in the process of divorcing, we don't know that for sure.  And even if he was cheating, infidelity does not warrant murder, period.  No matter what problems he had in his personal life, none of it justifies the way he died.  And if you're going to hate on him for that, then just know you're throwing stones from a glass house.

I'm with Newscoma, why does it even matter to any of us?

As for "he wouldn't be dead if he hadn't been there," no, he wouldn't have died at that moment.  But who's to say that something wouldn't have happened to him the next day?  That he wouldn't have gotten shot some other way, that he wouldn't have been in a car accident?  

People die in senseless ways everyday.  But for the grace of God go any of us.

I'm going to remember Steve McNair not as a saint, but as someone who gave his all to his team and to his city.

Here's an excerpt from Jeff Fisher's moving statement on McNair:

The Steve McNair that I knew would want me to say I am sorry. I am not perfect. We all make decisions sometimes that are not in the best interest. Please forgive me. The Steve McNair that I knew would want me to say, Celebrate my life. For what I did on the field and what I did in the community, the kind of teammate that I was – that’s what Steve that I knew would want me to say.

I’ve known him for 15 years, and I endured wins and losses, joy and laughter, sadness. I watched one of the greatest competitors of all time on the field do whatever it took to stay on the field. I watched one of the best teammates you could have be a teammate to everybody, to extend a hand to everybody.

The Steve McNair that I knew was a great person. He helped put this organization on the map here in Tennessee, put is in our first Super Bowl. I will miss him, as you all will miss him. And I asked you to honor what he did on the field and in the community and he was a tremendous legacy. And that is his legacy and I am proud to have been a part of that.




Saturday, July 4, 2009

R.I.P. Steve McNair

Damn, I'm ready for everyone to stop dying already!  First Farrah, then MJ, and now Air McNair?


When the Titans came here in 1997, all the focus was on Eddie George.  But McNair came into his own over the next few years and consistently got better as a player even after Eddie hit his peak.  He helped give the team an identity here when they were still considered "the ex-Oilers."  There wasn't one play I remember him for, because there were just too many.  Even when he wasn't playing at his best, when he was injured or not throwing as many passes, he still carried the whole team on his back.  He may not have been like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady in that he had a ton of long, graceful passes, but he always got the job done.  And even when he went to Baltimore in 2005, I think everyone still considered him to be "ours."

And that's to say nothing of his community involvement.  He was trying so hard to revive the neighborhood in which he was shot.

I went and found my old #9 jersey in the back of my closest after hearing the news.  I'm going to wear it downtown to the fireworks tonight and I hope everyone who has a #9 jersey will do the same.

By the way, Bud Adams, Mike Reinfeldt, Jeff Fisher--Retire the #9 jersey.  It's time.  The reason why no one on the roster wears #9 or #27 right now is presumably because y'all were planning on retiring the numbers at some point anyway.  I remember two years ago when Michael Griffin wanted to wear #27 when coming onto the team, since that had been his number in college, but was refused.  But it's time now to retire #9.  The first Titans home game is on September 20, do it then to kick off the season.


Feel Good Independence Day

Happy 4th of July!  I'm excited for the Hot Chicken Festival in East Nashville later on today (which I've never been to) and the fireworks downtown later on.


In the meantime, here's Martina singing about some real independence:


Thursday, July 2, 2009

Bruce Pearl To Bring Peace To The Middle East

More or less.  The Israelis and Palestinians will both be too distracted by his bright orange jacket to fight while he's over there.  I'm guessing he comes back with at least one commitment:


Tennessee men's basketball coach Bruce Pearl and the Maccabi USA Open Men's team he coaches leave Philadelphia for Tel Aviv, Israel, today.

"I've got the red, white and blue on and I'm representing my country,'' an excited Pearl said in a phone interview from Philadelphia, where he has been drilling the USA team the past week in preparation for the Maccabiah Games. "We're playing in the 18-to-32 age division, and that's a tall task. We're basically playing against pros.''


The Maccabiah Games are basically the "Jewish Olympics," and are sanctioned as Regional Games by the IOC.  So go Coach Pearl, represent the U.S. and make us proud!

Lane Kiffin would have come along to help, except that he's being accused of an NCAA secondary violation for trying to contact Petah Tikvah High School's star quarterback!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

But Where's Her Flag Lapel?

ACK posted a link to a photo gallery of Sarah Palin posing for Runner's World magazine in her running clothes.  Of course it's a cheap stunt to distract everyone from the fact that she's clueless by reminding everyone that she's attractive (if you're into that sort of thing, of course).  But that's not what struck me as odd about the pictures.


Look at Picture #7, pay close attention to the flag, then come back over here.

Is the American flag supposed to be draped over a chair or bunched up like that?  According to the U.S. flag code:

The flag should not be used as "wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery", or for covering a speaker's desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins). Bunting of blue, white and red stripes is available for these purposes. The blue stripe of the bunting should be on the top.

The flag should never be drawn back or bunched up in any way.


Now, for those of you saying this is stupid, it's a nonissue, it's much ado about nothing--of course.  As was Obama's lack of a flag lapel pin, an issue that the Republicans were so fixated on for so long.  Do the same standards apply to Palin?  I'll betcha not!

The Fake Journalist Provides Real News

Missed in the hubbub over Michael Jackson and el affaire Sanford was this very compelling story of the plight of North Korean refugees on last night's Daily Show:



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A Great Day For The Predators

My younger brother says that my blog is boring and I ought to talk more about sports, since sports are more interesting than politics.  I don't entirely disagree, on the latter part anyway.  So...


On the first day of free agency, the Predators re-signed two of their biggest unrestricted free agents, Steve Sullivan and Joel Ward.  Steve Sullivan got a huge new deal, $7.5 million for two years.  It sounds like a lot, but reportedly it's less than what he wanted.  He let everyone know by proclaiming on Twitter that his house was not for sale.  Some will inevitably complain that we're overpaying, but there's no doubt that Sully is the heart and soul of the team.  No one expected much from him when he returned to the ice in February after missing two years of play from a back injury, but he immediately contributed an offense and lit a fire under the team.  He's got nine lives, and he still wants to prove everyone wrong.  And I have no doubt he will.

Re-signing Joel Ward was just as critical.  He was solid on offense although he hadn't had much playing time before this past season, and I believe next season is going to be a breakout year for him.

The Preds lost two players to the free agency--Greg Zanon to the Wild and Vernon Fiddler to the Coyotes.  Losing Fiddler is certainly going to hurt a little.  I'd like for the Preds to sign one more forward, especially since they went very D-heavy in the draft.  Next year's free agency is going to be incredibly painful compared to this one, when Jason Arnott and Martin Erat's contracts are up (my take:  let Erat go, move heaven and earth to re-sign Arnott).

But in the meantime, the Predators are back and WILL be in the playoffs next year!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So What's Your Plan, Tough Guy?

Glen Dean apparently needs it spelled out for him, so I'll make this short and sweet.


Over the decades, the U.S. has made a few mistakes in foreign policy.  Yes, I know that saying that the U.S. has ever made any mistakes in its entire history automatically means I Hate America and I Blame America First, but we have.  In particular, we have an unfortunate history of overthrowing democratically-elected governments if we didn't like the result of an election.  This is a particularly salient problem as it relates to Iran and Honduras.

In 1951, Iran elected Mohammad Mossadeq as its first democratically-elected Prime Minister.  The U.S. and the U.K. didn't like him because he dared to suggest that Iran should have some say over the allocation of its own oil resources, rather than Britain controlling it all.  So in 1953, in what came to be known as Operation Ajax, the CIA and MI6 fomented a coup against Mossadeq and replaced him with the Shah.  The Shah came to be bitterly despised and viewed (correctly) as a U.S. puppet.  It was a major factor in the anti-U.S. hostility of the 1979 Iranian Revolution.

In Latin America, the U.S. has a recent history of backing military coups.  We propped up Batista in Cuba, Pinochet in Chile, the contras in Nicaragua (whom we financed, by the way, by illegally selling arms to Iran), and the junta in El Salvador.  While the U.S. didn't do anything directly in Honduras, we staged our involvement in Nicaragua from bases there.

So either way, if the U.S. is to have any legitimacy in mediating these crises, it is of paramount importance that we not be seen as the ones trying to foment it all.  If the U.S. is seen as instigating the new revolution in Iran, it will give Ahmadinejad and the clerics a nice little bit of propaganda to rally their bases of support--"Just like 1953 and Mossadeq!"  Similarly, given our history of backing military coups in Latin America, if we didn't move quickly to fully dispel any suggestion that we were involved with the Honduran coup, it would have killed our credibility in Latin America and given a boost to people like Hugo Chavez.  As it is, getting all of our North and Central American allies together immediately to resolve the situation was the best way to steal Chavez's thunder.

Besides, what exactly would the right have Obama do in regards to Iran?  Yell louder?  Give a little cowboy-ish slogan, like "Ahmadinejad--Wanted Dead or Alive"?  All that would accomplish what, exactly?

Or perhaps they'd have him drop a couple bombs over there?  Yeah, that would show 'em!  Except that at the exact moment we dropped the bombs, the entire political right in this country, Glen Dean included, would immediately rediscover paleo-conservatism and whine about how we shouldn't be "intervening".  It's a nice little trap they've set up, but Obama isn't falling into it.

(H/t ACK)

Monday, June 29, 2009

What Else God Wants

God wants Mark Sanford to remain Governor of South Carolina, according to noted prophet Mark Sanford:


In a written message to supporters Monday, Mark Sanford asserted that God’s plan for him includes finishing his term as South Carolina governor.

Sanford is facing calls for his resignation after disappearing to Argentina then returning last week to admit an affair.

“Immediately after all this unfolded last week I had thought I would resign – as I believe in the military model of leadership and when trust of any form is broken one lays down the sword,” Sanford wrote in the message, which he posted on his personal website http://www.governorsanford.com and Facebook page, and broadcast via Twitter.

“A long list of close friends have suggested otherwise – that for God to really work in my life I shouldn’t be getting off so lightly. While it would be personally easier to exit stage left, their point has been that my larger sin was the sin of pride.”


In that case, here's what else I KNOW that the Almighty wants.  And I want to be perfectly clear that you will all be considered to be living in mortal sin until these demands are met:

  • For me to get an Hermès Birkin bag.  Preferably in violet croc, but God will forgive you if you can only get black.

  • For all law school exams to immediately be changed into multiple-choice and open-book format.  God says that issue-spotting essay questions are an abomination in His sight.

  • For me to get Manolo Blahnik black patent leather Mary Janes.  What?  God says I so totally need shoes to go with the bag.

  • For Phil Bredesen to go on a wild trip to Argentina a la Sanford.  God says he needs to loosen up.

  • For me to get one of the Valentino Rose handbags.  God says that carrying the Birkin bag everyday would just make me look like a label-whore.

  • For the Tennessee Titans to win the Super Bowl and for the Nashville Predators to win the Stanley Cup.  The Pittsburgh Steelers and Detroit Red Wings have sinned and will be judged.  Also, God wants Chris Johnson to shut the hell up and stop looking to T.O. and Ocho-Cinco as his role models.

  • For Stacey Campfield to stop making T.O. and Ocho-Cinco look like coherent and intellectual thinkers.

  • For me to get a Bentley Continental GT.  Black, tan seats.  Hot bag + hot shoes = need for hot car.

  • For all of our gay brethren, quite a few of whom recognize the value of hot bags and hot shoes, to receive equal rights.  And for Obama to be more out in front on that issue.

  • For us to stop blowing up the mountaintops for coal, since they are after all His creation.

  • For me to get a summer house in the North Carolina mountains, when they're not being blown up for coal.

  • For me to just get a freaking job in two years.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

I Read Phil Valentine So You Don't Have To!

Apologies to anyone who does a similar weekly post!


Actually, I only have one real beef with this week's column.  He spends most of it criticizing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, he who made "hiking the Appalachian Trail" into a new euphemism, but then goes on to criticize the jilted wife:


The real perplexing piece of this Peyton Place puzzle is the written response from Sanford's wife. She quoted scripture and spoke of forgiveness. She offered to take the scoundrel back, were he to change his evil ways.

I don't mean to be cynical, but she's either Hillary Clinton or Mother Teresa. My money is on the former. Mrs. Sanford seems to want to keep the gravy train rolling in spite of the overwhelming evidence that her husband is an incurable cad.

I understand that forgiveness is a Christian virtue, but I don't believe God ever intended for us to be chumps. To me, serial adultery is not something you forgive and forget. Don't get me wrong: I'm certainly not without sin, but I cannot imagine ever trusting a spouse who deceived me in such a nefarious way for more than a year.

Ohh, so she's either an idiot or a greedy bitch.  Thanks for the clarification Phil!

Now I'll admit, if it were me, not only would I have kicked him to the curb, but I would have made sure I got quite the payday with alimony.  He wouldn't be able to go visit his Argentine amante anymore, not because of the public scrutiny, but because he wouldn't be able to afford the plane ticket.

But that's easy for me to say.  I'm not in that position.  

What do you want this woman to do?  She's already been publicly humiliated and had all of her family's dirty laundry aired to the whole country.  Can you honestly blame her for not wanting to add to that while the spotlight is still on all of them, for wanting to shield the kids the best she can under the circumstances?  And whether she leaves him or not, is that really for any of us to judge?

Besides, what "gravy train" is there to stick around for?  Mark Sanford's trip to Argentina cost South Carolina $8,000 and may have contravened official U.S. trade policy.  South Carolina Republicans look ready and willing to throw him under the bus.  He's not going to be governor much longer, whether he steps down of his own volition or gets impeached.  

Really, he's incredibly lucky that two celebrity icons, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, died the day after his confession, since that took the pressure and the media glare off of him for the time being.

I think she may not be Mother Teresa, but certainly not either an idiot or a greedy bitch.  Rather, it seems she's just trying to cope and survive and wait for the storm to die down before making any drastic decisions.

But of course, I don't live in that little black-and-white world.